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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Pigshit...

Any more ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F#ck

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

2 short planks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man eating shark spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad always used to say 'thick as a gurkha's foreskin'

Heaven knows where that one came from

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

From deliverance country

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"My Dad always used to say 'thick as a gurkha's foreskin'

Heaven knows where that one came from "

That’s one straight from the armed forces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick as custard he is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick as...a glue sniffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Dad always used to say 'thick as a gurkha's foreskin'

Heaven knows where that one came from

That’s one straight from the armed forces. "

More than likely

He was in the Para's for years

I don't think he was Ant Middleton material though

In his words, 'I did 59 jumps and I shit myself every time'

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A man eating shark spider

Oi !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man eating shark spider

Oi !

Happy New Year Tom

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A blind cobblers thumb

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By *hatever works for USCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield/Sunderland

Mince...... that’s a saying in the North East

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Gorilla snot

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"From deliverance country "

Squeel like a pig

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

2 short planks was my mother's go to insult whenever I did something she deemed "less than my capabilites"

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Pigshit...

Any more ?"

Dude I know times are hard but think positively self deprecation is not good for the mind and wellbeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a brick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Grandad used to do a joke with this.

He'd say "thick as" then knock on some wood.

He'd look puzzled and say

"Eh up, was that the front door or the back?"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

...thieves

A decent album track by The Jam as well as a bona fide saying too

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Twp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick as a castle wall..

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Thick as custard he is!"

I'm fucking dis custard

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Grandad used to do a joke with this.

He'd say "thick as" then knock on some wood.

He'd look puzzled and say

"Eh up, was that the front door or the back?"

Which was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Grandad used to do a joke with this.

He'd say "thick as" then knock on some wood.

He'd look puzzled and say

"Eh up, was that the front door or the back?"

Which was it?"

Funnily enough it was neither.

But being about 10yrs old at the time it always amused us.

Happy memories

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