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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

window and some fat ass woman is next door pulling up the s.... it's me.

You will know I am on this site but I won't know youuuuu ..... exciting huh ?

Gone dandelion collecting.... Tra x

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

i just did a bit too.

not to tidy the garden, just couldnt close the shed door lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i just did a bit too.

not to tidy the garden, just couldnt close the shed door lol"

Was your fat ass in the way ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did a handsome young bloke just walk up behind youand pinch your fat arse saying "ayup treacle, can I hang out the back of ya before our Gert gets back?"

If not, then I think I've just dropped a bollock!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

I've showered and shaved, washed my hair and now waiting it to dry so I can lose the Crystal Tipps look before heading out tonight. Meanwhile MrShields has been busy in the garden doing A LOT of ing. We can actually see the pond and the stream!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"i just did a bit too.

not to tidy the garden, just couldnt close the shed door lol

Was your fat ass in the way ?"

no, the s were in the way of the shed door.

do keep up dear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can we have our ball back?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Did a handsome young bloke just walk up behind youand pinch your fat arse saying "ayup treacle, can I hang out the back of ya before our Gert gets back?"

If not, then I think I've just dropped a bollock!

How can it be YOUR mistake when a handsome young bloke did it ....

No he didn't. I'd have noticed through my roll ons.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i just did a bit too.

not to tidy the garden, just couldnt close the shed door lol

Was your fat ass in the way ?

no, the s were in the way of the shed door.

do keep up dear lol"

Oi .... less of the dear , Petal x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Please can we have our ball back? "

No. Im bursting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with few volunteers to pick-up the many thousands of discarded fish and chip wrappers and drinks cartons that now festoon the area directly in front of my house………..

Fuk’in Airshow….!. grrrrrrrrrrr …… same again tomorrow too …. Aghhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! :

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"I could do with few volunteers to pick-up the many thousands of discarded fish and chip wrappers and drinks cartons that now festoon the area directly in front of my house………..

Fuk’in Airshow….!. grrrrrrrrrrr …… same again tomorrow too …. Aghhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! :

well its only two days you got the rest of the year to enjoy the glorious view from there

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I could do with few volunteers to pick-up the many thousands of discarded fish and chip wrappers and drinks cartons that now festoon the area directly in front of my house………..

Fuk’in Airshow….!. grrrrrrrrrrr …… same again tomorrow too …. Aghhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! :

I had an overly long break ... my bad.... back off out to kill more dandelions...

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"i just did a bit too.

not to tidy the garden, just couldnt close the shed door lol

Was your fat ass in the way ?

no, the s were in the way of the shed door.

do keep up dear lol

Oi .... less of the dear , Petal x"

sorry, sweetcheeks. x

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"I could do with few volunteers to pick-up the many thousands of discarded fish and chip wrappers and drinks cartons that now festoon the area directly in front of my house………..

Fuk’in Airshow….!. grrrrrrrrrrr …… same again tomorrow too …. Aghhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! :

well stop holding it and they will all go away.

dont leave the landing light on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well stop holding it and they will all go away.

dont leave the landing light on lol"

But I like holding it and I'm scared of the dark.....

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"well stop holding it and they will all go away.

dont leave the landing light on lol

But I like holding it and I'm scared of the dark.....

i didnt mean holding that, you rude person.

i meant the airshow!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well stop holding it and they will all go away.

dont leave the landing light on lol

But I like holding it and I'm scared of the dark.....

i didnt mean holding that, you rude person.

i meant the airshow!! lol"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I thought picking dandelions was supposed to make you wee??

Dont tell me my Dad was telling me fibs

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"I thought picking dandelions was supposed to make you wee??

Dont tell me my Dad was telling me fibs

thought it meant you wet the bed.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Now you tell me ......

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Dont touch dandelions..they make you do a wee wee..

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