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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If the one hour daily exercise limit is reintroduced I'm flogging my allowance as I have no need or interest in it. I've never exercised for an hour A-day in my life so don't see why I should start now.

What would give me in exchange for my exercise time?

( This is meant to be a fun thread and not a political or virus related one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, what else could you do to class as sexercise..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha love it.

Do you want it?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

A can of peaches and my old copy of men’s weekly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exercise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm, what else could you do to class as sexercise..

Yes but I'm talking about my allotted our outsides I'm not having any kind of sexercise in this weather!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A can of peaches and my old copy of men’s weekly

Make it 4 cans and you can have 2 of my slots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha love it.

Do you want it?

God no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha love it.

Do you want it?

God no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha love it.

Do you want it?

God no!

It would mean I had to get dressed and stuff!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I thought you were saying you would have an hour of flogging each day!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Yoga. It's shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you were saying you would have an hour of flogging each day! "

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha love it.

Do you want it?

God no!

It would mean I had to get dressed and stuff!"

That sounds like a lot of work.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Well it would give me a work out too. Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it would give me a work out too. Perfect!

Deal! You can have one of my slots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yoga. It's shit

Yoga sounds like exercise to me so I don't want my either.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought you were saying you would have an hour of flogging each day! "

Ooh err

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I would give you a new pair of GREY fluffy socks..... not BLUE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would give you a new pair of GREY fluffy socks..... not BLUE

Well I do need some grey socks as I only have blue so you can have half an hour for that.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Bollocks!!!

I was hoping this was the kind of flogging where I would come away with some bruised and welts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bollocks!!!

I was hoping this was the kind of flogging where I would come away with some bruised and welts

You still could you may well get a rather delicious offer after that post.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Bollocks!!!

I was hoping this was the kind of flogging where I would come away with some bruised and welts

You still could you may well get a rather delicious offer after that post.

Fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does flogging a partner not count as daily exercise?

if so a lot of fun could be had

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You can keep your hour Lorna, I have my own and I’m using it

But I will drink gin with you when we can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"does flogging a partner not count as daily exercise?

if so a lot of fun could be had"

I think it depends how vigorous you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can keep your hour Lorna, I have my own and I’m using it

But I will drink gin with you when we can

Now that's the best offer I've had all day.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I can join after some vigorous flogging!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I would give you a new pair of GREY fluffy socks..... not BLUE

Well I do need some grey socks as I only have blue so you can have half an hour for that.

They are GREY and as there are two in a pair i get the hour ....... or you can make do with one sock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would give you a new pair of GREY fluffy socks..... not BLUE

Well I do need some grey socks as I only have blue so you can have half an hour for that.

They are GREY and as there are two in a pair i get the hour ....... or you can make do with one sock. "

You are a very hard bargainer granny.

OK than but they have to be grey and not like the ones I have that are blue!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else?

I'm rather underwhelmed by the offers so far.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Anyone else?

I'm rather underwhelmed by the offers so far. "

Think you’re flogging a dead horse there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were going to flog someone as your daily exercise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you were going to flog someone as your daily exercise

Well I could do that but only indoors so what I'm action offering is someone to have my hour day of outdoor time.

Don't like outside it's too big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you were going to flog someone as your daily exercise

Well I could do that but only indoors so what I'm action offering is someone to have my hour day of outdoor time.

Don't like outside it's too big!

You just need a socially distanced customised flogger;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hours up for grabs too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hours up for grabs too

Oi I'm trying to get rid of my hour you can start your own thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hours up for grabs too

Oi I'm trying to get rid of my hour you can start your own thread!"

I will not

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I have crumpets with Nutella to trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have crumpets with Nutella to trade

Sold

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have crumpets with Nutella to trade

Sold

Lorna will be

or maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have crumpets with Nutella to trade

Sold

Oi!!!!

Iv warned you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have crumpets with Nutella to trade

Sold

Lorna will be

or maybe

I'm both!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought you were saying you would have an hour of flogging each day! "

Same!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought you were going to flog someone as your daily exercise

It is hard work to be fair.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"I thought you were saying you would have an hour of flogging each day!

Same! "

Great minds think alike! X

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