FabSwingers.com forum: Room 101

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are you sending there?

I'm sending parsnips- filthy little fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

myself as i'm completely usless at everything

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Monster crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown sauce!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can I move to room 101 because I like everything there so far.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Celery

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bra’s

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Yeah Eeeeeeeewwwwww

Filth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite

Don't

Ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee

How am i meant to survive if you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen"

Salad cream can get binned also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come rain or shine it's bovril time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

*removes cindy from his friends list*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocket- Satan's salad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personalised number plates.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Marmite

Don't

Ridiculous

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mushrooms

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

Boris

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Mushrooms

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

Salad cream can get binned also

Noooo I need salad cream to put on pizza

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

Salad cream can get binned also

Noooo I need salad cream to put on pizza

And chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

Salad cream can get binned also

Noooo I need salad cream to put on pizza

you need it to cover up the taste of the pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"come rain or shine it's bovril time

Eeewww yeah what is that about?

Drinking salty meat juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

Salad cream can get binned also

Noooo I need salad cream to put on pizza

And chips

mayo is for chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

Salad cream can get binned also

Noooo I need salad cream to put on pizza

you need it to cover up the taste of the pineapple"

Out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

Salad cream can get binned also

Noooo I need salad cream to put on pizza

you need it to cover up the taste of the pineapple

Out!"

huh?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Those bottles of booze you get furiously frustrated with when you realise the screw cap is knackered the first time you try to open them.

Grr..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come rain or shine it's bovril time

Eeewww yeah what is that about?

Drinking salty meat juice

Im sorry still new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

Salad cream can get binned also

Noooo I need salad cream to put on pizza

And chips

mayo is for chips "

On pizza and chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking salty meat juice

Is it wrong that i feel slightly aroused now?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covid, lockdown, Boris, conspiracy theorists and selfish people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave

Karen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave

THe lack of batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave

Hard yoga poses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you sending there?

I'm sending parsnips- filthy little fuckers

Grapes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny key on tin of corned beef....why is that there???

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Dave

Karen

Oh Karen has to be there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

Salad cream can get binned also

Noooo I need salad cream to put on pizza

you need it to cover up the taste of the pineapple

Out!

huh?

You and you're pineapple pizza need to get out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you sending there?

I'm sending parsnips- filthy little fuckers

Grapes?

But what about wine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tiny key on tin of corned beef....why is that there???"

It's there to lock the corned beef in Room 101 where it belongs

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"What are you sending there?

I'm sending parsnips- filthy little fuckers

Shellfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown sauce!

Heathen

Salad cream can get binned also

Noooo I need salad cream to put on pizza

you need it to cover up the taste of the pineapple

Out!

huh?

You and you're pineapple pizza need to get out

I dont like pineapple on pizza though

*leaves the thread*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mushrooms

Weirdo

You know me well

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Coffee

How am i meant to survive if you do that?

Drink tea

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee

How am i meant to survive if you do that?

Drink tea

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coleslaw and celery

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Net curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"myself as i'm completely usless at everything"

I'm so that's not true.

Sorry you are feeling that way. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tiny key on tin of corned beef....why is that there???

It's there to lock the corned beef in Room 101 where it belongs

How dare you....corned beef is ace....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tiny key on tin of corned beef....why is that there???

It's there to lock the corned beef in Room 101 where it belongs

How dare you....corned beef is ace....lol"

on freshly buttered bread with BROWN! sauce

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Liver, bras and celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tiny key on tin of corned beef....why is that there???

It's there to lock the corned beef in Room 101 where it belongs

How dare you....corned beef is ace....lol

on freshly buttered bread with BROWN! sauce"

Corned beef with...tomato sauce and English mustard....thats it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tiny key on tin of corned beef....why is that there???

It's there to lock the corned beef in Room 101 where it belongs

How dare you....corned beef is ace....lol

on freshly buttered bread with BROWN! sauce"

I have no words

Why don't you throw some pineapple in there while you're at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is the room?

I need to prioritise

Cos there's a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tiny key on tin of corned beef....why is that there???

It's there to lock the corned beef in Room 101 where it belongs

How dare you....corned beef is ace....lol

on freshly buttered bread with BROWN! sauce

I have no words

Why don't you throw some pineapple in there while you're at it

you need to read my post again. I said nothing about liking pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big is the room?

I need to prioritise

Cos there's a lot

it is infinite

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Coriander. Its Satan's spunk. Bloody stuff gets in everything. If its not in it, then it's sprinkled on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coriander. Its Satan's spunk. Bloody stuff gets in everything. If its not in it, then it's sprinkled on it. "

Satan's spunk tastes better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna start with women (sorry ladies, it's usually you) that fuck about with their purse and handbag before moving away from the checkout

That 10 seconds feels like 10 minutes to the impatient twat behind you (normally me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna start with women (sorry ladies, it's usually you) that fuck about with their purse and handbag before moving away from the checkout

That 10 seconds feels like 10 minutes to the impatient twat behind you (normally me) "

P.S. if anyone wants to put impatient men at checkouts in their room, my suitcase is already packed

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