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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What is it about people when you are carrying heavy bags they either walk 0000000000.00000002 miles an hour. Stop in front of you to chat to someone.....grrrrrr

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I kick them, you can get away with Anything if you say sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hire a man then.

Problem solved.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

That's what bloody annoys me about women in supermarkets. Why do they have to stop in the middle of the aisle and chat for gods sake and why do they have to take their mothers/ daughters? We men know exactly what we want; get in fill our trolley and get out ( bit like sex really lol) then you get to the check out and the till person, invariably a woman , is chatting to another woman instead of scanning the items grrrr!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"That's what bloody annoys me about women in supermarkets. Why do they have to stop in the middle of the aisle and chat for gods sake and why do they have to take their mothers/ daughters? We men know exactly what we want; get in fill our trolley and get out ( bit like sex really lol) then you get to the check out and the till person, invariably a woman , is chatting to another woman instead of scanning the items grrrr!!!!"

Okay you win. Do the shopping.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Lol I do my wife would take hours, oh and why I am at it why the hell don't they make sure all the checkouts are manned during peak periods like Saturdays? These supermarkets couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery . There I feel better now as my rant was due to me being grumpy after getting up at 3am to get home from a business trip to Malta and getting fucked about at Hearhrow. I am finally on a plane to Edinburgh.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Lol I do my wife would take hours, oh and why I am at it why the hell don't they make sure all the checkouts are manned during peak periods like Saturdays? These supermarkets couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery . There I feel better now as my rant was due to me being grumpy after getting up at 3am to get home from a business trip to Malta and getting fucked about at Hearhrow. I am finally on a plane to Edinburgh."

It's all those fucking useless women in passport control. Bitches.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Lol I have have an issue with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do the women take blokes and/ or kids with them???! They are always bored out of their skulls. Leave them at home with a can of lager and a packet of crisps!!

Oh and a pizza for the blokes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why do the women take blokes and/ or kids with them???! They are always bored out of their skulls. Leave them at home with a can of lager and a packet of crisps!!

Oh and a pizza for the blokes. "

You're a bloke aren't you ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"What is it about people when you are carrying heavy bags they either walk 0000000000.00000002 miles an hour. Stop in front of you to chat to someone.....grrrrrr "

Consider yourself lucky you got behind a fast one.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Should have stopped and had a rest on your new loo seat

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Should have stopped and had a rest on your new loo seat "

hahahaha I got a spotty one!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Should have stopped and had a rest on your new loo seat

hahahaha I got a spotty one!! "

a spotty bum? I'm sure you can get some cream for that

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Should have stopped and had a rest on your new loo seat

hahahaha I got a spotty one!! "

Careful they don't pop when you sit on it then

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Should have stopped and had a rest on your new loo seat

hahahaha I got a spotty one!!

Careful they don't pop when you sit on it then"

A spotty bog seat that is haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid my mum trained me in the ways of shopping.

Food shops had me running off to find the item she needed and we got it done in half the time.

My dad however doesn't know his way around a supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the women take blokes and/ or kids with them???! They are always bored out of their skulls. Leave them at home with a can of lager and a packet of crisps!!

Oh and a pizza for the blokes.

You're a bloke aren't you ?"
Ha ha ha hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the women take blokes and/ or kids with them???! They are always bored out of their skulls. Leave them at home with a can of lager and a packet of crisps!!

Oh and a pizza for the blokes.

You're a bloke aren't you ?"

Am I eckers like

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Blokette perhaps

Geezer bird tendancies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make it plainly obvious that they need to move their great arse's out of my way

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Excuse me

EXCUSE ME!

Wham with the trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me

EXCUSE ME!

Wham with the trolley "

Ha!

Ooops sooo sorry....

Geezer birdette... I like that.

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