FabSwingers.com forum: Lockdown lard

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anybody put on a few pounds during Covid? I really need to get 10 pounds off and stop eating cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads!

I am a disgrace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I’ve put on over 4 stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm definitely growing and not height wise

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Yes jelly belly here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely growing and not height wise "

But you were at least starting from a better position. I was borderline bloater even before this all kicked off!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm definitely growing and not height wise

But you were at least starting from a better position. I was borderline bloater even before this all kicked off!"

Fuck off were ya!

I'm not eating more, I'm literally just not moving. Happened last lockdown and I dropped the weight within about 8 weeks being back at work.

I really need to start moving about more. I shit you not I've got a granny tipper chair and I've even been utilising it with great delight. "Stand me up G-tips!" Yep, that's what I say to the chair. Sometimes I even thank it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm definitely growing and not height wise

But you were at least starting from a better position. I was borderline bloater even before this all kicked off!

Fuck off were ya!

I'm not eating more, I'm literally just not moving. Happened last lockdown and I dropped the weight within about 8 weeks being back at work.

Somewhat relieved that I am not the only one who has started to talk to furniture

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm definitely growing and not height wise

But you were at least starting from a better position. I was borderline bloater even before this all kicked off!

Fuck off were ya!

I'm not eating more, I'm literally just not moving. Happened last lockdown and I dropped the weight within about 8 weeks being back at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely growing and not height wise

But you were at least starting from a better position. I was borderline bloater even before this all kicked off!

Fuck off were ya!

I'm not eating more, I'm literally just not moving. Happened last lockdown and I dropped the weight within about 8 weeks being back at work.

Somewhat relieved that I am not the only one who has started to talk to furniture "

It's time to worry when it answers back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely growing and not height wise

But you were at least starting from a better position. I was borderline bloater even before this all kicked off!

Fuck off were ya!

I'm not eating more, I'm literally just not moving. Happened last lockdown and I dropped the weight within about 8 weeks being back at work.

Fucking was... thank god for corsets and gaffer tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fat before, I'm still fat now sadly

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yes, I’ve put on over 4 stone. "

Staring hard at your profile pic..can't see it

Or the weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was fat before, I'm still fat now sadly "

Just built for comfort honey... no shame in that!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

God yes lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Yrs...I've put on a few pounds. I've got a bit cuddly round the belly area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yrs...I've put on a few pounds. I've got a bit cuddly round the belly area

Can I have a squeeze?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was fat before, I'm still fat now sadly "

Well you look lovely

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yrs...I've put on a few pounds. I've got a bit cuddly round the belly area

Can I have a squeeze? "

You may need 2 hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was fat before, I'm still fat now sadly

Just built for comfort honey... no shame in that!"

It's more of me to love I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Must. Bite. Tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yrs...I've put on a few pounds. I've got a bit cuddly round the belly area

Can I have a squeeze?

You may need 2 hands

My hands are quite big

For a lady

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Must. Bite. Tongue.

I can’t bite my tongue.

I’d only try to eat that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Must. Bite. Tongue.

I can’t bite my tongue.

I’d only try to eat that too. "

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope ..infact lost 1/2 st since 2nd jan..

16 hr fasting... no calorie counting not hungry feel great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope ..infact lost 1/2 st since 2nd jan..

16 hr fasting... no calorie counting not hungry feel great. "

*throws stones at golden wonder*

Not jealous. At all!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yrs...I've put on a few pounds. I've got a bit cuddly round the belly area

Can I have a squeeze?

You may need 2 hands

My hands are quite big

For a lady"

You could manage with one hand then.

I've gained a few pound in the arse area..best check that out too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yrs...I've put on a few pounds. I've got a bit cuddly round the belly area

Can I have a squeeze?

You may need 2 hands

My hands are quite big

For a lady

You could manage with one hand then.

I've gained a few pound in the arse area..best check that out too

*warms hands*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Well I am considering describing myself as athletic but in a shot putting way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Well I am considering describing myself as athletic but in a shot putting way"

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I need to do something as my work colleagues won’t recognise me when we get back in the office

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yrs...I've put on a few pounds. I've got a bit cuddly round the belly area

Can I have a squeeze?

You may need 2 hands

My hands are quite big

For a lady

You could manage with one hand then.

I've gained a few pound in the arse area..best check that out too

*warms hands*"

Assumes the position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yrs...I've put on a few pounds. I've got a bit cuddly round the belly area

Can I have a squeeze?

You may need 2 hands

My hands are quite big

For a lady

You could manage with one hand then.

I've gained a few pound in the arse area..best check that out too

*warms hands*

Assumes the position

Did someone turn out the lights?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Well I am considering describing myself as athletic but in a shot putting way"

Great shout, OP.

I think I’ll do the same!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yrs...I've put on a few pounds. I've got a bit cuddly round the belly area

Can I have a squeeze?

You may need 2 hands

My hands are quite big

For a lady

You could manage with one hand then.

I've gained a few pound in the arse area..best check that out too

*warms hands*

Assumes the position

Did someone turn out the lights?"

I best let go of your head, you didn't need to look that closely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Well I am considering describing myself as athletic but in a shot putting way

Great shout, OP.

I think I’ll do the same!

It may just be the way forward for us, or at least outwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I’ve put on over 4 stone.

Staring hard at your profile pic..can't see it

Or the weight

I've just been staring at someone's pics too.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Well I am considering describing myself as athletic but in a shot putting way

Great shout, OP.

I think I’ll do the same!

It may just be the way forward for us, or at least outwards "

Quite clearly we’re athletic. I like this. I might change my body type to reflect this conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be wearing silly shoes and not know it.

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Ive thought to take the hammer to my scale. I couldn't find the hammer so took the batteries out instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Well I am considering describing myself as athletic but in a shot putting way

Great shout, OP.

I think I’ll do the same!

It may just be the way forward for us, or at least outwards

Quite clearly we’re athletic. I like this. I might change my body type to reflect this conversation "

We will be inundated with offers and then in my case accusations of fraud and looks of general disappointment

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Well I am considering describing myself as athletic but in a shot putting way

Great shout, OP.

I think I’ll do the same!

It may just be the way forward for us, or at least outwards

Quite clearly we’re athletic. I like this. I might change my body type to reflect this conversation

We will be inundated with offers and then in my case accusations of fraud and looks of general disappointment "

It’s like when you order something on Wish. It always seems too good to be true, then it arrives and you realise that it definitely was too good to be true.

I’m happy with this. Wish is a pretty successful website

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah definitely. I’ve always branded myself as doughy, but I’ve surpassed that now and need a new descriptive word that’s more reflective of my current waistline situation

Well I am considering describing myself as athletic but in a shot putting way

Great shout, OP.

I think I’ll do the same!

It may just be the way forward for us, or at least outwards

Quite clearly we’re athletic. I like this. I might change my body type to reflect this conversation

We will be inundated with offers and then in my case accusations of fraud and looks of general disappointment

It’s like when you order something on Wish. It always seems too good to be true, then it arrives and you realise that it definitely was too good to be true.

I’m happy with this. Wish is a pretty successful website "

You have sold my own suggestion to me... onwards and outwards

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

I dieted and lost a stone and a half over late summer/early autumn 2020. I've put it all back on, and maybe more! I don't care. We're living in a global pandemic! If I have a shit shift at work and decide to have a take away instead of cooking then I damn well will!

I'm allowed so few pleasures that JustEat Cookie dough desserts have become my mainstay! You do you, I'll do me. So I'll allow you to judge me from 2023 and not before!

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