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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lu is telling "jokes".

I need saving. Send in special forces.

(Hunky ones in uniform)

Thank you.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Wonko has a scouts uniform

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good for some half decent jokes, can't help with the other I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko has a scouts uniform "

I do not.

Well I do but it doesn't fit

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Wonko has a scouts uniform

I do not.

Well I do but it doesn't fit "

Sorry couldn't resist

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wonko has a scouts uniform "

Is he a special force?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko has a scouts uniform

Is he a special force?"

No.

Just special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lu is telling "jokes".

I need saving. Send in special forces.

(Hunky ones in uniform)

Thank you."

Ooh, good call

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Wonko has a scouts uniform

Is he a special force?"

Aw bless

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much. "

Actual jokes would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko has a scouts uniform

I do not.

Well I do but it doesn't fit

Sorry couldn't resist "

That's the last time I offer you help after you get stuck in a yoga pose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

Actual jokes would be nice "

Fuck You!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu "

Captain James and the hunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the pervert cross the road?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Captain James and the hunks "

They'll Do!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm good for some half decent jokes, can't help with the other I'm afraid. "

I bet you could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

Actual jokes would be nice "

Actual jokes, or like the ones I posted somewhere the other day?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wonko has a scouts uniform

Is he a special force?

No.

Just special "

Yes. You are

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lu is telling "jokes".

I need saving. Send in special forces.

(Hunky ones in uniform)

Thank you.

Ooh, good call "

They don't seem to be forthcoming

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

Actual jokes would be nice

Fuck You!"

Predator.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Why did the pervert cross the road? "

I know this one....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

Actual jokes would be nice

Actual jokes, or like the ones I posted somewhere the other day? "

Anything is better than this....

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu "

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes "

I've got a picture like that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

Actual jokes would be nice

Actual jokes, or like the ones I posted somewhere the other day?

Anything is better than this...."

What do call a fish with no eyes?

FSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes "

Oh she'd like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they jokes about paper? I hear they're tearable!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

Actual jokes would be nice

Actual jokes, or like the ones I posted somewhere the other day?

Anything is better than this....

What do call a fish with no eyes?

FSH "

Ok..... I'm reconsidering my last statement.

You should go find a uniform

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

"

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

Actual jokes would be nice "

I hope this doesn't come across badly. It made me laugh.

My wife has had all her credit cards stolen. I was going to report it but it turns out the thieves are spending less than she does.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are they jokes about paper? I hear they're tearable! "

You should also go find a uniform....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that "

You're not helping.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that "

She'd find a way...just to piss me off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

Actual jokes would be nice

I hope this doesn't come across badly. It made me laugh.

My wife has had all her credit cards stolen. I was going to report it but it turns out the thieves are spending less than she does. "

I'm keeping that one for the ol' memory bank

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you wanted other jokes we could help you. Hunky men in uniform not so much.

Actual jokes would be nice

I hope this doesn't come across badly. It made me laugh.

My wife has had all her credit cards stolen. I was going to report it but it turns out the thieves are spending less than she does. "

I chuckled. Not sure what that means for the comedy or otherwise of the joke....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that

She'd find a way...just to piss me off... "

She's damn good like that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A dad is washing his car with his son .

His son says " Dad cant you use a sponge "

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that

She'd find a way...just to piss me off... "

Well theres always tickle bondage instead

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A dad is washing his car with his son .

His son says " Dad cant you use a sponge "

"

Aren't you busy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that

She'd find a way...just to piss me off...

Well theres always tickle bondage instead "

I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that

She'd find a way...just to piss me off...

Well theres always tickle bondage instead

I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet "

Evil

You are pure evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that

She'd find a way...just to piss me off...

Well theres always tickle bondage instead

I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet

Evil

You are pure evil "

And funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they jokes about paper? I hear they're tearable!

You should also go find a uniform...."

What did you have in mind?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that

She'd find a way...just to piss me off...

Well theres always tickle bondage instead

I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet "

Well you could get your feet washed by her mouth

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Send em over...i got jokes for them too

Lu

Tie her up then shove her knickers in her mouth if she complains too much about your jokes

Oh she'd like that!

Dosnt mean shes getting anything else though.

So has to listen to all your jokes instead.

Are you sure she would like that

She'd find a way...just to piss me off...

Well theres always tickle bondage instead

I could force my toe into her mouth...she hates feet

Evil

You are pure evil

And funny! "

New phone. Who dis?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A dad is washing his car with his son .

His son says " Dad cant you use a sponge "

Aren't you busy? "

Erm .. oops

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are they jokes about paper? I hear they're tearable!

You should also go find a uniform....

What did you have in mind? "

Right now I'm not that picky..... give me whatever you've got

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A dad is washing his car with his son .

His son says " Dad cant you use a sponge "

Aren't you busy?

Erm .. oops "

I did chuckle though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A dad is washing his car with his son .

His son says " Dad cant you use a sponge "

Aren't you busy?

Erm .. oops

I did chuckle though"

Good . I'll get back to it now

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A dad is washing his car with his son .

His son says " Dad cant you use a sponge "

Aren't you busy?

Erm .. oops

I did chuckle though

Good . I'll get back to it now "

Good man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lu is telling "jokes".

I need saving. Send in special forces.

(Hunky ones in uniform)

Thank you."

Sorry I handed in my uniform 12 months ago

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lu is telling "jokes".

I need saving. Send in special forces.

(Hunky ones in uniform)

Thank you.

Sorry I handed in my uniform 12 months ago "

Aww man.... any pictures?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If you want to see good puns, look up Tony Cowards on twitter. He's a talented joke writer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you want to see good puns, look up Tony Cowards on twitter. He's a talented joke writer "

Lu!

New material for you....

Cheers Tina.

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