FabSwingers.com forum: farting while spooning

By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

how do you feel about this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Warm in the lower belly region

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine, but you must shove her head under the covers if you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a funny sound

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im okay with it, my nose has the problem

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Being farted on..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Being farted on.. "

Not a fan!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's a constant source of anxiety when falling asleep spooning. What if I trump on his willy in my sleep!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing to stop it, is to plug it with something

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Being farted on..

Not a fan!"

But you would fart on someone if little spoon

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"how do you feel about this"

I am blown away by it.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Being farted on..

Not a fan!

But you would fart on someone if little spoon"

Maybe if I could get away with it unnoticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you feel about this

I am blown away by it."

It's just a load of hot air

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'd try and make light of it but i'd be pretty fucking horrified to be honest, especially if it stunk ....... I'd retch and barf..... I don't like bathing in the smell of someones shit fumes...

Mine smell like air spray ..... and are compulsory

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Being farted on..

Not a fan!

But you would fart on someone if little spoon

Maybe if I could get away with it unnoticed

I hope I'm getting away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Being farted on..

Not a fan!"

You women let rip for britain also remember. You are not

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good."

I'll say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a constant source of anxiety when falling asleep spooning. What if I trump on his willy in my sleep!?

You women fart like hell in bed. Far worse than us guys. Jenny could power a car for a year. But she always denies its her

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Being farted on..

Not a fan!

You women let rip for britain also remember. You are not

Not me..I'm a delicate little soul..with delicate fabreze like farts

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Better out than in I say..just blame the ducks..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Being farted on..

Not a fan!

But you would fart on someone if little spoon

Maybe if I could get away with it unnoticed

I hope I'm getting away with it"

I'd sure you'd kmow if you weren't....unless the person being farted on is to polite to say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good."

Ir tastes good either. Had an ex fart as i eat her pussy once. It was a real stinker to. Could taste the fucker for ages after it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good.

Ir tastes good either. Had an ex fart as i eat her pussy once. It was a real stinker to. Could taste the fucker for ages after it

Oh nooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the one likely to do the darting. Lack of a gall bladder has made me far for England. God help the poor bugger I next spoon

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Depends on if you are the fartee or farter!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Best thing to stop it, is to plug it with something

But if I've had a Chinese or loads of veg, the power of my fart would propel the plug out with such force that I'd be done for ABH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just blame it on the springs. Or, if one of those memory foam mattresses, just say you were holding a sneeze in so was forced out other end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Being farted on..

Not a fan!

You women let rip for britain also remember. You are not

Not me..I'm a delicate little soul..with delicate fabreze like farts

In your dreams maybe. Bet you made a few guys yak when you let rip sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best thing to stop it, is to plug it with something

But if I've had a Chinese or loads of veg, the power of my fart would propel the plug out with such force that I'd be done for ABH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best thing to stop it, is to plug it with something

But if I've had a Chinese or loads of veg, the power of my fart would propel the plug out with such force that I'd be done for ABH!

Gives a whole new meaning to CBT

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Nooo! I couldn't do that! I'd have to roll over and stick my little bum out the duvet and blame those pesky ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex sort of farted while i ave her anal.

It was weird.

We both understood what had happened...i felt the pressure and so did she i gather...because we both stopped what we were doing unsure what to do.

No words were exchanged, just a panicky look from her and i think my expression was a confused "Do i like this or dont i"

I did try to ignore it and push my cock inside her and carry on but she out her hand out to tell ne to stop.

I did wonder what was going to come out of her when i pulled out.

When i did pull out we were both greeted with a sound id never heard before and haven't since...it was like someone let a balloon down on a pack of ham.

She was beyond mortified.

There was a fair amount of force when i pulled out.

Was pushed out of her bum the same way a d*unken lout is pushed from a bar on a Saturday night.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My ex sort of farted while i ave her anal.

It was weird.

We both understood what had happened...i felt the pressure and so did she i gather...because we both stopped what we were doing unsure what to do.

No words were exchanged, just a panicky look from her and i think my expression was a confused "Do i like this or dont i"

I did try to ignore it and push my cock inside her and carry on but she out her hand out to tell ne to stop.

I did wonder what was going to come out of her when i pulled out.

When i did pull out we were both greeted with a sound id never heard before and haven't since...it was like someone let a balloon down on a pack of ham.

She was beyond mortified.

There was a fair amount of force when i pulled out.

Was pushed out of her bum the same way a d*unken lout is pushed from a bar on a Saturday night.

That's anal for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex sort of farted while i ave her anal.

It was weird.

We both understood what had happened...i felt the pressure and so did she i gather...because we both stopped what we were doing unsure what to do.

No words were exchanged, just a panicky look from her and i think my expression was a confused "Do i like this or dont i"

I did try to ignore it and push my cock inside her and carry on but she out her hand out to tell ne to stop.

I did wonder what was going to come out of her when i pulled out.

When i did pull out we were both greeted with a sound id never heard before and haven't since...it was like someone let a balloon down on a pack of ham.

She was beyond mortified.

There was a fair amount of force when i pulled out.

Was pushed out of her bum the same way a d*unken lout is pushed from a bar on a Saturday night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Annabelle , I would let you fart on me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a constant source of anxiety when falling asleep spooning. What if I trump on his willy in my sleep!?

Thai is my favourite comment of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread

depends on the person eh.. had some funny experiences with this but I guess it's only funny because I'm not the one suffering?

Not as bad as i sound lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I opened this and it make me laugh like a kid so I am guessing it makes me laugh

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good.

Ir tastes good either. Had an ex fart as i eat her pussy once. It was a real stinker to. Could taste the fucker for ages after it

I think I just threw up a bit, where is that green sick emoji when I need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I opened this and it make me laugh like a kid so I am guessing it makes me laugh

Beware.

Lockdown is getting to us.

We are running out of things to talk about

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would be mortified if I was the farter or the fartee.....

Sex hey lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good.

Ir tastes good either. Had an ex fart as i eat her pussy once. It was a real stinker to. Could taste the fucker for ages after it

I think I just threw up a bit, where is that green sick emoji when I need it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hope its not a sharted fart. And yes i had that happen with an ex as we fucked she farted and my balls were not pleased with the coverage they endured

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yes I've always felt comfortable enough with my playmates to do and receive that

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Farting is funny, ask any schoolboy.

Don’t worry about being embarrassed and go with laughing together

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

If you cant laugh about it..but there again I am a child like that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you feel about this"

Relieved ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just wrong , but thats my opinion. If your farts smell bad you should show a little decorum and feck off out the room. I'm biased though , I can't even stand the smell of boiled eggs , the litterally make me gag and almost puke. I dont handle bad smells very well at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farting is funny, ask any schoolboy.

Don’t worry about being embarrassed and go with laughing together "

I agree, have a giggle. We are all human and these things will happen, so giggle and move on ... but don’t set light to them

Mr HH

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

If you're happy to put your penis in that hole then you should also be aware that it expels gas that may not be so pleasant.

Suck it up buttercup.....

I would say wake up and smell the daisy's but thats entirely the wrong smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidental, it can't be helped.

On purpose, fastest way to get booted out my bed

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

I would fucking love it. Then again I am a massive child so make of it what you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t mind unless she follows through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t mind unless she follows through

A shart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're happy to put your penis in that hole then you should also be aware that it expels gas that may not be so pleasant.

Suck it up buttercup.....

I would say wake up and smell the daisy's but thats entirely the wrong smell

Penis in hole?.... you spooning or forking there?

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

aslong as she didnt follow through ,,,,,,,,

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"If you're happy to put your penis in that hole then you should also be aware that it expels gas that may not be so pleasant.

Suck it up buttercup.....

I would say wake up and smell the daisy's but thats entirely the wrong smell

Penis in hole?.... you spooning or forking there?

I'm quite sure i don't understand your level of sarcasm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A natural bodily function. I'd probably just giggle.

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By *----BJ Queen-----Woman
over a year ago

Yelverton

That would depend on if it stank or not - if it didn't I'd be a little disappointed to be honest.... If it did I'd waft it around and share it.

Farts are funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would depend on if it stank or not - if it didn't I'd be a little disappointed to be honest.... If it did I'd waft it around and share it.

Farts are funny!"

Ha ha exactly!! I’d do the same!! Or push his/ her face down xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hmmmm depends if I'm the one farting or being farted on

Annabelle , I would let you fart on me!!"

Aww sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might slip one out he he xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good."

Sounds like you’ve experienced this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you push too hard he he xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

are we talking ‘puffs’ or ‘sheet rippers’

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"are we talking ‘puffs’ or ‘sheet rippers’

Fucking hell prickles, I wasn't expecting that from you

I'm howling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm either really!! Puffs of being eaten and close and rippers under the sheets after ha ha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you can both smell the fart, then you might not have covid??!!

Some very funny comments on here!! Laughing very hard!!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Well if you can both smell the fart, then you might not have covid??!!

Some very funny comments on here!! Laughing very hard!!"

Every cloud...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"are we talking ‘puffs’ or ‘sheet rippers’

Fucking hell prickles, I wasn't expecting that from you

I'm howling

I have my moments

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"are we talking ‘puffs’ or ‘sheet rippers’

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"are we talking ‘puffs’ or ‘sheet rippers’

Fucking hell prickles, I wasn't expecting that from you

I'm howling

I have my moments

oops wrong emoji!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry about farts in general.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"are we talking ‘puffs’ or ‘sheet rippers’

Fucking hell prickles, I wasn't expecting that from you

I'm howling

I have my moments

oops wrong emoji! "

I feel like a proud mumma right now

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"are we talking ‘puffs’ or ‘sheet rippers’

Fucking hell prickles, I wasn't expecting that from you

I'm howling

I have my moments

oops wrong emoji!

I feel like a proud mumma right now

Thanks mumma

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Ahhh. The fear! When you’re sucking in your tummy anyway because they insist on putting their hand on your stomach, and you start getting tortured tummy gurgles from holding a fart it’s the worst feeling

you just have to wait till they fall asleep to let out both

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ahhh. The fear! When you’re sucking in your tummy anyway because they insist on putting their hand on your stomach, and you start getting tortured tummy gurgles from holding a fart it’s the worst feeling

you just have to wait till they fall asleep to let out both

"I need to fart. You can either remain there and feel the breeze..... and maybe chew it, who knows til it's left my body or you can move and keep the pure image you have of me"

That's how ya deal with that

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

you just have to wait till they fall asleep to let out both

"I need to fart. You can either remain there and feel the breeze..... and maybe chew it, who knows til it's left my body or you can move and keep the pure image you have of me"

That's how ya deal with that

I’m a naturally windy person. I’m constantly trumping so I can only keep the pure image for maximum 2-4 hours!

I should come with a warning label

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm my face would be lowering towards the sheets!! He he I love that you’re from tooting!! He he xx

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

you just have to wait till they fall asleep to let out both

"I need to fart. You can either remain there and feel the breeze..... and maybe chew it, who knows til it's left my body or you can move and keep the pure image you have of me"

That's how ya deal with that

I’m a naturally windy person. I’m constantly trumping so I can only keep the pure image for maximum 2-4 hours!

I should come with a warning label "

Update your profile to say any long term relationship can only be with someone who’s lost their sense of smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love that there’s a few windy girls on here!! He he xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww no one else going to admit it? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one??

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"No one??"

I think a few have further up the thread..the little rippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one??

I think a few have further up the thread..the little rippers

What about you hun? Xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"No one??

I think a few have further up the thread..the little rippers

What about you hun? Xx"

If I thought it was gonna go undetected then yes...timidly I would

But I don't want to be farted on...I have been previously but I'd rather not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one??

I think a few have further up the thread..the little rippers

What about you hun? Xx

If I thought it was gonna go undetected then yes...timidly I would

But I don't want to be farted on...I have been previously but I'd rather not

Not even if I did it? He he xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh yeah, the spart

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"No one??

I think a few have further up the thread..the little rippers

What about you hun? Xx

If I thought it was gonna go undetected then yes...timidly I would

But I don't want to be farted on...I have been previously but I'd rather not

Not even if I did it? He he xx"

Well..if they are ladylike farts

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's nature's way of saying go have a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's nature's way of saying go have a shit

Unless you eat the likes of sprouts, cauliflower ect as these will make you fart as your body digests it. Not always a sign of needing a poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you feel about this"

Now that made me giggle...

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Best thing to stop it, is to plug it with something

But if I've had a Chinese or loads of veg, the power of my fart would propel the plug out with such force that I'd be done for ABH!

Butt plugs are all fun and games until you fart and shoot the cat!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm a very windy person but I will hold it in until it hurts if I'm in bed with someone until I can sneak away and fart! The most confusing moment I had was needing to fart as I was close to an orgasm and realising I had to choose between letting both happen or neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a very windy person but I will hold it in until it hurts if I'm in bed with someone until I can sneak away and fart! The most confusing moment I had was needing to fart as I was close to an orgasm and realising I had to choose between letting both happen or neither

What did you do?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a constant source of anxiety when falling asleep spooning. What if I trump on his willy in my sleep!?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Worst i had was when fucking . Female had fanny farts lil. But in between farted. Trouble was she came at same time . She clamped me hard with her thighs trying to stop lol. Bloody hurt

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

What did you do?? Xx"

He was performing oral on me so I couldn't do that to him, I paused play, excused myself to the bathroom (hotel room) then back out and he went straight back down until I gushed everywhere

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By *ice and PeasCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

This really tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farting when spooning is fine. Farting when rimming is not so good."

I don't mind

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