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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man?" What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman | |||
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"Is apparently the perfect age for sexual partner for men. So thinking back has that worked for you? " Yes | |||
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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man? What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman" But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old. | |||
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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man? What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old. " Sorry, 88 year old. | |||
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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man? What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old. Sorry, 88 year old. Is he wealthy and without relatives " He had better be. I'd be banging him hard every night to help him along | |||
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"So I'm a 70 year olds perfect age then " Apparently so | |||
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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man? What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old. Sorry, 88 year old." I’m too old to even work it out! I do know I’d kill the poor sod within an hour once we got in bed though. I’ll stick to younger thanks Sam! | |||
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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man? What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman But if every man had his perfect woman I would be stuck with a 92 year old. Sorry, 88 year old. I’m too old to even work it out! I do know I’d kill the poor sod within an hour once we got in bed though. I’ll stick to younger thanks Sam! " 90 | |||
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"So I'm a 70 year olds perfect age then Apparently so " Haha the inbox is slightly different to that | |||
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"Anybody know any sexually active 114 year old men? " | |||
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"Anybody know any sexually active 114 year old men? " I'm doomed aren't I | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now....." Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now....." Join the club | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact " That's so true. Bless the men | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men " There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant " Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... " About 90 I reckon | |||
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"31...hmmm tempted" Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you | |||
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"31...hmmm tempted Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you " | |||
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"31...hmmm tempted Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you " But his fab age says 31 | |||
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"31...hmmm tempted Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you But his fab age says 31 " properly laughing at that. It's not that much of an exaggeration | |||
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"31...hmmm tempted" It's not for us women. We have make do with the old men lucky enough to get us | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact " A man said it. It's fact. | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon " Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? | |||
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"31...hmmm tempted Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you But his fab age says 31 " So, Sam. As the instigator of all the mental gymnastics, your ideal partner would be aged 27. You happy with that? X | |||
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"My age range is two years too much may have to change this " I'm going up the way I might add | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then?" Why settle? | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? " You make all the best points.... | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact A man said it. It's fact." He did say apparently and I think the way the op is written he knows it's like in the sky | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact A man said it. It's fact. He did say apparently and I think the way the op is written he knows it's like in the sky " Pie in the sky | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact A man said it. It's fact. He did say apparently and I think the way the op is written he knows it's like in the sky Pie in the sky" I was just trying to work out what was in the sky | |||
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"31...hmmm tempted Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you But his fab age says 31 So, Sam. As the instigator of all the mental gymnastics, your ideal partner would be aged 27. You happy with that? X" According to the rules of man then yes, but im too old for more than a dalliance | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... " I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man " I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact A man said it. It's fact. He did say apparently and I think the way the op is written he knows it's like in the sky Pie in the sky I was just trying to work out what was in the sky " . This tablets auto correct is sooo annoying. It's not even logical | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man " Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds. | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife " Would that be classed as essential travel? | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds." Good thinking. I'll make a list | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds. Good thinking. I'll make a list " My brain kicks in eventually.... | |||
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"31...hmmm tempted Your man would be 80 I'm afraid to tell you But his fab age says 31 So, Sam. As the instigator of all the mental gymnastics, your ideal partner would be aged 27. You happy with that? X According to the rules of man then yes, but im too old for more than a dalliance " That's what is oldies like to hear. Now, come to mama | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds. Good thinking. I'll make a list My brain kicks in eventually...." We're going to have our work cut out here, I've got to somehow hoodwink 2 57 year olds in to believing I'm 35 and 3 38 year olds into believing I'm 26. Candlelight and good make-up isn't going to fix this. | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife Would that be classed as essential travel? " If you went by Yak I don't think anyone would say anything. | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife Would that be classed as essential travel? If you went by Yak I don't think anyone would say anything. " Don't forget your mask | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant " Amen to that | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife Would that be classed as essential travel? If you went by Yak I don't think anyone would say anything. " . They can be difficult on the bus but it's worth a try | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man I think there's one in Tibet who may need a wife Would that be classed as essential travel? If you went by Yak I don't think anyone would say anything. Don't forget your mask " To be honest if I was on yakback I don't think anyone would come within two metres of me anyway. | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds. Good thinking. I'll make a list My brain kicks in eventually.... We're going to have our work cut out here, I've got to somehow hoodwink 2 57 year olds in to believing I'm 35 and 3 38 year olds into believing I'm 26. Candlelight and good make-up isn't going to fix this. " Screw the candles. You'll be fine! | |||
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"So my perfect woman is 31 then? I can live with that " Too old for you now, sorry | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant Good point there.... how old is old in that case I wonder..... About 90 I reckon Can I be a middle aged man's equal instead then? Why settle? You make all the best points.... I've got plenty of time to practice waiting around for a 114 year old man Have 2 57 year olds. Or 3 38 year olds. Good thinking. I'll make a list My brain kicks in eventually.... We're going to have our work cut out here, I've got to somehow hoodwink 2 57 year olds in to believing I'm 35 and 3 38 year olds into believing I'm 26. Candlelight and good make-up isn't going to fix this. Screw the candles. You'll be fine!" Well if this carries on candles are the only things I will be screwing. 114 year old ones at that! | |||
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"Anybody know any sexually active 114 year old men? " Phone your local care home and ask | |||
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"So my perfect woman is 31 then? I can live with that Too old for you now, sorry " You know I lie about my age? Im older than I look | |||
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"If it was the other way round and double plus 7 that would make 81 and actually i quite like that idea because they are the ones that have had the vaccine. " My father is available, fully vaccinated and exactly the right age | |||
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"If it was the other way round and double plus 7 that would make 81 and actually i quite like that idea because they are the ones that have had the vaccine. My father is available, fully vaccinated and exactly the right age " Thank you And I will put him on my consideration list. | |||
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"Some men have definitely broken this rule with me. " Hahaha you love the old men!! | |||
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"So my perfect woman is 31 then? I can live with that " Funny...you do.... | |||
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"So my perfect woman is 31 then? I can live with that Funny...you do.... " Oh yeah so I do | |||
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"So my perfect woman is 31 then? I can live with that Too old for you now, sorry You know I lie about my age? Im older than I look " Well thats ok then | |||
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"So my perfect woman is 31 then? I can live with that Too old for you now, sorry You know I lie about my age? Im older than I look Well thats ok then " Phew!!! | |||
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"If it was the other way round and double plus 7 that would make 81 and actually i quite like that idea because they are the ones that have had the vaccine. " It would be, minus 7 then double surely | |||
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"Does this calculation have to be with the Fab profile age or the real age? " Aren’t they the same thing | |||
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old? " I’ve never felt so youthful Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age. I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age | |||
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old? I’ve never felt so youthful Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age. I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age" ...and I don’t intend to go on trials either I’ll stick with my age range proven by my own experience | |||
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old? I’ve never felt so youthful Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age. I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age" Yeah, best age is a bit... bleurgh. I'm on board with the minimum age idea though. | |||
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old? I’ve never felt so youthful Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age. I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age Yeah, best age is a bit... bleurgh. I'm on board with the minimum age idea though. " Eh? Speak up? I’m a bit mutton at my age | |||
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"There are definitely a few thirty four/five year olds that have caught more than my eye " Bugger | |||
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"There are definitely a few thirty four/five year olds that have caught more than my eye Bugger" Give or take the seven years | |||
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"27 seems quite young.. Who comes up with these formulas " Blokes | |||
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"27 seems quite young.. Who comes up with these formulas Blokes " Ah the number obsession | |||
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"So I should look for a man who is 64 years old? I’ve never felt so youthful Actually the basic premise for this is wrong - it’s the minimum age, not the best age. I’d say that if it works, it just works, almost no matter what the age Yeah, best age is a bit... bleurgh. I'm on board with the minimum age idea though. Eh? Speak up? I’m a bit mutton at my age" See; I don't want to be lumped with a man who can't even appreciate or hear my dulcet constant chatter. Such a man's idea. | |||
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"27 seems quite young.. Who comes up with these formulas " I've only ever heard this "formula" applied in Asian countries before. Most commonly the ones where you might order your "bride" from a catalogue.... | |||
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"Is apparently the perfect age for sexual partner for men. So thinking back has that worked for you? " Hmmmmmmmm so my 'friend' is 50 next week....... I'm double his age less 34 ...... is that okay ? | |||
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"So a woman's perfect partner is an old man? What’s allegedly perfect for a man isn’t necessarily perfect for a woman" Like beards and condoms and a finger up the bum. | |||
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"God, I'm depressed now..... Don't be, it's wishful thinking not fact That's so true. Bless the men There's also the other saying. I'd rather be an old man's darling than a young man's servant " There is - but that was in’t olden days - when a woman was considered simply to be an accessory to the male. Hopefully we’ve moved on a little since then! | |||
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"So i need to find a 34 year old...." Nope, a 90 year old I'm afraid | |||
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"So i need to find a 34 year old...." You’re not 10 surely | |||
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