FabSwingers.com forum: Older women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is it that you have that should make us younger men chase after you?

I mean you can be sexy and experienced but so are the younger ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be Fixodent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..I’m fully inexperienced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We can't run away so fast ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to start wearing glasses again.

All your profile pics look the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

That'll be what it is then, no teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to start wearing glasses again.

All your profile pics look the same

The first 3 posters

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

It's the mothballs, gotta be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

Tiger Seal Doris .

Mwah xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Hairy chins

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Our outstanding blue rinses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

Tiger Seal Doris .

Mwah xx"

Will that stuff keep my pants on too

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A turbo charged Zimmer frame? X

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By *amillMan
over a year ago

Warrington

A pension?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

That’s fine, gotta love a gummy BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our ability to shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

Tiger Seal Doris .

Mwah xx

Will that stuff keep my pants on too

Hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

That’s fine, gotta love a gummy BJ

Hey Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

That’s fine, gotta love a gummy BJ

Hey Doc

You been avoiding me since you came back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it that you have that should make us younger men chase after you?

I mean you can be sexy and experienced but so are the younger ladies

Well you have a couple of things that would make me chase you instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our outstanding blue rinses"

I had to Google that

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Cheesecake in the fridge and the odd big butt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the mothballs, gotta be"

Well they do look similar to Polo Mints so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to be your gf, I won't fall for you anyway by accident and I am actually ready for sex ALL the time... But you may die

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"It's the mothballs, gotta be

Well they do look similar to Polo Mints so

Are you saying that polo mints are the key to attracting young, fit and virile men into our Stanna stairlifts? Off to the corner shop for a multi pack

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By *ardiffs coupleCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Life insurance policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxes glacier mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the mothballs, gotta be

Well they do look similar to Polo Mints so

Are you saying that polo mints are the key to attracting young, fit and virile men into our Stanna stairlifts? Off to the corner shop for a multi pack

Grab some werthers when your there also

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Big knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foxes glacier mints

Ooooft... Sold!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Ugh,'older women' are still subject to a load of insulting ageist bad jokes then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ugh,'older women' are still subject to a load of insulting ageist bad jokes then

Sorry grandma but can you please tell us more war stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

Tiger Seal Doris .

Mwah xx

Will that stuff keep my pants on too

It'll keep ya pants on,legs shut and lips closed if you want

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The ability to ignore men's foibles and character flaws.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You can't "accidentally" get me pregnant.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A stash of batteries

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We'll make you a nice cuppa tea after sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foxes glacier mints

Ooooft... Sold!

They've got fluff on 'em.. Wanna lick them clean

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A stash of batteries

Is that where they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes you think we want you to chase us OP?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

nothing, nada, not one thing.

What have you young men got to make us old women want *you*?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foxes glacier mints

Ooooft... Sold!

They've got fluff on 'em.. Wanna lick them clean

Ummmm... Actually, can I get a refund

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We can't run away so fast ..."

I've not been able to run since I was 31

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nothing, nada, not one thing.

What have you young men got to make us old women want *you*?

Life force

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"nothing, nada, not one thing.

What have you young men got to make us old women want *you*?

Life force

but older men have that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nothing, nada, not one thing.

What have you young men got to make us old women want *you*?

Life force

but older men have that too

Ahhhh don't break the illusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be careful with the older birds in case their arm falls off or something.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"nothing, nada, not one thing.

What have you young men got to make us old women want *you*?

Life force

but older men have that too

Ahhhh don't break the illusion

Stay away from old women, old age is highly contagious

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Have to be careful with the older birds in case their arm falls off or something."

or we break a hip

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Have to be careful with the older birds in case their arm falls off or something."

I am good with my legs

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Your nose

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Not a flipping clue, but I'm not complaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your nose"

Is like pinocchio?

So sit on my face and I'll start to lie

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Who said you should chase older woman OP?!

Should you not chase women your own age?

Jo.Xx

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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Ugh,'older women' are still subject to a load of insulting ageist bad jokes then

Sorry grandma but can you please tell us more war stories

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hey! Thats my wet dream your'e pissing on.do one! Madam,i dont think this unsavoury type will bother you again.i think you are sublime.("masked manwith red underpants disappears silently into the nightsky.)

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

It’s a memory thing.... they forget how bad we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to be your gf, I won't fall for you anyway by accident and I am actually ready for sex ALL the time... But you may die

I’m sure I speak for the majority, the risk of death is just something we’d happily do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit me down somewhere and i'll still be there when you get back.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Shouldn't you be telling us that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit me down somewhere and i'll still be there when you get back."

Having seen your body, I don’t think you’d be alone for long xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They love bareback..... No chance of getting them pregnant....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What is it that you have that should make us younger men chase after you?

I mean you can be sexy and experienced but so are the younger ladies

Our pensions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They love bareback..... No chance of getting them pregnant...."

If only this were true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit me down somewhere and i'll still be there when you get back.

Having seen your body, I don’t think you’d be alone for long xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?? You want to snap a selfie??...I rather go outside for a walk thank you very much :P

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

There's always cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They love bareback..... No chance of getting them pregnant....

If only this were true! "

Thank you for having a sense of humor

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

"Gotta be Fixodent

Mine still fall out

Its got to be the way you wear your jeans....you look great!

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