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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To help them homeschool what subject or lesson could you teach?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would teach a home economics.

I make a mean shepherd's pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To help them homeschool what subject or lesson could you teach?"

Geography, history and PSHE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life lessons.

Lesson number one, if you want to count on someone, count yourself because the world is an ugly motherfucker waiting to do you up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to release the magic blue smoke from Electronics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

music for me... would be good to get the instruments out from the cupboard they're locked away in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Life lessons.

Lesson number one, if you want to count on someone, count yourself because the world is an ugly motherfucker waiting to do you up the arse "

Inspirational!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"music for me... would be good to get the instruments out from the cupboard they're locked away in!"

What do you play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maths, chemistry, home economics

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Depending on the level needed, English, history. I could possibly stretch to geography, basic religious tenets sort of RE (dunno how it's taught here), primary school maths if you're desperate. Or DIY at home science experiments (primary school only).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"music for me... would be good to get the instruments out from the cupboard they're locked away in!

What do you play?"

mainly guitar and piano, but dabble a bit with drums and a few other bits and bobs too. not sure why I got out of the habit of playing... fell out of love with it over lockdown I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numeracy, literacy , science , history , english, welsh primary level . I have experiance

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I could probably do primary school music too. (I'm not a teacher, I just know a couple of things, lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depending on the level needed, English, history. I could possibly stretch to geography, basic religious tenets sort of RE (dunno how it's taught here), primary school maths if you're desperate. Or DIY at home science experiments (primary school only)."

Ohhh what experiment could you do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"music for me... would be good to get the instruments out from the cupboard they're locked away in!

What do you play?

mainly guitar and piano, but dabble a bit with drums and a few other bits and bobs too. not sure why I got out of the habit of playing... fell out of love with it over lockdown I guess!"

That's a shame.

Maybe time to dust them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English literature, history and horticulture. Not that there's any demand for horticulture.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Basic first aid which could result in saving a life.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Depending on the level needed, English, history. I could possibly stretch to geography, basic religious tenets sort of RE (dunno how it's taught here), primary school maths if you're desperate. Or DIY at home science experiments (primary school only).

Ohhh what experiment could you do?"

I'd have to Google the specifics, but my mum got a science degree and we did lots of stuff. Watching markers break up into different colours on special paper in water, (safe, messy) chemical reactions. Explain gravity by using a marble, experiment with angles and friction. I won a science experiment with the latter.

I can make cupcakes and I'm sure (I'd have to Google the facts first, lol) I could reasonably explain how that's a chemical reaction caused by heat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"English literature, history and horticulture. Not that there's any demand for horticulture. "

I think there is.

It is taught a bit in some schools.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

1 day in and my home-school has already been placed into special measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"English literature, history and horticulture. Not that there's any demand for horticulture.

I think there is.

It is taught a bit in some schools. "

Not in winter!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

* science fair, ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 day in and my home-school has already been placed into special measures "

You could do the help of some on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"English literature, history and horticulture. Not that there's any demand for horticulture.

I think there is.

It is taught a bit in some schools.

Not in winter! "

It will be spring soon.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Social skills

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Biology.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Science: Biology and Chemistry mainly. Anatomy.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Life lessons.

Lesson number one, if you want to count on someone, count yourself because the world is an ugly motherfucker waiting to do you up the arse "

The thing I think is missing in education is how to rely on no one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to be Cheeky

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Social skills "

No need for these now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technology,How to use the Telly with a remote etc.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Human Biology since it’s my specialist subject.

‘ how the body works’!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh jesus. Erm.....

I'd be more of a mentor in the 'personal development' area.

I'd have the discussions other people didn't want to cover with a full on "ask me anything" vibe going on throughout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the level but cooking, maths, English, music....a low level, hopefully...

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Not got a specific subject or a talent that I’m good at but I could read books to them then watch the corresponding movie and compare the difference or outdoor learning to show them how to enjoy the freedom of outside play with no electronics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maths, biology, chemistry, business, food tech, Woodworks and PE

A mix of boring and fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Law, history walking in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None... I can't stand other peoples kids... Just can't relate to most of them, if I didn't cook em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh jesus. Erm.....

I'd be more of a mentor in the 'personal development' area.

I'd have the discussions other people didn't want to cover with a full on "ask me anything" vibe going on throughout.

"

If I had kids, I'd ask you for full time tutoring, just easy on the old "C" word

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh jesus. Erm.....

I'd be more of a mentor in the 'personal development' area.

I'd have the discussions other people didn't want to cover with a full on "ask me anything" vibe going on throughout.

If I had kids, I'd ask you for full time tutoring, just easy on the old "C" word "

I can keep it inside in the appropriate setting.

I'm not a total ruffian

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I think the only subject I could be passionate about is English - so I’ll choose that!

If they’re young kids I can read to them and do the voices too - damn I miss all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends to what age. But I can cope with quite a few subjects up to GCSE. I’d struggle with any to A level now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh jesus. Erm.....

I'd be more of a mentor in the 'personal development' area.

I'd have the discussions other people didn't want to cover with a full on "ask me anything" vibe going on throughout.

If I had kids, I'd ask you for full time tutoring, just easy on the old "C" word

I can keep it inside in the appropriate setting.

I'm not a total ruffian "

Well then, you're hired.

I can pay with buttons, semi precious stones and mint tea

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh jesus. Erm.....

I'd be more of a mentor in the 'personal development' area.

I'd have the discussions other people didn't want to cover with a full on "ask me anything" vibe going on throughout.

If I had kids, I'd ask you for full time tutoring, just easy on the old "C" word

I can keep it inside in the appropriate setting.

I'm not a total ruffian

Well then, you're hired.

I can pay with buttons, semi precious stones and mint tea "

Excellent

For entertainment I can also make things out of balloons.

That'll cost a malted milk and a brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh jesus. Erm.....

I'd be more of a mentor in the 'personal development' area.

I'd have the discussions other people didn't want to cover with a full on "ask me anything" vibe going on throughout.

If I had kids, I'd ask you for full time tutoring, just easy on the old "C" word

I can keep it inside in the appropriate setting.

I'm not a total ruffian

Well then, you're hired.

I can pay with buttons, semi precious stones and mint tea

Excellent

For entertainment I can also make things out of balloons.

That'll cost a malted milk and a brew."

Well the deal is sealed.

Right, now I just need to get a couple kids, we'll speak again in say, around 6 years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nap Time

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

For me it would have to be art and business studies. Mr would be able to cover maths, biology, chemistry and history.

We need language and geography teachers to help, we are omitting RE from our curriculum.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"To help them homeschool what subject or lesson could you teach?"

Cook class

Woodwork/construction studies,

Lab techniques,

Bladesmithing

Gin making, and

Anything that involves magic fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music.

I've played the piano since my school days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to sew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None... I can't stand other peoples kids... Just can't relate to most of them, if I didn't cook em "

me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Human Biology since it’s my specialist subject.

‘ how the body works’! "

Could you teach my body to work because I think it's broken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nap Time "

An essential life skill right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budgetting

The should teach stuff like understanding money in school

Algebra and Trigonometry are just a lot of old shite

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Nobody taking the Sex Education gig? Na.. Me neither. Too bloody depressing. Not like we are ever gonna be able to put the theory to the test soon anyway. Right, who wants to learn how to do potato printing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody taking the Sex Education gig? Na.. Me neither. Too bloody depressing. Not like we are ever gonna be able to put the theory to the test soon anyway. Right, who wants to learn how to do potato printing? "

Ohhhhh potato printing... now you're taking!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Budgetting

The should teach stuff like understanding money in school

Algebra and Trigonometry are just a lot of old shite "

Lol I did taxes and compound interest as units in maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Budgetting

The should teach stuff like understanding money in school

Algebra and Trigonometry are just a lot of old shite

Lol I did taxes and compound interest as units in maths"

Aaaah, but do you know what x is if x3-y4=z2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Budgetting

The should teach stuff like understanding money in school

Algebra and Trigonometry are just a lot of old shite

Lol I did taxes and compound interest as units in maths

Aaaah, but do you know what x is if x3-y4=z2? "

I went dizzy just looking at that.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

How to make a bacon sandwich.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Budgetting

The should teach stuff like understanding money in school

Algebra and Trigonometry are just a lot of old shite

Lol I did taxes and compound interest as units in maths

Aaaah, but do you know what x is if x3-y4=z2? "

I could probably figure it out if I could be bothered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How to make a bacon sandwich."

You do make a good bacon sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Budgetting

The should teach stuff like understanding money in school

Algebra and Trigonometry are just a lot of old shite

Lol I did taxes and compound interest as units in maths

Aaaah, but do you know what x is if x3-y4=z2?

I could probably figure it out if I could be bothered "

Well, let me know if you do

It's been bugging me for 35 years

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Home economics and textiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pretty

Good at math and most science type stuff so I think I could do a lesson in sciemaths for them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m pretty

Good at math and most science type stuff so I think I could do a lesson in sciemaths for them.

"

That sounds cool but you are aware that being pretty isn't actually a skill right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, it would be IT because I work in the industry.

I would like to do history as well as I loved it at school and I'm probably still young enough to remember what I was taught

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Would cocktail making come under Home Ec?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would cocktail making come under Home Ec? "

I dont see why not as long as they are non alcoholic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually homeschooled my kids until college ... you get to learn loads and very good at roping in friends!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd have to do reading a story to them I think or maybe English comprehension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m pretty

Good at math and most science type stuff so I think I could do a lesson in sciemaths for them.

That sounds cool but you are aware that being pretty isn't actually a skill right?"

It isn't?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Art and design x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Maths, physics and art were my strongest high school subjects.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Maths. I’m a numbers nerd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maths and physics for me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Maths

Technical drawings

Art

Religious education - so i could tell them what bullshit it is.

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