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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

Spin off from another thread...

What did men use to measure their cocks against before remote controls were invented?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Goodness knows, but in a house of predominantly males I never seem to have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'rabbit ear aerial' on the television.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spin off from another thread...

What did men use to measure their cocks against before remote controls were invented?

God knows haha, but genuinely I only measured mine recently haha, shocking eh, but true

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Crank handle for the car?

Mr H.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A proper sized mars bar before they shrunk them and introduced the duo crap ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Match boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Books

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Ketchup bottle

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Spin off from another thread...

What did men use to measure their cocks against before remote controls were invented?

God knows haha, but genuinely I only measured mine recently haha, shocking eh, but true

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.and were you pleased with the result?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsliced loafs of bread

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can of beans with sausages

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I saw one with a can of pledge. Well impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spin off from another thread...

What did men use to measure their cocks against before remote controls were invented?

God knows haha, but genuinely I only measured mine recently haha, shocking eh, but true

.and were you pleased with the result? "

I don’t care for the result if the person opposite me enjoys me, I much prefer using other god given implements anyway

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Bottle of Brut

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Spin off from another thread...

What did men use to measure their cocks against before remote controls were invented?

God knows haha, but genuinely I only measured mine recently haha, shocking eh, but true

.and were you pleased with the result?

I don’t care for the result if the person opposite me enjoys me, I much prefer using other god given implements anyway

Right answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynx Africa

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Telephone directories... that's why they got nicked from telephone boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The remotes are for measuring? I thought they were offering sex and sky tv as a deal

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Telephone directories... that's why they got nicked from telephone boxes

Now they are a blast from the past. Remember sitting looking through the directory for people's telephone numbers, if their surname was Smith it took forever!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Telephone directories... that's why they got nicked from telephone boxes

Now they are a blast from the past. Remember sitting looking through the directory for people's telephone numbers, if their surname was Smith it took forever!"

And usually fruitless as someone had ripped out the page you wanted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw one with a can of pledge. Well impressed

Pah.

Pledge schmedge

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By *orthern Stars OP Couple
over a year ago

Durham

"Telephone directories... that's why they got nicked from telephone boxes

Now they are a blast from the past. Remember sitting looking through the directory for people's telephone numbers, if their surname was Smith it took forever!

And usually fruitless as someone had ripped out the page you wanted!!"
.you've been there too then

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I saw one with a can of pledge. Well impressed

Pah.

Pledge schmedge "

Mr pledge

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