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By *omSnow OP   Man
over a year ago

Woking

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

If you blow smoke up their arses what do you get?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you blow smoke up their arses what do you get?"

Farts

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"If you blow smoke up their arses what do you get?"

A weird shit chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh crap im getting popcorn out for this one good luck op

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Give them a pile of washing and its washed and ironed in no time

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over a year ago

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"

You clearly have no idea how that comes across. Women aren't just homemakers, cooks and baby machines.

We are however bloody brilliant.

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By *leeperMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"If you blow smoke up their arses what do you get?

Farts"

That’s was a good one ngl

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Get back in your box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you blow smoke up their arses what do you get?"

A vape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this belongs on the backhanded compliments thread

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.

Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.

Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.

Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"

Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Give them a pile of washing and its washed and ironed in no time "

Yeah launderettes are a god send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.

Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.

Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.

Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya

J

"

Hahaha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh dear

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.

Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.

Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.

Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya

J

"

I haven't crashed a car.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!

Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit."

That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you blow smoke up their arses what do you get?

A weird shit chimney "

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Sorry this is very dated OP.

We are more than all that shit.. Which is what I think you are trying to say.

The sentiment is backwards in coming forwards. But a nice thought anyway.. I think.

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By *elleshellsCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester


"Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.

Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.

Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.

Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya

J

"

And your point about the orgasms is.....????

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) gave my former wife a ring and she gave me a headache, as well as taking my children and half of everything I own. It worth it to get rid of her though.

Hannah on the other is cracking and I love her to pieces, even when she's grumpy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give a woman a tenner

she'll give you a blowjob

Give a woman an iron

She'll give you a black eye

Give a woman a Fab account

She'll give you absolutely fuck all.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"If you blow smoke up their arses what do you get?

Farts"

Possibly...???

Backhanded compliments might incur something a little more though...

Might follow through

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

They pay less to get into swinging clubs, so must be special

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus who has popcorn

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"They pay less to get into swinging clubs, so must be special "

I'm special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!

Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit.

That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife "

I think it’s from the 1950’s. Next up, ‘women know your limits!’ From Chumley - Warner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where do I fit into this equation?

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!

Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit.

That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife

I think it’s from the 1950’s. Next up, ‘women know your limits!’ From Chumley - Warner."

Don't encourage him

Actually I think the OP has done a runner ...

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"

The kind of lady I like likes to be considered an individual

And would not appreciate or possibly even tolerate such a generic ss lick platitude

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They pay less to get into swinging clubs, so must be special

I'm special "

I'm a special snowflake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seeking by any means possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!

Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit.

That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife

I think it’s from the 1950’s. Next up, ‘women know your limits!’ From Chumley - Warner.

Don't encourage him

Actually I think the OP has done a runner ..."

I think you’re right

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Give a woman a car she’ll crash the fucking thing.

Give a woman your back card, she’ll rinse it clean.

Give a woman an orgasm, she’ll want another and another til your laying there with your bollocks like prunes.

Ladies I’m only having a laugh with ya

J

"

Lol true story apart from crashing a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"

Give a man google he'll copy and paste words onto a fab forum.

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By *omSnow OP   Man
over a year ago

Woking

bloody hell,so very good comments!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!

Famously said by William Golding, might be worth adding that bit.

That explains why it sounded familiar and like a 1950s housewife

I think it’s from the 1950’s. Next up, ‘women know your limits!’ From Chumley - Warner."

Sounds more like Chumley from Pawn Stars

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!"

Yeah, but give her a map and you’re doomed to spend the rest of eternity driving in circles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jebus who has popcorn "
me just got more

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!

Yeah, but give her a map and you’re doomed to spend the rest of eternity driving in circles. "

This is why God gave us TomTom

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Give a woman a wardrobe and she'll soon fill it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!

Yeah, but give her a map and you’re doomed to spend the rest of eternity driving in circles. "

While the man refuses to stop and ask for directions

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be …ready to receive a ton of shit!

Yeah, but give her a map and you’re doomed to spend the rest of eternity driving in circles.

While the man refuses to stop and ask for directions "

you know it!

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