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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s your favourite put-down not using any swear word?

I like:

Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck off

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When someone is trying to pick an argument I simply reply

"I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man/woman"

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

‘That’s nice’. Said in a sarcastic voice.

Refer to Mrs Browns Boys and I use it a lot.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When someone is trying to pick an argument I simply reply

"I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man/woman""

Oh I just saw your status

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When someone is trying to pick an argument I simply reply

"I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man/woman"

Oh I just saw your status "

Great minds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I saw something like you....

I flushed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How appropriate. You fight like a cow. "

Good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m jealous of all the people who don’t know who you are!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

If I see a argument coming.

I just simply say : that is good for you but I feel sorry for your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m jealous of all the people who don’t know who you are! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really have any set ones.

I tend to improvise and whatever they say, I spin it around back at them, but it a better way than their attempt.

Mike drop

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Oh come off it!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I dont have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bless your heart.

Or

I am rubber, you are glue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any set ones, I just think about some good replies in the shower two weeks later.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 11/01/21 18:11:50]

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I occasionally come out with ‘it feels like I am paddling in the shallow end of the gene pool’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t have any set ones, I just think about some good replies in the shower two weeks later."

Me too, that’s why I hope to build a catalog

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You'll never need birth control with a personality like that.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I can't insult you when nature did such a good job...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best part of you rolled down your Mum's leg

Or

I bet your family tree is a wreath

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You are the result of a wet dream that your mum rolled into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are the result of a wet dream that your mum rolled into"

Ooohhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if whit was shit and shit was rubber you would be a bouncing dung heap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want my comeback you can wipe it off your mums face x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me that finds these nasty

Why would you use these?

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

Someone on here, many years ago told me I had a small penis. She only wanted 10".

My reprise went along the lines of, if there is unlikely to be any friction then there would be no benefit for either of us.

She didn't quite get what I was getting at.

I may well have a small penis but that's not what I'd been told previously or since. No where near 10" though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me that finds these nasty

Why would you use these? "

I don't want to put a dampener on your thread OP, I'm just genuinely interested.

If someone is transphobic or a bigott to me, I'd be smart about it.

I wouldn't drop to their level, otherwise I'm no better than them

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

opinions are like aresholes......we all have em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your parents are resentful of your existence

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"You are the result of a wet dream that your mum rolled into"

Brilliant...along with the classic " bet your mum wishes she swallowed you "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You're so inbred you might as well be a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour is the sky on your planet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it just me that finds these nasty

Why would you use these?

I don't want to put a dampener on your thread OP, I'm just genuinely interested.

If someone is transphobic or a bigott to me, I'd be smart about it.

I wouldn't drop to their level, otherwise I'm no better than them

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I’d most probably never use one. I’d walk out of the situation instead.

Still I like witted come-backs and find them amusing.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

With autograph hunters I shout 'Look behind you, a three headed monkey!' and then my minions drag them off to a fate worse than death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me that finds these nasty

Why would you use these?

I don't want to put a dampener on your thread OP, I'm just genuinely interested.

If someone is transphobic or a bigott to me, I'd be smart about it.

I wouldn't drop to their level, otherwise I'm no better than them

I’d most probably never use one. I’d walk out of the situation instead.

Still I like witted come-backs and find them amusing."

That's reassuring.

I have visions of these flying all over via messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it just me that finds these nasty

Why would you use these?

I don't want to put a dampener on your thread OP, I'm just genuinely interested.

If someone is transphobic or a bigott to me, I'd be smart about it.

I wouldn't drop to their level, otherwise I'm no better than them

I’d most probably never use one. I’d walk out of the situation instead.

Still I like witted come-backs and find them amusing."

Witty not witted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really have any set ones.

I tend to improvise and whatever they say, I spin it around back at them, but it a better way than their attempt.

Mike drop"

Sassy! but who's mike?

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

I refuse to enter into a battle of wits with someone as clearly unarmed as you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really have any set ones.

I tend to improvise and whatever they say, I spin it around back at them, but it a better way than their attempt.

Mike drop

Sassy! but who's mike? "

1990 called.

It wants it's joke back

(Example of what I do)

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're so inbred you might as well be a sandwich "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your parents are resentful of your existence "

Ohh! That cuts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone on here, many years ago told me I had a small penis. She only wanted 10".

My reprise went along the lines of, if there is unlikely to be any friction then there would be no benefit for either of us.

She didn't quite get what I was getting at.

I may well have a small penis but that's not what I'd been told previously or since. No where near 10" though! "

Good comeback !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't insult you when nature did such a good job... "

You’re mean to me!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Do you know what the difference between your momma and a washing machine is? When I dump a load in a machine, the machine doesn't follow me around for three weeks.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Put the mask back on

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,

I love these!

Standard response from me, “when I want an opinion from you I’ll give you one” Or a bit nastier “the best part of you ran down your mums bum cheeks”

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Is it just me that finds these nasty

Why would you use these? "

The TV biatch thread between Jennie and Sophie was hilarious

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By *untwolancashireCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Normally when I get called a dickhead (only unjustified) I say if I was you’d be the first one bouncing up & down on my shoulders.

Another I use is If you’d of been your mums first, you’d of been her last. Or the classic I bet your mum & dad wish that condom hadn’t burst, I know the rest of us do xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fuck off

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

It's in mother tongue Welsh but it's a good one

"Fel rhech mewn pot jam"

Translates to "a fart in a jam jar" in other words useless.

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By *untwolancashireCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Or a good one on the political threads apparently is

The difference between your opinion & my fact is. It’s just your opinion that you might get sex sometime in the future, where it is a fact I’m off to have sex now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, you couldn't be!"...answer to when someone says "I'm not as stupid as you think"

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I can't insult you when nature did such a good job...

You’re mean to me! "

I would reply but I don't have enough crayons

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Is that your bad breath or bull shit I can smell ?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Did yr mother having any kids that lived

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

They named a town after you. Leatherhead.

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By *untwolancashireCouple
over a year ago

Preston

So your the one trying to win a Darwinian award

Or there’s always one trying to prove Darwin wrong, why’s it always you one of them x

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Did your mum ever drop you at birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My child asked me if I was simple yesterday, which made me howl with laughter.

Cheeky creature

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"My child asked me if I was simple yesterday, which made me howl with laughter.

Cheeky creature "

Kids insults are the best

I think it's the fact it's said with complete honesty and conviction.

I told my 5 year old a joke a while ago and she just looked at me with slightly raised eyebrows for a few seconds, then turned and walked off in silence whilst shaking her head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pipsqueak - small unimportant contemptible person....

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