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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seen a few vids on social media, showing the Capitol Hill protesters being removed from flights, being arrested coming off their flights or being told they cannot board a plane at all.

So why would you be on the fab no fly list?

I wouldnt be allowed due to filling all the over head compartments with sexy knickers. Wbu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too boring! My seat would be given to someone far more kinky haha

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Seen a few vids on social media, showing the Capitol Hill protesters being removed from flights, being arrested coming off their flights or being told they cannot board a plane at all.

So why would you be on the fab no fly list?

I wouldnt be allowed due to filling all the over head compartments with sexy knickers. Wbu? "
I would not be allowed due to being caught smuggling pure Irish beef sausage in my pants,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a prude, and there's no place for prudes on fab flights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I weigh to much the plane would never get off the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I entered the fab airport sirens and red flashing lights would go off whilst men in white coats chase me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I entered the fab airport sirens and red flashing lights would go off whilst men in white coats chase me "

I see no problems here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I entered the fab airport sirens and red flashing lights would go off whilst men in white coats chase me "

But how fast would you run?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I entered the fab airport sirens and red flashing lights would go off whilst men in white coats chase me

I see no problems here...."

Should of gone to specsavers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Because they'd want to charge me for 2 seats to fit my fat arse on the plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I entered the fab airport sirens and red flashing lights would go off whilst men in white coats chase me

But how fast would you run?"

If they were wanting to carry out a cavity search, not very fast.

Not very fast at all

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

As I have my own Magic Flying Carpet, I probably wouldn't need to use Fab Air, unless it was in at the cleaners, or my mum had borrowed it to take the local paper to her friends.

However, if I was on Fab Air, I'd be banned for fear my boobies would explode when they reached a certain altitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I entered the fab airport sirens and red flashing lights would go off whilst men in white coats chase me

But how fast would you run?

If they were wanting to carry out a cavity search, not very fast.

Not very fast at all "

You'd have to tell em you had twisted your ankle...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Seen a few vids on social media, showing the Capitol Hill protesters being removed from flights, being arrested coming off their flights or being told they cannot board a plane at all.

So why would you be on the fab no fly list?

I wouldnt be allowed due to filling all the over head compartments with sexy knickers. Wbu? "

Please don't call them protestors. They are insurgents, rioters and thugs.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Refusing to put my wand in the overhead locker

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