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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

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over a year ago

I wasn't aware that you can get USB rechargeable toys these days. Technology! It's like living in the future!

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Electric toothbrush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a mains powered thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine on fast spin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothbrush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got an electric toothbrush?? Just use the handle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow ride?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Suitable vegetable & put the washing machine on?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Dry hump something. Relive the joys and anticipation of younger years.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

PM your address. I'll be round asap.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

Nip next door ask if you can borrow their doofah , promise not to take it away. Open up the back and slip the batteries up your arse. They will let you keep them.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

Train the dog to turn the telly over for you

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Electric toothbrush! "

Obviously you've tried this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub em!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"get a mains powered thingy"

It's not mains operated

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh that’s a tragic misjudgment on your part Scarlet

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Washing machine on fast spin?"

Oh Doc reminds me of the German porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popsicle

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Toothbrush?

What's with the toothbrushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large mains powered hammer drill. large diameter masonary bit and a 3' thick reinforced wall.

Should be enough vibration to get anyone off

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pillow ride?

Tell me more

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Electric shaver or trimmer with the guard on

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Suitable vegetable & put the washing machine on?

It's an eco washer and doesn't spin like the old ones

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Have you got any electric whiskey thingy?

Tape a dildo to that - without the blade fitted obviously.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Dry hump something. Relive the joys and anticipation of younger years.

Hello lovely. Did that yesterday never mind my younger days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or just sit on top of a pneumatic drill and kiss the hunky operator

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

PM your address. I'll be round asap.

Your so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got any electric whiskey thingy?

Tape a dildo to that - without the blade fitted obviously.

Ouch definitely without the blade!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

PM your address. I'll be round asap.

Your so sweet

I know.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

Nip next door ask if you can borrow their doofah , promise not to take it away. Open up the back and slip the batteries up your arse. They will let you keep them.

No words. Pity my neighbours

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

How about doing a Howard Stern?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

Train the dog to turn the telly over for you

Good answer. Rest have filthy minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't aware that you can get USB rechargeable toys these days. Technology! It's like living in the future!"

Now that made me giggle

My apologies

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Rub em!

The batteries. I did and blew on them. Royaly fecked lol

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh that’s a tragic misjudgment on your part Scarlet

I know. Everyone has batteries for Xmas. Used them all

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Popsicle

Sounds messy

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A large mains powered hammer drill. large diameter masonary bit and a 3' thick reinforced wall.

Should be enough vibration to get anyone off"

And probably end up in a box after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popsicle

Sounds messy

That's the best part, added flavour

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Popsicle

Sounds messy

That's the best part, added flavour

Oh I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't aware that you can get USB rechargeable toys these days. Technology! It's like living in the future!

Now that made me giggle

My apologies

Not at all. I was genuinely surprised for a moment and then thought "yeah, why not?"

Just don't leave it plugged into the family computer...

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

One potato

Two pieces of wire

One galvanised nail

One nail made of a different material (or use a copper coated Penny coin).

The second nail / copper Penny will act as your +vet terminal.

A decent sized potato will generate around 0.5V.

If you need a higher voltage connect potatoes in series.

You're welcome.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Have you got any electric whiskey thingy?

Tape a dildo to that - without the blade fitted obviously.

Ouch definitely without the blade!"

I want thrilling not killing

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"How about doing a Howard Stern?

Enlightenment me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large mains powered hammer drill. large diameter masonary bit and a 3' thick reinforced wall.

Should be enough vibration to get anyone off

And probably end up in a box after

but what a way to go

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"One potato

Two pieces of wire

One galvanised nail

One nail made of a different material (or use a copper coated Penny coin).

The second nail / copper Penny will act as your +vet terminal.

A decent sized potato will generate around 0.5V.

If you need a higher voltage connect potatoes in series.

You're welcome.

Oh the potato one. Unfortunately no a potato in sight

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

scarlet_woman if you really need to put some life back into your batteries then try rubbing both ends of the batteries on some cloth for a minute then put them back in as stupid as this sounds it really does work a dead battery is never really dead it just drops below the 1.5v thus stopping the item from working

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A large mains powered hammer drill. large diameter masonary bit and a 3' thick reinforced wall.

Should be enough vibration to get anyone off

And probably end up in a box after

but what a way to go

With a cum face

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"scarlet_woman if you really need to put some life back into your batteries then try rubbing both ends of the batteries on some cloth for a minute then put them back in as stupid as this sounds it really does work a dead battery is never really dead it just drops below the 1.5v thus stopping the item from working

Aw missed you. So sensible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower head?

Not original, don't even know if it works but worth a try anyway

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Shower head?

Not original, don't even know if it works but worth a try anyway

I've one of them big rain head ones. Handstands

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

What is a fing battery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like you'll have to get to turn the tv over

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

What is a fing battery? "

Fecking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pillow ride?

Tell me more

Dry humping with a pillow basically. I'm not sure of the efficacy of it but sure does look hot

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Looks like you'll have to get to turn the tv over"

It's done on my phone

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Nip to the supermarket

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Batteries are essential

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Electric toothbrush!

Obviously you've tried this

Yep... it’s a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry hump or mains powered has to be the way when no batteries about

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Set your phone alarm on vibrate, cover the phone so you can't see what time it's set. Sit on your phone...and Bingo, you get a surprise while watching This Morning

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"How about doing a Howard Stern?

Enlightenment me

US radio jock, once did a phone in & got a female listener to turn her stereo bass full up & sit on a speaker naked while he made suitable noises his end with his lips, getting her to turn the volume up all live on air as she apparently had fun.

The legislators hate him. There’s a film about him, worth a watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your mobile phone on vibrate and put it on your 'spot'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rechargeable is easier, so batteries not needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing machine on fast spin?

Oh Doc reminds me of the German porn

The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass..."

So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nip to the supermarket

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Batteries are essential

Just make sure you get dressed first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...

So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo

I simply can't comment on why I'm dead last in every race....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...

So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo

I simply can't comment on why I'm dead last in every race...."

Dual shock FTW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...

So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo

I simply can't comment on why I'm dead last in every race....

Dual shock FTW!

Twice the power!!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

Simple. Raid another device or kids toys. Who needs a working remote vs a working sex toy?

Wait - hang on - did I just say that? Maybe not the tv remote.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pillow ride?

Tell me more

Dry humping with a pillow basically. I'm not sure of the efficacy of it but sure does look hot

Just picturing you doing this

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Nip to the supermarket

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Batteries are essential

In for the night. It's wild out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll help

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ll help

I'll pick you up on my way round.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Nip to the supermarket

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Batteries are essential

Just make sure you get dressed first.

Just throw a coat on....sorted

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...

So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo

Your too funny Cindi

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not a Fing battery in the house. What is a girl to do. Let's see how your filthy minds work

Simple. Raid another device or kids toys. Who needs a working remote vs a working sex toy?

Wait - hang on - did I just say that? Maybe not the tv remote. "

You said that

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’ll help

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...

So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo

Your too funny Cindi

I wouldnt be without the comments in the forum.

They feed me

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...

So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo

Your too funny Cindi

I wouldnt be without the comments in the forum.

They feed me

Made me belly laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a playstation then get a car game and drive on the grass...

So that's why you keep losing online on Gran Turismo

Your too funny Cindi

I wouldnt be without the comments in the forum.

They feed me

Made me belly laugh

That might be wind

"There she blows"

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Set your phone alarm on vibrate, cover the phone so you can't see what time it's set. Sit on your phone...and Bingo, you get a surprise while watching This Morning

Always love your comments. Good morning

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Oh that’s a tragic misjudgment on your part Scarlet

I know. Everyone has batteries for Xmas. Used them all

Already!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh that’s a tragic misjudgment on your part Scarlet

I know. Everyone has batteries for Xmas. Used them all

Already!

I know been bored

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

So just had a bollocking off the son. Apparently the batteries I've been chucking away are rechargeable. Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So just had a bollocking off the son. Apparently the batteries I've been chucking away are rechargeable. Oh dear

Awwww no

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"So just had a bollocking off the son. Apparently the batteries I've been chucking away are rechargeable. Oh dear

Awwww no

Chucked about 6 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So just had a bollocking off the son. Apparently the batteries I've been chucking away are rechargeable. Oh dear

Awwww no

Chucked about 6 of them

Luckily my toys don't need batteries.

I have a 9" suction dildo that also incorporates lockdown exercises to keep me fit

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"So just had a bollocking off the son. Apparently the batteries I've been chucking away are rechargeable. Oh dear

Awwww no

Chucked about 6 of them

Luckily my toys don't need batteries.

I have a 9" suction dildo that also incorporates lockdown exercises to keep me fit

Eyes watering. Good butt cheeks though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So just had a bollocking off the son. Apparently the batteries I've been chucking away are rechargeable. Oh dear

Awwww no

Chucked about 6 of them

Luckily my toys don't need batteries.

I have a 9" suction dildo that also incorporates lockdown exercises to keep me fit

Eyes watering. Good butt cheeks though

Thank you.

They say the more you exercise the longer you can endure it next time.

At this rate I'll be in the Guinness world records for longest reverse cowgirl session

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