FabSwingers.com forum: Butt-dial woes

By *he_Wite_Nite OP Man
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

What are you best and worst fab butt-dial stories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt dial?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butt dial?"

It's when you're having phone sex, and the Nokia that's wedged in your rectum accidentally dials your grandmother as you have an incredible, prostate tickling orgasm

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By *he_Wite_Nite OP Man
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

Aka pocket dial - Where you sit on your phone and dial a number or message a contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you best and worst fab butt-dial stories? "

Do these still happen with phones without buttons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aka pocket dial - Where you sit on your phone and dial a number or message a contact"

People do that? Do they not know how to lock the screen?

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By *he_Wite_Nite OP Man
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

It would seem people don't know how to lock screens. It was on the radio that a lass was called by her ex-cheating-husband while he was boffin his new lover...

Oops!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've called a forumite before whilst watching F1 so she had to deal with me making car noises and excited squeals. Apparently that's what she thought I'd sound like during sex.

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By *he_Wite_Nite OP Man
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

Ha ha ha,

And do you Meli?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ha ha ha,

And do you Meli? "

No, more like a train pulling into the station.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha ha,

And do you Meli?

No, more like a train pulling into the station. "

High pitched, screaming brakes?

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By *he_Wite_Nite OP Man
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

Well I would love to let off steam with you... Brain and boobs!

I'm sure it would be chuffin amazing!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ha ha ha,

And do you Meli?

No, more like a train pulling into the station.

High pitched, screaming brakes?

Yep and a disgruntled passenger moaning as he huffs his way on board.

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By *he_Wite_Nite OP Man
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

Are all your passengers disgruntled?

I would like to think myself a co-driver, or at least a navigator...

All find my way to pressing the right buttons!

They may be some moans and grunts, but neither of us would be getting disgruntled...

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