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Warbuton’s bread dilemma

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By *liny OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester/London

So upon finishing one loaf and opening another for lunch(bonus double crust!), my dilemma is which end do I open? On plastic packaging it’s very obvious but what about paper ones? Do I open the left side or the right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W side for me

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If there is writing from left to right, then I would always open the left side. Opening the side near the end of the words doesn't make any sense to me.

As somebody who is quite anally retentive, I have put some serious thought into this. I had work out which was the correct end to open a chocolate bar. Luke

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By *amillMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Unrelated to which side to open but I must say that the bread does not keep anywhere near as well in the paper packaging.

Often found having to throw it out before it gets to the end of the loaf because of mould. Appreciate that it’s better for the environment but does the plastic wrapping out weigh the inevitable food wastage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would always open at the "S" end personally. But then turn your loaf over and you'll find youve opened it at the "W" end lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Tear it open with your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unrelated to which side to open but I must say that the bread does not keep anywhere near as well in the paper packaging.

Often found having to throw it out before it gets to the end of the loaf because of mould. Appreciate that it’s better for the environment but does the plastic wrapping out weigh the inevitable food wastage?"

Obviously need to make more effort!! Youre not eating enough bread if you can't finish it before it goes mouldy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't know the official answer and now I'm really confused.

I normally open right side, coz I'm right handed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warbuton’s is too big for my toaster

(not a euphemism)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warbuton’s is too big for my toaster

(not a euphemism) "

I prefer the Al*i tostie bread (orange packet), so fresh and has longer dates than most other breads

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By *liny OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester/London


"I don't know the official answer and now I'm really confused.

I normally open right side, coz I'm right handed."

This is why I came here, for guidance from my peers. Most actions start from the left but reading a book goes from the right

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By *liny OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester/London


"Tear it open with your teeth"

Tear WHICH end open with my teeth??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warbuton’s is too big for my toaster

(not a euphemism)

I prefer the Al*i tostie bread (orange packet), so fresh and has longer dates than most other breads "

You have clearly given your toast requirements some great thought.

Do you toast your bread on a higher setting till done.

Or

Like me, toast it on a lower setting and turn it over half way through for a bit longer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First world problems.

If this is the sort of guff you worry about, your life is too damn easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unrelated to which side to open but I must say that the bread does not keep anywhere near as well in the paper packaging.

Often found having to throw it out before it gets to the end of the loaf because of mould. Appreciate that it’s better for the environment but does the plastic wrapping out weigh the inevitable food wastage?"

i think that is more about how you are leping it, roll up the bag and put it in a cool dry place. easy.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Mmm u have reminded me I have some warbutons t cakes in freezer x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Tear it open with your teeth

Tear WHICH end open with my teeth?? "

The middle

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Karate chop the middle.

Job done

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I used to work for Warburtons ( actually met Jonathan, nice guy) a long time ago. So from an ex employee who’s met the family, I’d say you need to open at the ‘S’. All others opinions and answers should be ignored and only mine considered

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By *eivers101Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Right side as you look at it so that's the s end. X

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By *liny OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester/London


"I used to work for Warburtons ( actually met Jonathan, nice guy) a long time ago. So from an ex employee who’s met the family, I’d say you need to open at the ‘S’. All others opinions and answers should be ignored and only mine considered "

Thank you Steph, duly considered until a more qualified person interjects!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Warbuton’s is too big for my toaster

(not a euphemism) "

This is the million dollar question why does Warburton's toastie bread not fit into a toaster?

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