FabSwingers.com forum: Who do you fancy that you probably shouldn't?

By *asygoingfun80 OP Man
over a year ago

Brecon

My vote goes to Mike Pence. Cant stand his politics but I'd love to spend a night with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priti Patel

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Supernanny Jo Frost, she’s alluring and terrifying in equal amounts, I imagine like buying a Ferrari that’s just out of warranty.

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By *asygoingfun80 OP Man
over a year ago

Brecon

"Supernanny Jo Frost, she’s alluring and terrifying in equal amounts, I imagine like buying a Ferrari that’s just out of warranty."

I'd second that!!

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

My sister in law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prue Leith

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By *acha1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I’d love a threesome with Ruth and Eamon Holmes x

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My Neighbors wife across the road

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Mark Carney, my weird crush oooft!

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By *ranny hunterMan
over a year ago

Durham

Dame Helen mirran

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

jada (babestation)

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My boss’s daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominic Raab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vladimir Putin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priti Patel

I would agree, but i couldnt bring myself to pleasure a Tory, it would have to be in every sense of the meaning a Hate fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priti Patel

I'll second that and add Carol kirkwood as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our eldest's school teacher. Seen her on tinder also but didn't have the guts to 'like'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priti Patel

I would agree, but i couldnt bring myself to pleasure a Tory, it would have to be in every sense of the meaning a Hate fuck.

Ahh

But I'm thinking of other ways.

She would be so Dom with a strapon

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A gang bang with all of the Dragons

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Susannah Reid. Dayumm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gang bang with all of the Dragons

A whole new level of investment required from your sales pitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gang bang with all of the Dragons

A whole new level of investment required from your sales pitch

With plenty of equity to go around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gang bang with all of the Dragons

A whole new level of investment required from your sales pitch

With plenty of equity to go around

Ohhh I can just imagine minnie lay there with Deborah between her legs and Peter Jones putting it in Deborah's bum

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Genuinely; my next door neighbour. If there’s the slightest opportunity of me fucking her, I’m going to be in there like a rat up a drainpipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour is the cutest thing, and here sisters who (used to obviously) visit are too. Siiigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serena Williams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria Corrin Mitchell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sally Lindsay xxx

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

suzanna reid as long as she was gagged

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"My vote goes to Mike Pence. Cant stand his politics but I'd love to spend a night with him.

We'd live you to spend a night with him, take photos and send them to us. We have a very good use for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The serial killer in the series The Fall.

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

My friends daughter

Shes 19 so don't judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to destroy nicola sturgeon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny Crumpet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ray Winston woukd still get it

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By *ovestruck69Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Shappi khorsandi is fucking hot yum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiona Bruce for me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ursula von der Leyen

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I would love to be the filling in a John Craven/David Attenborough sandwich

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Ian Hislop

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By *aldyreynoldsMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

Pritti Patel.

God i could fuck her!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

One of the ex's

But my life is precious

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Peter Capaldi but only as Malcolm Tucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a couple for me...

- The Vixen off The Chase... no reason why I shouldn't other than quiz shows probably aren't known as hotbeds of gorgeous women... and I currently have a real thing for ladies with a fringe.

- Harriet Kemsley... probably the girl next door thing she has going on.

- Kerry Godliman... can't tell you why!!

- Sian Gibson... cheeky redhead vibes.

That's probably all my strange celeb ones - for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how many of us are harbouring secret crushes on Priti Patel.

I mean, she's a total nob but that smirk! Those pearls! Something about her just reeks of sex.

She can disregard my human rights any day. Oof.

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By *asygoingfun80 OP Man
over a year ago

Brecon

"I love how many of us are harbouring secret crushes on Priti Patel.

I mean, she's a total nob but that smirk! Those pearls! Something about her just reeks of sex.

She can disregard my human rights any day. Oof."

Haha that last line got me laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to fancy my ex's sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The serial killer in the series The Fall. "

The gorgeous Jamie Dornan... (swoon

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Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know that I shouldnt fancy him but Im watching Tom Hiddleston not as Loki and quite enjoying the view.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Katie Hopkins, I keep thinking she a right dirty bitch.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I have a slight girl crush on my son's friends Mum.

I never ever would let it be known but she is about 10 years younger than me, incredibly pretty and very hot!

Mrs

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Matt Hancock

Dishi rishi

What is wrong with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supernanny Jo Frost, she’s alluring and terrifying in equal amounts, I imagine like buying a Ferrari that’s just out of warranty.

I'd second that!!"

Can we make it an MMFF because she's lush.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

The dark haired judges off strictly. No not Bruno or Craig. Arlene or Shirley. I'd do Sharon Osborne too.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Priti Patel

I would agree, but i couldnt bring myself to pleasure a Tory, it would have to be in every sense of the meaning a Hate fuck.

I have same dilemma... Toby Young is soooooo sexy and sooooooo hateful! I suppose I can ride him as I slap him???

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Matt Hancock

Dishi rishi

What is wrong with me lol

You seriously need help woman!

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

Chloe Moritz from kick ass.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Holly Willoughbooby

She can shake her swagger those eyes tell you it's going to be very filthy

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By *mp245Man
over a year ago

bedford

"A gang bang with all of the Dragons

A whole new level of investment required from your sales pitch

With plenty of equity to go around

Ohhh I can just imagine minnie lay there with Deborah between her legs and Peter Jones putting it in Deborah's bum

I will offer you all of the money, but l want 50% of your fanny

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

The main character from You. The stalker/serial killer guy. Big fan

the actor is really handsome, but I fancy the character he plays more

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By *aturewomanloverMan
over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

Fizz from Corrie

Michelle McManus (xfactor winner, but did absolutely nothing)

Big boobs Sally Fletcher from home and away

All of Frank Gallagher's older women partners in shameless

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By *lixerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Greta Thunberg

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A few of my mum's carers...it's probably the uniform

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Myself when dressed as Gemma.

Well there wouldn't be much point if I didn't, surely?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Priti Patel

Me too, sexy and sassy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jayda Fransen

I don’t agree with any of her political (racist) views but my god I’d love a go!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Jayda Fransen

I don’t agree with any of her political (racist) views but my god I’d love a go! "

I think this is the best example of this thread. Women you REALLY shouldn't.

Many 'politicians' fall into this category. Sarah Palin. Karen Brady. Ann Widdecombe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a boss that I should of fucked as he constantly would try to flirt with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few of husbands best friends too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother in law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend. There’s chemistry but we don’t cross the line. We both are open about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gareth malone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend. There’s chemistry but we don’t cross the line. We both are open about it

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By *----BJ Queen-----Woman
over a year ago

Yelverton

Sigourney Weaver, she's my girl crush

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By *amsami73Woman
over a year ago

Whitefield Manchester

"The serial killer in the series The Fall. "

Who is in fact "mr grey"

did you not know ???

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

Deborah meadan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nate jacobs from euphoria lol

In real life... I’ll second whoever said mr Raab (tho I’m really really on the fence)

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Carol Vorderman

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Matt Hancock

Dishi rishi

What is wrong with me lol

You seriously need help woman!"

I know! See what these lockdowns are doing to me

I'm blaming boris

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By *ambo1450Man
over a year ago

Newport

"My friends daughter

Shes 19 so don't judge

We have a winner

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By *arbarianzCouple
over a year ago

BARNSTAPLE

Amber Heard.

She's an abusive piece of shit! Don't get me wrong, depp is no prize pony, but he lost the pirates franchise, grindlewald etc.. based on nothing more than accusations.

She literally admitted to hitting him on tape and somehow still is working on top rated movies and tv shows..

But I would STILL bury myself so far inside her that whomever could pull me out would be claimed king of England.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"The serial killer in the series The Fall.

Who is in fact "mr grey"

did you not know ???"

The same dude in 50 shades, who knew?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Priti Patel

Oh a guilty pleasure indeed

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By *cunnylad1979Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

"My sister in law

My step daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fergie from black eyed peas!

And a married middle aged neighbor with kids.. had a many pervs and thoughts of her

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

My nephews best mate... (my nephew is 30)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour who lives across the lane

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