FabSwingers.com forum: It happens!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've seen the news!

You go to the park and people are attacked by pots n pans robots, ghost ninjas jump out of nowhere, aliens kill ya and dinosaurs eat the remains.

It happens!

Wake up sheeple!

#notfakenews

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I know right

I was in Asda car park today and there was a heffalump

With a ginormous trunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you get this information?

All of my Trump news locations seem to have disappeared

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know right

I was in Asda car park today and there was a heffalump

With a ginormous trunk"

And I bet there was a news team there interviewing eye witnesses ready for the 9pm news.

#notfakenews

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did you get this information?

All of my Trump news locations seem to have disappeared

Have no fear, Donald has informed me he is setting up a brand new media company.

In the meantime he's entrusted me to keep his fan base informed with current world events.

#notfakenews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a good episode that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was a good episode that one

One of the best shows ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was a good episode that one

One of the best shows ever

Death was great in that one as well.

Although his 'man heeer' speech was one of his best performances I've seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lizard people have told me that anyone with a heat lamp in their house will be spared...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being a sheeple

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

https://youtu.be/bVshMTeZlLM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Lizard people have told me that anyone with a heat lamp in their house will be spared..."

This is....

#fakenews

The truth is.. only those who submit to the orders from the squirting mermaids will be saved

#notfakenews

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love being a sheeple

You need to wake up!

There are evil powers... at work!

If you don't have your pre planned disaster back pack ready you won't survive the zombie apocalypse

#notfakenews

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/bVshMTeZlLM"

YouTube is the greatest source of news and information.

Through YouTube videos I can now obtain everyone's bank details using my Huawei mobile phone and the nearest 5G mast.

#notfakenews

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"https://youtu.be/bVshMTeZlLM

YouTube is the greatest source of news and information.

Through YouTube videos I can now obtain everyone's bank details using my Huawei mobile phone and the nearest 5G mast.

#notfakenews "

Sounds complicated I just use nanobots

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's all a conspiracy so obvious that a person in their Cheeto stained pants can spot it from their basement, but the world's experts are baffled.

Who needs experts, hey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/bVshMTeZlLM

YouTube is the greatest source of news and information.

Through YouTube videos I can now obtain everyone's bank details using my Huawei mobile phone and the nearest 5G mast.

#notfakenews

Sounds complicated I just use nanobots

Nanobots are so 2020.

The greatest threat we have is the........ ATM robot uprising

They won't dispense our money and attack those who try

Wake up sheeple!

#notfakenews

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's all a conspiracy so obvious that a person in their Cheeto stained pants can spot it from their basement, but the world's experts are baffled.

Who needs experts, hey?"

I am pleased they are informing otherwise how would be know about the evil intentions of the.... Globalist Masters and their cunning plan to anoint Bill Gates as King of the Earth

#notfakenews

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