FabSwingers.com forum: My profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My profile text.. funny or offensive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Neither perhaps

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's not funny.

It's not offensive.

It basically says ..... I'm lovely

It doesn't say what you can offer anyone.

Pretty isn't enough .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither really. Some will roll their eyes but if you're happy with it then leave it there

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

It didn't come across as either.

I didn't pick up any humour from it.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It's not offensive, it's just more about your knob than many women will be concerned about.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The

Best

Profile

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

6 pics of a cock and three of a phone.

It's standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The

Best

Profile

Ever "

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I have the attention span of a goldfish and stopped reading free 2 lines

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I like the 11/02 pic OP

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I didn’t find it funny or offensive to be honest. If it works for you and you feel it accurately portrays your appearance and personality then that is all that matters.

Follow your own path

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Didn't look at the pics,

Nothing caught my attention in your profile except you are confident in your own body

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile

Tell. Me. More.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the attention span of a goldfish and stopped reading free 2 lines

See I looked at your butt first before reading yours so that kept my focus x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile

Tell. Me. More."

You've never thrown hoops onto a stick. Don't know what your missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the 11/02 pic OP"

Thank you. Big fan of your September picture x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile

Tell. Me. More.

You've never thrown hoops onto a stick. Don't know what your missing

Haha I’ll just lay there and you crack on

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile

Tell. Me. More.

You've never thrown hoops onto a stick. Don't know what your missing

Haha I’ll just lay there and you crack on "

Typical guy

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My profile text.. funny or offensive?

Neither.

At least it includes several words, to go with the cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should clarify that the reason I asked is because some guy said it was offensive - wondering which part

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of the pics make me want to throw hoops. It's an ok profile

Tell. Me. More.

You've never thrown hoops onto a stick. Don't know what your missing

Haha I’ll just lay there and you crack on

Typical guy

Haha .. why change the habit of a lifetime

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I like the 11/02 pic OP

Thank you. Big fan of your September picture x"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me "

I can see your assessment of yourself looks to be incredibly incorrect.

Nothing “basic” about those pictures. At all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/21 19:29:33]

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By *oddess NailaWoman
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

It’s pretty generic to what’s out there already. Nothing offensive about it but not funny either.

You might want to tone down on how amazing your dick is / good looking you are as most woman will agree it’s those profiles that usually turn out to be the most disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me

I can see your assessment of yourself looks to be incredibly incorrect.

Nothing “basic” about those pictures. At all."

I was being sarcastic hehehe. I know I am extremely good looking. I think me and you would make a perfect duo we are too good looking for a dump like this trashy site. Your cock is the best I've ever seen in my entire life. I don't see what the negativity is about with your profile, it screams humble to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should clarify that the reason I asked is because some guy said it was offensive - wondering which part"

It's not offensive.

It shows your confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found your profile very cocky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Jk)

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I don’t think anyone’s going to love you or your cock as much as yourself...and if you take a couple of ribs out it looks like you can self suck so you’re sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't find it offensive or funny

At first I found you a bit arrogant

However, you've stuck round a bit and I've warmed to the image you portray

The way you portray yourself in the profile and on the forums makes me think it is a bit of a 'caricature' profile as opposed to anyone seeing a glimmer of the real you

Obviously, only you know the reality

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me

I can see your assessment of yourself looks to be incredibly incorrect.

Nothing “basic” about those pictures. At all.

Ah.... now that sarcasm is shining through.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think anyone’s going to love you or your cock as much as yourself...and if you take a couple of ribs out it looks like you can self suck so you’re sorted

Haha I can handle taking a few ribs that’s for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't find it offensive or funny

At first I found you a bit arrogant

However, you've stuck round a bit and I've warmed to the image you portray

The way you portray yourself in the profile and on the forums makes me think it is a bit of a 'caricature' profile as opposed to anyone seeing a glimmer of the real you

Obviously, only you know the reality"

Like that post

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It could be improved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me

I can see your assessment of yourself looks to be incredibly incorrect.

Nothing “basic” about those pictures. At all.

Ah.... now that sarcasm is shining through.

I am very sarcastic lovely!

But honestly your profile comes across as arrogant, which is definitely off putting. Also, I don't like how you belittle others as if you are better by saying most cocks are ugly etc.

I don't have an issue with the other half but the first doesn't make you come across well at all. I don't think there is anything wrong with being confident but there is a line between confidence and arrogance and I personally think you're crossing it.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

It is a big one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should big yourself up a bit more. Don't be so shy!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I wouldn't say it's offensive...cocky and giving off a distinct aura of immaturity, maybe. Same result of a skip and/or block from a lot of ladies though I'd guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was not funny nor offensive.

But it's your profile.

If you take other folks opinions then.. well that's up to you.. I personally dont give 2 hoots what a stranger thinks.

I'm passing by...

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

I don't think many will find putting down other people's bodies especially alluring.

But stick with it if you think it's working.

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"2nd half is fine but first half has got me running because you're probably too good looking for a basic woman like me "

I don't think anyone's too good looking for you. To me, you look more like "de-luxe" than "basic" woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You obviously like it, why do you care what others think of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

How do you feel about it OP?

Jo.Xx

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

As most have said above - neither

I don’t get why you have to talk about your cock like that. Do you think that’s what women on here want to read and entices them to want to know more??

It’s you’re profile and I think you should do what works best for you

I also agree with Annebelle when she said 11/2 pic was nice (suit pic)

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"The

Best

Profile

Ever

Donald J Trump "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not for me, but if you like it, then leave it.

You’ve said before that it works for you, so what if someone thinks it’s offensive?

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

It honestly seems like most single male profiles on here a bit cocky honestly and I’m sure your not only just your cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As most have said above - neither

I don’t get why you have to talk about your cock like that. Do you think that’s what women on here want to read and entices them to want to know more??

It’s you’re profile and I think you should do what works best for you

I also agree with Annebelle when she said 11/2 pic was nice (suit pic)

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither perhaps "

I agree with neither. I didn't find it funny nor offensive

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

It’s not funny, it’s not offensive, it’s just not very appealing.

All forum readers will know by now that you’re in love with your cock but your profile doesn’t give anything else away. I don’t think you’re doing yourself any justice, nobody can really be that narcissistic.

And I find those who brag about not being a disappointment are usually the most disappointing as they are too confident in their abilities.

Let your personality shine through a bit more. And try not to put other cocks down in the process.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s not funny, it’s not offensive, it’s just not very appealing.

And I find those who brag about not being a disappointment are usually the most disappointing as they are too confident in their abilities.

Let your personality shine through a bit more. And try not to put other cocks down in the process.

Lou x "

Read a post of mine called “you’re welcome”

Forum users are in the minority x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It's neither. I would say more bragging than anything else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's neither. I would say more bragging than anything else. "

Yup. You gave me a 9.99.

Timely reminder haha

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"It’s not funny, it’s not offensive, it’s just not very appealing.

And I find those who brag about not being a disappointment are usually the most disappointing as they are too confident in their abilities.

Let your personality shine through a bit more. And try not to put other cocks down in the process.

Lou x

Read a post of mine called “you’re welcome”

Forum users are in the minority x"

According to your survey

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's neither. I would say more bragging than anything else.

Yup. You gave me a 9.99.

Timely reminder haha "

That was on your penis not your profile

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon my cock could take your cock in a cock fight

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I reckon my cock could take your cock in a cock fight"

My money is on you!

Lou x

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My profile - funny or offensive?