FabSwingers.com forum: More dam lies about the person above part 6

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

be gentle

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

oh my god again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh my god again

is a huge fan of the Spanish Inquisition.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"oh my god again

Only by popular demand

lol

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

father teds side kick

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

drink feck girls

pinches milk bottles from the rich peolple on sandbanks and delivers them to primary schools

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"drink feck girls

pinches milk bottles from the rich peolple on sandbanks and delivers them to primary schools"

Goes spare when he notices his milk's gone missing yet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played an Ork in Lord of the Rings

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

plays smee in hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still writes love letters to Timmy Mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still writes love letters to Timmy Mallet"

shaves his chest everyday

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

still serving behind the bar in renis cafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"still serving behind the bar in renis cafe"

thinks seamen is the new starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the cold their nipples can be seen from space.

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"still serving behind the bar in renis cafe

thinks seamen is the new starter "
with a nice crisp white and whitebait side order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single year auditions for Xfactor, singing "I will survive"

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

massages simon cowels feet after auditions xx

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Thinks x factor is a very strong sunscreen

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

has angel wings

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Cant pick blackberries cuz her nails are too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladystephanie has a hairy foo foo

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Ladystephanie has a hairy foo foo

Was known as wRong Muffmuncher until his wife caught him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called mushroom as lives in the dark and eats only shit

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Owns 738 signed photos of Andrew Lloyd webber

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him"

he likes things up his bum

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him

he likes things up his bum"

she is really meeting new people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him

he likes things up his bum

she is really meeting new people "

they really need a slap

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"he has made his own olympic torch out of a rolled up newspaper and runs alongside the real torch but in a parallel street to pretend that the crowd are cheering him

he likes things up his bum

she is really meeting new people

they really need a slap

and I thought this was a thread about lies not likes/needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with a rolled up newspaper

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

her hot tub doesnt work so she eats baked beans 1 hour before each session

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Masturbates and votes for the green party. Won't admit either

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Masturbates and votes for the green party. Won't admit either"

Real name Paul White

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loves her username.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Isn't!

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

prefers swans - likes the way the feathers tickle and the gumming from the beak

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Guilty of goosing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually a 24yr old bisexual supermodel. She just got tired of all the "fancy a fuck" emails.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Glamour model actually

Phone pest!

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

promises a phone number and gives the mobile of the local police vice squad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wears ladies thongs under his kilt....actually that could be true

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Is a virgin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will part 7 be as bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will only eat peas with bananas

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

are really the vicar and his wife and hold tea parties most days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't know how to spell "escort". He'll never get business that way.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Does "French"

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

laughs his way through any encounter to hide his embarrassment

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Does "French""

Gave Prince Phillip a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a wheat allergy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French, German, Swedish, Indian, I'd do them... ... Oh, I see what you mean

Is registered blind so when he invites you dogging it means something completely different.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

After reading about strap on fun, stuck a dildo inside a rush hour Tube train wall by the door, loving every last track bump and passenger's pushing and shoving as they fought to get on and off

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thinks Scunthorpe is the centre of the universe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't know that Scunthorpe IS the center of the Universe.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Will part 7 be as bad?"
has a fun soh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starts really boring threads that no one reads.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Starts really exciting threads that run and run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starts really exciting threads that run and run

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ow, that hurt

Has the biggest boobs on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starts really exciting threads that run and run

ow, that hurt

Has the biggest boobs on the site"

doesnt have a willy has a pussy

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Hates my boobs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hates my boobs

Sucks cum up his nostrils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates my boobs

Sucks cum up his nostrils"

eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hates my boobs

Sucks cum up his nostrils

eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea"

You're supposed to lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates my boobs

Sucks cum up his nostrils

eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea

You're supposed to lie "

okok

granny crumpet is really a man

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hates my boobs

Sucks cum up his nostrils

eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea

You're supposed to lie

okok

granny crumpet is really a man"

Your supposed to LIE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates my boobs

Sucks cum up his nostrils

eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea

You're supposed to lie

okok

granny crumpet is really a man

Your supposed to LIE!"

OIOI

stop shouting at me woman u know ilike it when you get bossy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hates my boobs

Sucks cum up his nostrils

eats men for breakfast lunch ad tea

You're supposed to lie

okok

granny crumpet is really a man

Your supposed to LIE!

OIOI

stop shouting at me woman u know ilike it when you get bossy

Is looking for LOTS of meets

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

isn't really a granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a single man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a single man"

is a wuss

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

prefers victoria sponges to cup cakes

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Makes fairy cakes from real fairies

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

makes baby oil from real babies

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

wishes he had been born a panda bear so now spends all of of his weekends dressed as a panda hence the black eyes

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Wears exotic lingerie made from hessian

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

the two above me do a chuckle brother tribute act

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

makes castor oil from her castors

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"the two above me do a chuckle brother tribute act"
and we want to roast you "to me to you"

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is really a killjoy and remonstrates with all his meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

played Dopey in Snow White at the Gaumont Kilburn in 1953

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Cant manage to climb back over the wall

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

oops missed

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is the chief constable for Gloucestershire

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"is the chief constable for Gloucestershire "

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Chief Executive for the council

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"Chief Executive for the council "

Well the expenses would be nice

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Works in a slaughterhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not Jack

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

likes to show his cookies off

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

once employed a full time sex therapist

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Claimed to be a professional sex therapist

Has the nickname arsenic

After sitting on a razor blade

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"once employed a full time sex therapist"
loves the song mr blue sky

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky

Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky

Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)"
evertonian

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

23st he/she called belinda

Used to be known as uncle Ben until that incident with the neighbourhood watch

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky

Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)evertonian"

Omfg

I think I've just died from tthat lie!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky

Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)evertonian

Omfg

I think I've just died from tthat lie!"
mwahhxxxx

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky

Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)evertonian

Omfg

I think I've just died from tthat lie!mwahhxxxx

Dont like you anymore! Im off for some all over domestos!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"once employed a full time sex therapistloves the song mr blue sky

Wears Primarni flip flops and matching outfits with skanky feet (but I still love her lol)evertonian

Omfg

I think I've just died from tthat lie!mwahhxxxx

Dont like you anymore! Im off for some all over domestos!

"
ok then....washes her foo foo with bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is shy and retiring

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is shy and retiring"
thats not a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is shy and retiringthats not a lie

Pmsl I've just read your profile!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is shy and retiringthats not a lie

Pmsl I've just read your profile!

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see shy and retiring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is shy and retiringthats not a lie

Pmsl I've just read your profile!

see shy and retiring

Is impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cannot string two words together

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Well known tv celebrity, connected to the lottery and known for practising celibacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a full set of Cabbage Patch Kids

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Dreams of being a prison guard

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

swims nude in the Thames near Harts boatyard (saw him there today)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wears a draught excluder

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

of course - musn't let the wind get up the kilt

and above prefers the antipodes to UK

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has a holiday home in Kingston Jamaica

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

buys all his supplies from the yardies

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Only Wears white socks because he's seen them in porn films..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only on a Thursday though...

Strokes his dog from tail to head just to piss him off

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

they are not socks - they are hose - a very technical term - lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Loves wearing a hold up on his left leg only

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has had artificial balls installed - they bounce of his knees

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"has had artificial balls installed - they bounce of his knees "
kidnapped shergar

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bigbad & Femme always have sea on toast for breakfast

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bigbad & Femme always have sea on toast for breakfast "
eats snails

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I eat snails they have to be lightly sauted with garlic & a dash of Worcester sauce.

You accumulate lost kittens in your cellar

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When I eat snails they have to be lightly sauted with garlic & a dash of Worcester sauce.

You accumulate lost kittens in your cellar"
loves cyber bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesn't really have an ironing fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normaly wears matching his n hers long johns....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

recant or I'll tell about yer willie warmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"recant or I'll tell about yer willie warmer.

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lol you cant tell them about my willie warmer, i borrowed it from you!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Plastic Scouser who only wears his suit when "The boys" come round.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

those aint corks on his hat.. those are the remains of men who didnt read his profile....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets banned from posting & sends random messages to innocent strangers

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Gets banned from posting & sends random messages to innocent strangers"

once borrowed my fave red dress and returned it with strange stains over the hem.. and never offered to get it dried cleaned...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is single cos he lent her fb to supera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooops she

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You know it was always nearer than the curtains...

Loves to go out on a Wednesday morning with her cat on a lead and on her return feasts on overcooked sushi

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"You know it was always nearer than the curtains...

Loves to go out on a Wednesday morning with her cat on a lead and on her return feasts on overcooked sushi "

wears pink frilly knickers when he watches football...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

know that superra is a football fan .

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"know that superra is a football fan .

well its either that or he likes sheep

lol

likes to read super trashy novels hidden inside serious covers.

sorry best i could come up with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but how did you know?

is not clairvoyant (or Claire Rainer fer that matter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but how did you know?

is not clairvoyant (or Claire Rainer fer that matter)"

does not like privacy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know it was always nearer than the curtains...

Loves to go out on a Wednesday morning with her cat on a lead and on her return feasts on overcooked sushi

wears pink frilly knickers when he watches football...

That is total bollox. you know I only wear them whilst I am masturbating over the womens gymnastics

I think you have a preference for individual basket weaving

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"but how did you know?

is not clairvoyant (or Claire Rainer fer that matter)"

lol super rams fan.... i am a genius..

likes to wear mens boxer shorts and smokes a cigar...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only owns 1 bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because he nicked the others.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The two most convincing post ops you will ever meet

They do strange pagan rituals with licorice

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Behind those glasses, is another pair of glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has no sense of humour and doesnt like a laugh

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"has no sense of humour and doesnt like a laugh

Is quiet and shy, like me

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Is actually old Mother Hubbard and lives in a shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

works as an _xscot

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has really nice legs - but uses paintshop to hide them

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is ashamed of being born in Caerphilly

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Eats lots of garlic to hid his other smells

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Painted his nails orange to match his neon coloured trackies

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

loves buky so much he bathes in it

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is still in love with me, despite the restraining order

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

but can't touch until the doc gives the all clear

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Because of your leprosy

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is boy george's brother

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

is boy georges Mother

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is boy george's granny!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is a boy George stunt double

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is boy george's pimp!

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is boy george's fluffer

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

if wearing boy george's fluffer to cover his penis as he thinks this will keep the haggis's away! As the haggis have been a problem in the past sniffing the aforesaid as they are attracted by the smell!

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"if wearing boy george's fluffer to cover his penis as he thinks this will keep the haggis's away! As the haggis have been a problem in the past sniffing the aforesaid as they are attracted by the smell!"

Aghhhhh you win

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

chicken! x

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

loves thinking aloud when deciding what to have for tea

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

was trying to protect the poor haggis because the legs are shorter on one side they can only run round the hill in one direction - thus you just need to go the opposite way - but they are rare and need our help

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is the offspring of Boy George & a haggis

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is the offspring of Boy George & a haggis"
isnt really a gamer..he prefers to knit bobble hats

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

was the treasurer of 'save the haggis society' until there were discrepancies discovered in the annual audit!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wrote the song "design for life" for the Manics

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wears corduroy trousers whenever he visits his mother.

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

wears string vest and y fronts

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has never had a meet as they are banned from their local for taking snuff on the bar

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