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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Experts warn dogging “could be extinct by mid-February”

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Much like many of its participants, the dogging scene is on its knees.

A perfect storm of lockdown restrictions and freezing temperatures have seen instances of the popular outdoor rutting pursuit drop by 98.7% in the last quarter of 2020, with only one dogging event taking place just outside Scunthorpe.

“It’s terribly sad,” said dogging enthusiast, Simon Williams, who asked not to be named.

“Ejaculating over a stranger’s windscreen while watching them make love is one of life’s many great joys, that has unfortunately disappeared over the last 10 months or so.

“It’s particularly galling as the price of fuel has plummeted, so the cost of a meet ‘n’ beat would have been so much more manageable.

“Don’t get me wrong, we’ve tried having a go over Zoom but it just isn’t the same – plus cleaning the keyboard has been a nightmare.”

Dogging expert, Dr. Hayley Rice, said, “I don’t know why I bothered with a PhD in dogging. It’s disgusting.

“Anyway, if we don’t see an end to both the cold weather and the lockdown restrictions very soon, we could see an end to strangers meeting up in a deserted car park to have it off with each other.

“And that would be terribly sad, for them.”

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Extract by courtesy of News Thump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything will be extinct up until rona goes away, as soon as that passes dogging and many other activities will resume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Experts warn dogging “could be extinct by mid-February”

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Much like many of its participants, the dogging scene is on its knees.

A perfect storm of lockdown restrictions and freezing temperatures have seen instances of the popular outdoor rutting pursuit drop by 98.7% in the last quarter of 2020, with only one dogging event taking place just outside Scunthorpe.

“It’s terribly sad,” said dogging enthusiast, Simon Williams, who asked not to be named.

“Ejaculating over a stranger’s windscreen while watching them make love is one of life’s many great joys, that has unfortunately disappeared over the last 10 months or so.

“It’s particularly galling as the price of fuel has plummeted, so the cost of a meet ‘n’ beat would have been so much more manageable.

“Don’t get me wrong, we’ve tried having a go over Zoom but it just isn’t the same – plus cleaning the keyboard has been a nightmare.”

Dogging expert, Dr. Hayley Rice, said, “I don’t know why I bothered with a PhD in dogging. It’s disgusting.

“Anyway, if we don’t see an end to both the cold weather and the lockdown restrictions very soon, we could see an end to strangers meeting up in a deserted car park to have it off with each other.

“And that would be terribly sad, for them.”

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Extract by courtesy of News Thump"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a job as a "dogging expert"

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogging is for life not just for covid

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I'd like a job as a "dogging expert"

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Do you think you could go from an amateur to then taking it up professionally? I wonder how career progression works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogging expert

Fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fantastic reporting

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries


"I'd like a job as a "dogging expert"

Do you think you could go from an amateur to then taking it up professionally? I wonder how career progression works"

I reckon just good old dogged determination could do it?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Deja vu

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I'd like a job as a "dogging expert"

Do you think you could go from an amateur to then taking it up professionally? I wonder how career progression works

I reckon just good old dogged determination could do it? "

I know you’re keen to take it up, yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dogging is for life not just for covid "

Lol

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