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"i love the kissing.cuddling,and sex on a meet,but what i dont like at the end of a meet is when i go in for a kiss.i dont mean a full blown snog(although it does happen sometimes)some of the guy's (not all) will turn away so i kiss their cheek instead of their lips. I hate this.stop doing it guys please kiss me on the lips at the end of the meet." You wouldn't have me turn away for sure x | |||
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"i love the kissing.cuddling,and sex on a meet,but what i dont like at the end of a meet is when i go in for a kiss.i dont mean a full blown snog(although it does happen sometimes)some of the guy's (not all) will turn away so i kiss their cheek instead of their lips. I hate this.stop doing it guys please kiss me on the lips at the end of the meet." imo shows they had what they wanted no respect for how its been given, tbf cant really do fun without kissing part best part of foreplay x bet you missing the club like us xx | |||
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"They are probably aware that you'll catch the feels from them if they are silly enough to kiss you after sex. No, being serious, I think that sometimes for men the excitement of what they've done quickly dissolves once they've climaxed and they aren't feeling as in the mood for kissing, more for a sleep. Sometimes they might be being a bit of a dick though." 100% Agree | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone. "That is horrendous. Some people wouldn't know respect and decency if it hit them in the face. | |||
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"i love the kissing.cuddling,and sex on a meet,but what i dont like at the end of a meet is when i go in for a kiss.i dont mean a full blown snog(although it does happen sometimes)some of the guy's (not all) will turn away so i kiss their cheek instead of their lips. I hate this.stop doing it guys please kiss me on the lips at the end of the meet." That’s just wrong on so many levels, you’d get a full on snog for sure | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
That is horrendous. Some people wouldn't know respect and decency if it hit them in the face."Okay it's not a relationship in the real romance form. But I think if you have agreed to pleasure each other and enjoy sexual intamcy then I would argue a hug and kiss at the end is the least you should want to do. It's a show of thank you and respect. Not everyone gets that I suppose. | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
That is horrendous. Some people wouldn't know respect and decency if it hit them in the face."I just couldnt believe it. That someone could be that rude and yeah it did bring me down for a bit. He even had the nerve to messsge few weeks later asking to meet again.. I wanted to message back telling him what a piece of sh@t he was. But just blocked and deleted instead. Not worth my time or energy. | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
That is horrendous. Some people wouldn't know respect and decency if it hit them in the face.
I just couldnt believe it. That someone could be that rude and yeah it did bring me down for a bit. He even had the nerve to messsge few weeks later asking to meet again.. I wanted to message back telling him what a piece of sh@t he was. But just blocked and deleted instead. Not worth my time or energy. "Good on you but what an absolute tosser 
You’re gorgeous and a cuddle and a kiss would be anyone’s pleasure 
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"i love the kissing.cuddling,and sex on a meet,but what i dont like at the end of a meet is when i go in for a kiss.i dont mean a full blown snog(although it does happen sometimes)some of the guy's (not all) will turn away so i kiss their cheek instead of their lips. I hate this. stop doing it guys please kiss me on the lips at the end of the meet." Sounds like a piss poor cop out way of saying there is not going to be a repeat.. Fucking some men, I know some women too, but Jesus, just let her go with some dignity. | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
That is horrendous. Some people wouldn't know respect and decency if it hit them in the face.
I just couldnt believe it. That someone could be that rude and yeah it did bring me down for a bit. He even had the nerve to messsge few weeks later asking to meet again.. I wanted to message back telling him what a piece of sh@t he was. But just blocked and deleted instead. Not worth my time or energy.
Good on you but what an absolute tosser
You’re gorgeous and a cuddle and a kiss would be anyone’s pleasure
Too many arseholes make it difficult for good folk "Ahh thanks for that 
I've had a few weird endings but that was by far the worst lol But even tho, hard as it can be sometimes, you shouldn't others by the actions of people before them. There are some good eggs on here. | |||
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"i love the kissing.cuddling,and sex on a meet,but what i dont like at the end of a meet is when i go in for a kiss.i dont mean a full blown snog(although it does happen sometimes)some of the guy's (not all) will turn away so i kiss their cheek instead of their lips. I hate this.stop doing it guys please kiss me on the lips at the end of the meet." Try me again | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone. "Nooooo!! My jaw literally dropped when I read that. How bloody horrible x V | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
Nooooo!! My jaw literally dropped when I read that. How bloody horrible x
V"It also taught me anither valuable lesson, which is, if getting a hotel, make sure you their half if the cost up front as i ended up paying the whole bill.
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"The bloke got what he came for basically, a fuck, and doesn't want the hand holding and snuggling. If it doesn't tally with what you seek from a meet, don't invite him back for seconds. It's amazing how many men behave shitty during or after a meet and then text you months or even years later wondering if you are up for another go (translation- they are horny and havent got any other options). " !! | |||
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" It also taught me anither valuable lesson, which is, if getting a hotel, make sure you their half if the cost up front as i ended up paying the whole bill.
Had a break after that bit glad I came back as their are some great people on here "Just when I thought it couldn’t have been any worse
Wow, that was a horrible experience for you. Glad it didn’t put you off. Yes, we’ve met and made some lovely friends on here. Hope there’s happy times ahead for you. | |||
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"Oh i don't know.. one last kiss might lead to another erection "This And what's wrong with that ... | |||
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"i love the kissing.cuddling,and sex on a meet,but what i dont like at the end of a meet is when i go in for a kiss.i dont mean a full blown snog(although it does happen sometimes)some of the guy's (not all) will turn away so i kiss their cheek instead of their lips. I hate this.stop doing it guys please kiss me on the lips at the end of the meet." Both pair of lips ? | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
Nooooo!! My jaw literally dropped when I read that. How bloody horrible x
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It also taught me anither valuable lesson, which is, if getting a hotel, make sure you their half if the cost up front as i ended up paying the whole bill.
Had a break after that bit glad I came back as their are some great people on here ". I've been stung a couple times myself ... if they can't accommodate they have to book the hotel themselves then give your half to them when there ... If they're worried about it showing on their bank statement ... it's their problem not yours | |||
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"I was very interested in this ..... I hate protracted goodbyes with strangers. I don't sign up for a brief love affair.. Politeness , a peck, a bye bye , a smile....... But lets not start acting out like we are going to cry into our hankies cos the person we'd never met 4 hours ago might never be seen again ...... No snogging after. Snogs are before and during. Snogs are build ups and sustainers..... they are NOT enders. " I disagree, if I had the hots for the guy before and during ... I would hope that I'd still feel the same after and therefore a snog goodbye is totally in order. And no there will be no tears and I might not see him again but so what ? I want that last passionate embrace and even a light brush at his dick as a parting gesture | |||
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"I was very interested in this ..... I hate protracted goodbyes with strangers. I don't sign up for a brief love affair.. Politeness , a peck, a bye bye , a smile....... But lets not start acting out like we are going to cry into our hankies cos the person we'd never met 4 hours ago might never be seen again ...... No snogging after. Snogs are before and during. Snogs are build ups and sustainers..... they are NOT enders. I disagree, if I had the hots for the guy before and during ... I would hope that I'd still feel the same after and therefore a snog goodbye is totally in order. And no there will be no tears and I might not see him again but so what ? I want that last passionate embrace and even a light brush at his dick as a parting gesture " | |||
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" It also taught me anither valuable lesson, which is, if getting a hotel, make sure you their half if the cost up front as i ended up paying the whole bill.
Had a break after that bit glad I came back as their are some great people on here
Just when I thought it couldn’t have been any worse
Wow, that was a horrible experience for you. Glad it didn’t put you off. Yes, we’ve met and made some lovely friends on here. Hope there’s happy times ahead for you. "It was a harsh introduction for sure lol And never admitted the but about him not paying his way but yeah..im glad I came back. There are some great people on here and happy I diddnt let 1 person nearly ruin it all for me! | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
Nooooo!! My jaw literally dropped when I read that. How bloody horrible x
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It also taught me anither valuable lesson, which is, if getting a hotel, make sure you their half if the cost up front as i ended up paying the whole bill.
Had a break after that bit glad I came back as their are some great people on here .
I've been stung a couple times myself ... if they can't accommodate they have to book the hotel themselves then give your half to them when there ... If they're worried about it showing on their bank statement ... it's their problem not yours "Yes..why don't I do That! Well that's solved that one! Lmao I find it somewhat rare to find a guy that can accommodate | |||
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"The bloke got what he came for basically, a fuck, and doesn't want the hand holding and snuggling. If it doesn't tally with what you seek from a meet, don't invite him back for seconds. It's amazing how many men behave shitty during or after a meet and then text you months or even years later wondering if you are up for another go (translation- they are horny and havent got any other options). " Shit, they're on to us  | |||
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"Kissing before and during fun then yes , but when it time to say goodbye it doesn’t bother me either way " | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
That is horrendous. Some people wouldn't know respect and decency if it hit them in the face.
I just couldnt believe it. That someone could be that rude and yeah it did bring me down for a bit. He even had the nerve to messsge few weeks later asking to meet again.. I wanted to message back telling him what a piece of sh@t he was. But just blocked and deleted instead. Not worth my time or energy. "Good on you he was a grade A jerk x | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
That is horrendous. Some people wouldn't know respect and decency if it hit them in the face.
I just couldnt believe it. That someone could be that rude and yeah it did bring me down for a bit. He even had the nerve to messsge few weeks later asking to meet again.. I wanted to message back telling him what a piece of sh@t he was. But just blocked and deleted instead. Not worth my time or energy.
Good on you he was a grade A jerk x"Thanks. Hard lesson to learn but at least it happened early on. C'est la vie. | |||
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"When I've cum I'd rather grab my stone islands and Hugo boss t shirt Nike's and phone and jump outta the windo than do lovey doovy kisses ... I've shot my lot get me outta ereeeeeeee "I can't decide if this is serious or sarcasm. | |||
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"When I've cum I'd rather grab my stone islands and Hugo boss t shirt Nike's and phone and jump outta the windo than do lovey doovy kisses ... I've shot my lot get me outta ereeeeeeee
I can't decide if this is serious or sarcasm."Profile made me proper laugh... | |||
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"Gald it's not just me then. Sometimes seems as soon as the clothes are back on that's it. Few years back after the shenanigans were both dressed and I poped into the bathroom to try and sort my hair out..and heard the room door open and close. Came back out and he's gone.
That is horrendous. Some people wouldn't know respect and decency if it hit them in the face.
I just couldnt believe it. That someone could be that rude and yeah it did bring me down for a bit. He even had the nerve to messsge few weeks later asking to meet again.. I wanted to message back telling him what a piece of sh@t he was. But just blocked and deleted instead. Not worth my time or energy.
Good on you he was a grade A jerk x"The flipside is the guy who won't leave... | |||
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"Ok this is true..I'm not lying I promise... Met this bird from Warrington ,pics filtered to fuck but she wants it so is gonna get it . We've got a nice hotel booked so gonna go drop stuff off and go for a drink somewhere . Things don't go to plan , we end up fucking straight away like 3 fucking hours at it .. then we get ready to go out somewhere nice . She turns into a monster , ruins the gaff chucking shite everywhere and singing like she's in the fucking voice and I'm will I am ,empties her make up bag on the bed and ruins it then her ex calls and he's going in about where is she so she only fucking tells him and then they spend 15 mins talking about me I'm sat on the bastard bed !!..anyway this is dragging on let's move to the get me outta here bit. I take her in the morning for breakfast at Starbucks , she's gone Psycho and talking about getting a tattoo with my name on and she wants to come my house and then meet my mum (like fuck!!) ..I endure 2 maybe 3 hours of this then I finally managed to feed her water her and get back to hers .. I park in the middle of the busy car lined road with the door open and engine running and take her crap & suitcase sized makeup bag back to the house .. she's saying come inside meet my daughter and I'm thinking the fucking motors in the road ,engine running door open what should I do ??? Guess "You said “hang on pet, the fucking car ain’t going to park itself!” And then got in the car, stared moodily into the distance, contemplated doing a runner but thought to yourself “fuck it! I came this far I ain’t backing away now!” Then you slammed the steering wheel for getting yourself into such a tricky position, reverse parked your car quickly, got out, went in the house and said “alright sugar tits, mine is a tea with milk and no sugar, cos I’m fucking sweet enough”. Am I right? | |||
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"Like finishing your pudding in a restaurant and then running out on the bill. Got what they wanted then scarper." brilliant | |||
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"Like finishing your pudding in a restaurant and then running out on the bill. Got what they wanted then scarper. brilliant "To be fair if I think "what the fuuuuuuck am I doing with this moron?" halfway through a meet, by the time the end comes I'm practically kicking em out the door. I'm more of a fistbump fareweller than a kisser unless I'm proper into them, which is rare. | |||
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"Ok this is true..I'm not lying I promise... Met this bird from Warrington ,pics filtered to fuck but she wants it so is gonna get it . We've got a nice hotel booked so gonna go drop stuff off and go for a drink somewhere . Things don't go to plan , we end up fucking straight away like 3 fucking hours at it .. then we get ready to go out somewhere nice . She turns into a monster , ruins the gaff chucking shite everywhere and singing like she's in the fucking voice and I'm will I am ,empties her make up bag on the bed and ruins it then her ex calls and he's going in about where is she so she only fucking tells him and then they spend 15 mins talking about me I'm sat on the bastard bed !!..anyway this is dragging on let's move to the get me outta here bit. I take her in the morning for breakfast at Starbucks , she's gone Psycho and talking about getting a tattoo with my name on and she wants to come my house and then meet my mum (like fuck!!) ..I endure 2 maybe 3 hours of this then I finally managed to feed her water her and get back to hers .. I park in the middle of the busy car lined road with the door open and engine running and take her crap & suitcase sized makeup bag back to the house .. she's saying come inside meet my daughter and I'm thinking the fucking motors in the road ,engine running door open what should I do ??? Guess
You said “hang on pet, the fucking car ain’t going to park itself!” And then got in the car, stared moodily into the distance, contemplated doing a runner but thought to yourself “fuck it! I came this far I ain’t backing away now!” Then you slammed the steering wheel for getting yourself into such a tricky position, reverse parked your car quickly, got out, went in the house and said “alright sugar tits, mine is a tea with milk and no sugar, cos I’m fucking sweet enough”.
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"Ok this is true..I'm not lying I promise... Met this bird from Warrington ,pics filtered to fuck but she wants it so is gonna get it . We've got a nice hotel booked so gonna go drop stuff off and go for a drink somewhere . Things don't go to plan , we end up fucking straight away like 3 fucking hours at it .. then we get ready to go out somewhere nice . She turns into a monster , ruins the gaff chucking shite everywhere and singing like she's in the fucking voice and I'm will I am ,empties her make up bag on the bed and ruins it then her ex calls and he's going in about where is she so she only fucking tells him and then they spend 15 mins talking about me I'm sat on the bastard bed !!..anyway this is dragging on let's move to the get me outta here bit. I take her in the morning for breakfast at Starbucks , she's gone Psycho and talking about getting a tattoo with my name on and she wants to come my house and then meet my mum (like fuck!!) ..I endure 2 maybe 3 hours of this then I finally managed to feed her water her and get back to hers .. I park in the middle of the busy car lined road with the door open and engine running and take her crap & suitcase sized makeup bag back to the house .. she's saying come inside meet my daughter and I'm thinking the fucking motors in the road ,engine running door open what should I do ??? Guess "Too late by then, the kid's already ran out to your car hugging you and calling you daddy. Her mum who was babysitting swaggers out to you adorning a wedding outfit. You're fucked mate. | |||
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I understand that bit of guilt people can feel but I would be miffed not to get a kiss or hug goodbye.
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"Ok this is true..I'm not lying I promise... Met this bird from Warrington ,pics filtered to fuck but she wants it so is gonna get it . We've got a nice hotel booked so gonna go drop stuff off and go for a drink somewhere . Things don't go to plan , we end up fucking straight away like 3 fucking hours at it .. then we get ready to go out somewhere nice . She turns into a monster , ruins the gaff chucking shite everywhere and singing like she's in the fucking voice and I'm will I am ,empties her make up bag on the bed and ruins it then her ex calls and he's going in about where is she so she only fucking tells him and then they spend 15 mins talking about me I'm sat on the bastard bed !!..anyway this is dragging on let's move to the get me outta here bit. I take her in the morning for breakfast at Starbucks , she's gone Psycho and talking about getting a tattoo with my name on and she wants to come my house and then meet my mum (like fuck!!) ..I endure 2 maybe 3 hours of this then I finally managed to feed her water her and get back to hers .. I park in the middle of the busy car lined road with the door open and engine running and take her crap & suitcase sized makeup bag back to the house .. she's saying come inside meet my daughter and I'm thinking the fucking motors in the road ,engine running door open what should I do ??? Guess
Too late by then, the kid's already ran out to your car hugging you and calling you daddy.
Her mum who was babysitting swaggers out to you adorning a wedding outfit.
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"Ok this is true..I'm not lying I promise... Met this bird from Warrington ,pics filtered to fuck but she wants it so is gonna get it . We've got a nice hotel booked so gonna go drop stuff off and go for a drink somewhere . Things don't go to plan , we end up fucking straight away like 3 fucking hours at it .. then we get ready to go out somewhere nice . She turns into a monster , ruins the gaff chucking shite everywhere and singing like she's in the fucking voice and I'm will I am ,empties her make up bag on the bed and ruins it then her ex calls and he's going in about where is she so she only fucking tells him and then they spend 15 mins talking about me I'm sat on the bastard bed !!..anyway this is dragging on let's move to the get me outta here bit. I take her in the morning for breakfast at Starbucks , she's gone Psycho and talking about getting a tattoo with my name on and she wants to come my house and then meet my mum (like fuck!!) ..I endure 2 maybe 3 hours of this then I finally managed to feed her water her and get back to hers .. I park in the middle of the busy car lined road with the door open and engine running and take her crap & suitcase sized makeup bag back to the house .. she's saying come inside meet my daughter and I'm thinking the fucking motors in the road ,engine running door open what should I do ??? Guess
You said “hang on pet, the fucking car ain’t going to park itself!” And then got in the car, stared moodily into the distance, contemplated doing a runner but thought to yourself “fuck it! I came this far I ain’t backing away now!” Then you slammed the steering wheel for getting yourself into such a tricky position, reverse parked your car quickly, got out, went in the house and said “alright sugar tits, mine is a tea with milk and no sugar, cos I’m fucking sweet enough”.
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"Ok this is true..I'm not lying I promise... Met this bird from Warrington ,pics filtered to fuck but she wants it so is gonna get it . We've got a nice hotel booked so gonna go drop stuff off and go for a drink somewhere . Things don't go to plan , we end up fucking straight away like 3 fucking hours at it .. then we get ready to go out somewhere nice . She turns into a monster , ruins the gaff chucking shite everywhere and singing like she's in the fucking voice and I'm will I am ,empties her make up bag on the bed and ruins it then her ex calls and he's going in about where is she so she only fucking tells him and then they spend 15 mins talking about me I'm sat on the bastard bed !!..anyway this is dragging on let's move to the get me outta here bit. I take her in the morning for breakfast at Starbucks , she's gone Psycho and talking about getting a tattoo with my name on and she wants to come my house and then meet my mum (like fuck!!) ..I endure 2 maybe 3 hours of this then I finally managed to feed her water her and get back to hers .. I park in the middle of the busy car lined road with the door open and engine running and take her crap & suitcase sized makeup bag back to the house .. she's saying come inside meet my daughter and I'm thinking the fucking motors in the road ,engine running door open what should I do ??? Guess "This is why im not big accomidating to start lol | |||
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"Ok this is true..I'm not lying I promise... Met this bird from Warrington ,pics filtered to fuck but she wants it so is gonna get it . We've got a nice hotel booked so gonna go drop stuff off and go for a drink somewhere . Things don't go to plan , we end up fucking straight away like 3 fucking hours at it .. then we get ready to go out somewhere nice . She turns into a monster , ruins the gaff chucking shite everywhere and singing like she's in the fucking voice and I'm will I am ,empties her make up bag on the bed and ruins it then her ex calls and he's going in about where is she so she only fucking tells him and then they spend 15 mins talking about me I'm sat on the bastard bed !!..anyway this is dragging on let's move to the get me outta here bit. I take her in the morning for breakfast at Starbucks , she's gone Psycho and talking about getting a tattoo with my name on and she wants to come my house and then meet my mum (like fuck!!) ..I endure 2 maybe 3 hours of this then I finally managed to feed her water her and get back to hers .. I park in the middle of the busy car lined road with the door open and engine running and take her crap & suitcase sized makeup bag back to the house .. she's saying come inside meet my daughter and I'm thinking the fucking motors in the road ,engine running door open what should I do ??? Guess
You said “hang on pet, the fucking car ain’t going to park itself!” And then got in the car, stared moodily into the distance, contemplated doing a runner but thought to yourself “fuck it! I came this far I ain’t backing away now!” Then you slammed the steering wheel for getting yourself into such a tricky position, reverse parked your car quickly, got out, went in the house and said “alright sugar tits, mine is a tea with milk and no sugar, cos I’m fucking sweet enough”.
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"Ok this is true..I'm not lying I promise... Met this bird from Warrington ,pics filtered to fuck but she wants it so is gonna get it . We've got a nice hotel booked so gonna go drop stuff off and go for a drink somewhere . Things don't go to plan , we end up fucking straight away like 3 fucking hours at it .. then we get ready to go out somewhere nice . She turns into a monster , ruins the gaff chucking shite everywhere and singing like she's in the fucking voice and I'm will I am ,empties her make up bag on the bed and ruins it then her ex calls and he's going in about where is she so she only fucking tells him and then they spend 15 mins talking about me I'm sat on the bastard bed !!..anyway this is dragging on let's move to the get me outta here bit. I take her in the morning for breakfast at Starbucks , she's gone Psycho and talking about getting a tattoo with my name on and she wants to come my house and then meet my mum (like fuck!!) ..I endure 2 maybe 3 hours of this then I finally managed to feed her water her and get back to hers .. I park in the middle of the busy car lined road with the door open and engine running and take her crap & suitcase sized makeup bag back to the house .. she's saying come inside meet my daughter and I'm thinking the fucking motors in the road ,engine running door open what should I do ??? Guess
Too late by then, the kid's already ran out to your car hugging you and calling you daddy.
Her mum who was babysitting swaggers out to you adorning a wedding outfit.
You're fucked mate.
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"i love the kissing.cuddling,and sex on a meet,but what i dont like at the end of a meet is when i go in for a kiss.i dont mean a full blown snog(although it does happen sometimes)some of the guy's (not all) will turn away so i kiss their cheek instead of their lips. I hate this.stop doing it guys please kiss me on the lips at the end of the meet." Sorry to hear this Denise. Is it all men, most men, or one or two in particular? I can honestly say I’ve never done this, and will always give a peck on the lips with a “See you next time?” with a smile and a cheeky wink | |||
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