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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... or grand ones for some?

I love the feel of a cock waking up in my hand, and the sight of a sleepy one getting aroused while I undress in front of the gentleman, mmmmmm....

What are yours?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Silly little things do it for me as well. When a guy is being really naughty and he just stops looks at you smiles and winks i like that

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

the feel of a womans warm back against my tummy and watching a woman doing a seductive strip tease in ront of me

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

front*

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"the feel of a womans warm back against my tummy and watching a woman doing a seductive strip tease in ront of me

Hey anyone would think it was STILL your birthday!

Hope u had a great day hun.

Christalx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"... or grand ones for some?

I love the feel of a cock waking up in my hand, and the sight of a sleepy one getting aroused while I undress in front of the gentleman, mmmmmm....

What are yours?

Ohhhhh morning surprise planned for someone then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i adore that look a man gives you when he wants ya really really bad , that i have to have look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_emmefatale's eyes do it for me

Tony

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"_emmefatale's eyes do it for me

Tony

they go black you know! Mmmmmmmm

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

now whats all this about then ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here."

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

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looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

You don't happen to have a French maids outfit handy do you?

Tony

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

Well my pm in box is drier than a witch’s tits for some reason. Any clues femme??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

Well my pm in box is drier than a witch’s tits for some reason. Any clues femme??

"
whatever do you mean ????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

You don't happen to have a French maids outfit handy do you?

Tony

"
i have a few..hang on let me go look .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

You don't happen to have a French maids outfit handy do you?

Tony

i have a few..hang on let me go look ....."

wooohooo, I will have my curry with no spice then please, I'm sure you will look hot enough

Tony

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

You don't happen to have a French maids outfit handy do you?

Tony

i have a few..hang on let me go look .....

wooohooo, I will have my curry with no spice then please, I'm sure you will look hot enough

Tony

You eat the curry and i'll gobble up the waitress

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

You don't happen to have a French maids outfit handy do you?

Tony

i have a few..hang on let me go look .....

wooohooo, I will have my curry with no spice then please, I'm sure you will look hot enough

Tony

You eat the curry and i'll gobble up the waitress

"
well you seem to have it sorted between you all....let me know the details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

You don't happen to have a French maids outfit handy do you?

Tony

i have a few..hang on let me go look .....

wooohooo, I will have my curry with no spice then please, I'm sure you will look hot enough

Tony

You eat the curry and i'll gobble up the waitress

I'm happy with that as i'm quite a shy person when it comes to that.. thats why i'm a voyeur only..

But Shaz might might put up a fight

Tony

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"hehe

Now i'm hungry!

Tony

Want a curry? Thinking of going for one here.

Will _emmefatale be serving?

Tony

Well...................

looks like you lot have it all sorted!!!!

You don't happen to have a French maids outfit handy do you?

Tony

i have a few..hang on let me go look .....

wooohooo, I will have my curry with no spice then please, I'm sure you will look hot enough

Tony

You eat the curry and i'll gobble up the waitress

I'm happy with that as i'm quite a shy person when it comes to that.. thats why i'm a voyeur only..

But Shaz might might put up a fight

Tony

Shy?? Naaaaaaa don't believe ya!

As for fighting, well there are things far more fun than fighting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You eat the curry and i'll gobble up the waitress

I'm happy with that as i'm quite a shy person when it comes to that.. thats why i'm a voyeur only..

But Shaz might might put up a fight

Tony

Shy?? Naaaaaaa don't believe ya!

As for fighting, well there are things far more fun than fighting lol"

LOL, you had better believe it! I think most peeps would of pissed themselves laughing if they seen me the first (and only) time I ever tried to swing..

Was trembling from head to toe! Just couldn't do it.. never dared to try again, I felt like a right plank

So now.. just a voyeur

Tony

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You eat the curry and i'll gobble up the waitress

I'm happy with that as i'm quite a shy person when it comes to that.. thats why i'm a voyeur only..

But Shaz might might put up a fight

Tony

Shy?? Naaaaaaa don't believe ya!

As for fighting, well there are things far more fun than fighting lol

LOL, you had better believe it! I think most peeps would of pissed themselves laughing if they seen me the first (and only) time I ever tried to swing..

Was trembling from head to toe! Just couldn't do it.. never dared to try again, I felt like a right plank

So now.. just a voyeur

Tony

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i found i little red riding hood outfit ...is that any good ??????? may need repairing tho

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"You eat the curry and i'll gobble up the waitress

I'm happy with that as i'm quite a shy person when it comes to that.. thats why i'm a voyeur only..

But Shaz might might put up a fight

Tony

Shy?? Naaaaaaa don't believe ya!

As for fighting, well there are things far more fun than fighting lol

LOL, you had better believe it! I think most peeps would of pissed themselves laughing if they seen me the first (and only) time I ever tried to swing..

Was trembling from head to toe! Just couldn't do it.. never dared to try again, I felt like a right plank

So now.. just a voyeur

Tony

i found i little red riding hood outfit ...is that any good ??????? may need repairing tho

And how did it get torn????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You eat the curry and i'll gobble up the waitress

I'm happy with that as i'm quite a shy person when it comes to that.. thats why i'm a voyeur only..

But Shaz might might put up a fight

Tony

Shy?? Naaaaaaa don't believe ya!

As for fighting, well there are things far more fun than fighting lol

LOL, you had better believe it! I think most peeps would of pissed themselves laughing if they seen me the first (and only) time I ever tried to swing..

Was trembling from head to toe! Just couldn't do it.. never dared to try again, I felt like a right plank

So now.. just a voyeur

Tony

i found i little red riding hood outfit ...is that any good ??????? may need repairing tho

Yes that will be fine!

No need to repair it though, get him to tear it more!

Tony

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"You eat the curry and i'll gobble up the waitress

I'm happy with that as i'm quite a shy person when it comes to that.. thats why i'm a voyeur only..

But Shaz might might put up a fight

Tony

Shy?? Naaaaaaa don't believe ya!

As for fighting, well there are things far more fun than fighting lol

LOL, you had better believe it! I think most peeps would of pissed themselves laughing if they seen me the first (and only) time I ever tried to swing..

Was trembling from head to toe! Just couldn't do it.. never dared to try again, I felt like a right plank

So now.. just a voyeur

Tony

i found i little red riding hood outfit ...is that any good ??????? may need repairing tho

Yes that will be fine!

No need to repair it though, get him to tear it more!

Tony

More??? She will be in the chuff if it gets torn any more!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More??? She will be in the chuff if it gets torn any more!!!

Hmmmmmm I might not be able to cope if I seen them eyes on a nude woman

Tony ;

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"More??? She will be in the chuff if it gets torn any more!!!

Hmmmmmm I might not be able to cope if I seen them eyes on a nude woman

Tony ;"

Well she aint no man with them there waterwings

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"More??? She will be in the chuff if it gets torn any more!!!

Hmmmmmm I might not be able to cope if I seen them eyes on a nude woman

Tony ;

Well she aint no man with them there waterwings

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glad ya noticed !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is the bar still open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, what's the topic?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hard fucking ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That first passionate kiss when he walks in and its difficult to move away so you just carry on where your standing.

(on the stairs)

mmmmmmmmmm how nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The snuggle after we have both climaxed

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

post coital cigarette

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"post coital cigarette

I don't smoke, and would not allow smoking in the bedroom

Talking dirty over the phone recalling the fun we had...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"post coital cigarette

I don't smoke, and would not allow smoking in the bedroom

Talking dirty over the phone recalling the fun we had...

"
who said i has sex in the bedroom ????

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"post coital cigarette

I don't smoke, and would not allow smoking in the bedroom

Talking dirty over the phone recalling the fun we had...

who said i has sex in the bedroom ????

That's a tempting offer!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who said i has sex in the bedroom ????

True!

Too cold for outdoor fun for me though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"who said i has sex in the bedroom ????

True!

Too cold for outdoor fun for me though

"
what about stairs? dining room? kitchen ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what about stairs? dining room? kitchen ???

I'd break my back on the stairs!!!

Kitchen diner is too messy, and the worktop is granite, frigging cold to touch!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"what about stairs? dining room? kitchen ???

I'd break my back on the stairs!!!

Kitchen diner is too messy, and the worktop is granite, frigging cold to touch!

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conservatory???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"conservatory???"

Don't have one, as I don't like them.

Garden is out as it is overlooked by the neighbours

The sofa is up for consideration - Mr. Hot Date and I talked about it earlier this evening

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Car bonnet after its warmed up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Car bonnet after its warmed up

Risk of paint scratch, not a good idea!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Car bonnet after its warmed up

Risk of paint scratch, not a good idea!

"
aston martin ? yes please!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Will a M5 do??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i would prefer a black aston martin .............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Back to topic...

Pearl necklace!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

dont like it on ya face then???

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

So who is having the necklace first lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So who is having the necklace first lol

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i prefer a facial..

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

erm whats a oearl neclace( if it's not real pearls we are talking about here)

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"So who is having the necklace first lol

i prefer a facial.."

One coming up, close ya eyes babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont like it on ya face then???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"erm whats a oearl neclace( if it's not real pearls we are talking about here)

And you call yourself a swinger???!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"erm whats a oearl neclace( if it's not real pearls we are talking about here)

And you call yourself a swinger???!!!

You already have one pearl one, want another

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over a year ago

"erm whats a oearl neclace( if it's not real pearls we are talking about here)

And you call yourself a swinger???!!!

You already have one pearl one, want another

I have plenty more

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"erm whats a oearl neclace( if it's not real pearls we are talking about here)

And you call yourself a swinger???!!!

You already have one pearl one, want another

I have plenty more

You want a high necked one or a cleavage one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"erm whats a oearl neclace( if it's not real pearls we are talking about here)

And you call yourself a swinger???!!!

You already have one pearl one, want another

I have plenty more

You want a high necked one or a cleavage one

Or one to hang round the waist and perhaps a bit lower!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"erm whats a oearl neclace( if it's not real pearls we are talking about here)

And you call yourself a swinger???!!!

You already have one pearl one, want another

I have plenty more

You want a high necked one or a cleavage one

Or one to hang round the waist and perhaps a bit lower!

So are we sharing her then? You bottom half and me top lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"erm whats a oearl neclace( if it's not real pearls we are talking about here)

And you call yourself a swinger???!!!

You already have one pearl one, want another

I have plenty more

You want a high necked one or a cleavage one

Or one to hang round the waist and perhaps a bit lower!

So are we sharing her then? You bottom half and me top lol"

Well that must be down to the lady in question, but surely she can't refuse such generous gifts

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"erm whats a oearl neclace( if it's not real pearls we are talking about here)

And you call yourself a swinger???!!!

You already have one pearl one, want another

I have plenty more

You want a high necked one or a cleavage one

Or one to hang round the waist and perhaps a bit lower!

So are we sharing her then? You bottom half and me top lol

Well that must be down to the lady in question, but surely she can't refuse such generous gifts

Shhhhhhh be quiet or they will all want two!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How could I possibly refuse such generous gifts?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How could I possibly refuse such generous gifts?

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you cant so do as your told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just love teasing...especially in the office...i am a terrible flirt and gets me in trouble....and women look more than men sometimes !

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