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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know "

Ok, I wont take advantage then.

You are free to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie back, this won't hurt

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know "

You may have preferences but are you even valid

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I still haven't forgiven you for making me think you got wedged in a Fleshlight.

I was totally starting to panic and my mumma instincts began kicking in.

*growls*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know "

Name one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame."

Just how I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame.

Just how I like it "

And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Name one "

I haven't thought that far ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame.

Just how I like it

And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues."

It was sarcasm lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Name one

I haven't thought that far ahead "

Lack of questions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame.

Just how I like it

And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues.

It was sarcasm lol"

I've had my sarcasm chip removed, and replaced with one that's endlessly irritated by everyone and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame."

Thats what duct tape is for... Muffle the moaning

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame.

Just how I like it

And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues.

It was sarcasm lol

I've had my sarcasm chip removed, and replaced with one that's endlessly irritated by everyone and everything."

It's called grumpy-old-manitis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame.

Thats what duct tape is for... Muffle the moaning "

Not on my watch - duct tape is for very different reasons over here. And no, I'm not a plumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame.

Just how I like it

And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues.

It was sarcasm lol

I've had my sarcasm chip removed, and replaced with one that's endlessly irritated by everyone and everything.

It's called grumpy-old-manitis "

Don't make me come over there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't start this men's feelings matter rubbish again.

That was so last year.

Know your place men, you are our sex toys.

The end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Name one

I haven't thought that far ahead

Lack of questions? "

Ok ok!

I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages

2 sentences of hi don't count by the way

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know "

Single men?

Fuck 'em.

E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because we're just pieces of meat to them Lucie

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Show me the meat!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me the meat!!

Jo.Xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know "

I don't. At my age I can't be picky

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round.

Willy wavers are partly to blame.

Just how I like it

And thus, the sea of dick pics that loads of people moan about. And the circle continues.

It was sarcasm lol

I've had my sarcasm chip removed, and replaced with one that's endlessly irritated by everyone and everything.

It's called grumpy-old-manitis

Don't make me come over there!"

You'll have to catch me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your preferences were duly noted

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Name one

I haven't thought that far ahead

Lack of questions?

Ok ok!

I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages

2 sentences of hi don't count by the way "

Bye

Bye

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Single men?

Fuck 'em.

E"

Don't mind if I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know "

Not limited to "must have a pulse" I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Name one

I haven't thought that far ahead

Lack of questions?

Ok ok!

I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages

2 sentences of hi don't count by the way "

Hi how are you

How you coping with all the lockdowns?

Seems a common theme so il roll with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookie I think this calls for a return of the #MFM movement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wookie I think this calls for a return of the #MFM movement "

Careful now!

Down with this sort of thing!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Name one

I haven't thought that far ahead

Lack of questions?

Ok ok!

I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages

2 sentences of hi don't count by the way "

Oh my god...so needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women and couples will always have it different on this site . I’m single and I have lots of preference and that’s why I use the filters .

I don’t have floods of messages tho unfortunately

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Name one

I haven't thought that far ahead

Lack of questions?

Ok ok!

I want face pics in first messages and at least 2 sentence long messages

2 sentences of hi don't count by the way

Oh my god...so needed "

Needy!!! Not needed

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Stunt cock.

That's all you are to a lot of people.

A cock with a man attached, rather than the other way round."

I wish this was significantly more true than it actually is.

My penis is why I exist. The rest of me is an unnecessarily elaborate delivery mechanism. I am an ambulatory sex toy.

But nooo... I have to be likeable and charming and hold conversations and shit. I have a big dick and I can fuck for hours, but people keep expecting me to know more than one way to tie a tie and what to do in restaurants. Don't get me started on all the fuss over not being able to wear a suit.

Stop making me do stuff I'm not good at, and just use me for the one thing I'm made for!

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Single men?

Fuck 'em.

E

Don't mind if I do! "

Come on, let's get at them.

If there's lots and I've got to have more than one at a time I don't mind.

E

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know "

Men,women,couples I'll take em all

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Men,women,couples I'll take em all "

You missed out crossdressers and now im upset and need a cuddle with a vagina

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Men,women,couples I'll take em all

You missed out crossdressers and now im upset and need a cuddle with a vagina "

I'm sorry I'll make it up to you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know

Men,women,couples I'll take em all

You missed out crossdressers and now im upset and need a cuddle with a vagina

I'm sorry I'll make it up to you "

Make sure you do as I adore vagina cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking single men for granted?

We have preferences too you know "

Sadly, single men on here are like batteries for the remote. When you need ones that work, you can't find any. When you don't need them, there's millions of shit ones gathering dust in the drawer.

Know. Your. Place!

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