FabSwingers.com forum: Happy Birthday Touvak

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

big geordie kisses darling xxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Happy Birthday to you and many more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday hun x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday hun xx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

thank you ladies for your kind birthday wishs XXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Happy birthday Touvak

Hope you had a lovely day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, happy birthday old chap... erm I mean chap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday from a much younger person!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i'd like to take this opertunitity to thank all the nice people in the forums for their birthday wish's and even those who i have yet to meet or even come accross in the forum's all off whom on the whole have made me most welcome and my time on the site a very pleasent expirence

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Happy birthday _ouvak. Take it you had a good night out down canal street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations.....or should that be commiseration?

Whatever.....Hope you had a great day!

XXXX

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

53 to old to give a dam and young enough not to care lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Fella, hope it was good.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"53 to old to give a dam and young enough not to care lol

Is it true your willy drops off at 53 and 16 days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I've just realised you actually look a bit like chakotay!

Or are you just highly logical?

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"53 to old to give a dam and young enough not to care lol

Is it true your willy drops off at 53 and 16 days!

give me 15 days and i'll get back to you on that

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"You know I've just realised you actually look a bit like chakotay!

Or are you just highly logical?

i'd have used that nikname but i couldn't spell it lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"53 to old to give a dam and young enough not to care lol

Is it true your willy drops off at 53 and 16 days!

give me 15 days and i'll get back to you on that

Get some super glue in just in case lol. don't want you to miss out on your Halloween fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate to burst your birthday bubble, but after a wee google search Tuvok is spelt... well like I just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll gloss over that one mate, don't you worry!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Hate to burst your birthday bubble, but after a wee google search Tuvok is spelt... well like I just did

You just had to get your prick in there and burst it didnt ya lol It might be the Klingon way of spelling it

If you spot one for me leave my bubble alone

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Hate to burst your birthday bubble, but after a wee google search Tuvok is spelt... well like I just did

shoot me down for an A why don't ya!!!!!! and ya boo sucks too lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Hate to burst your birthday bubble, but after a wee google search Tuvok is spelt... well like I just did

i was trying to avoid any complications with copywright too lmao

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Hate to burst your birthday bubble, but after a wee google search Tuvok is spelt... well like I just did

shoot me down for an A why don't ya!!!!!! and ya boo sucks too lol

Some people like "O" and some like "A" here! Mind its not always for spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you have that one Big Bad... I could neither prove nor disprove, lol

However Touvak... you should ask some women if they'd "baghneQ" with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baghneQ = spoon

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"baghneQ = spoon

Fuck you speak Klingon! *rushes off to do google search* !!!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"baghneQ = spoon

kahblac nahblak

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"baghneQ = spoon

kahblac nahblak"

Did you crap your pants there????

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

NUQ DAQ O' PUCHPA E

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"NUQ DAQ O' PUCHPA E

how much did you pay for it??

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

mupwI' yI'uchtaH!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"NUQ DAQ O' PUCHPA E

how much did you pay for it??"

it means where is the rest room lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"NUQ DAQ O' PUCHPA E

how much did you pay for it??

it means where is the rest room lol

Thought Klingon's didn't bother with all that formal stuff and dropped on in a corner!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

qaleghneS

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

would one like anymore TLHINGON translations ?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

nuqDaq 'oH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy FIFTY THIRD birthday _ouvak

I'm not that far behind you, 40 in july

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could get them to tickle your bIS'ub with a bo. Ask if they would Chaw you to enter their chob'a' so long as you don't Ghang. Or you could shoot from chuq'a' on their qab or chang'eng and get them to bor. What ever you do dont get butlh... and telling them at the start you have a cheb would help!

bIS'ub - bottom

bo - feather

Chaw - permit

chob'a' - main corridor

Ghang - end prematurely

chuq'a' - long range

qab - face

chang'eng - pair

bor - gurgle

butlh - dirt under the fingernails

cheb - unit weight approx 5 pounds

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

" nuqDaq 'oH "

sorry that must be a little used dialect as it's not in my TLHINGON dictionary

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

" nuqDaq 'oH

sorry that must be a little used dialect as it's not in my TLHINGON dictionary

Well hell knows what you wipe your arse on if your on a warbird!!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

laH SoH legh jIH SoS

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i think _ig bad would like this be'joy'

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"i think _ig bad would like this be'joy'

That sounds far too like BLOWJOB for me lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

it's actually " the ritual torture of the klingon female"

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

poH vaD

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"it's actually " the ritual torture of the klingon female""

Do you go to conventions???

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

no i just happen to have looked them up on google, i'm valcon you see so i don't have a translation problem as we are humanoids

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i'm going to lay my beer soaked brain to rest and get some much needed sleep, so i bid the all a good night, and again thank all those who wished me a happy birthday

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Live long and prosper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY sweetheart. all the best hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

see ya at Barnsley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Have a Good One

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

happy birthday and all that stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday touvy

hope you had a fantastic time celebrating.

big kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whos bidet is it ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday and Best Wishes from us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belated

birthday wishes hun, I was at work all day yesteday

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