FabSwingers.com forum: Hit me with your best shot

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let me have it!

Your best worst one liner. Let's plumb the depths together.

Best today in my inbox was "wanna destroy u ass"

I am sure there are better worse ones out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can pull me any time

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Love to taste your cream and smash you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can pull me any time "

Nah ... I need worse than that! Thats almost nice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to breed you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love to taste your cream and smash you

Yessss

I bet your clunge melted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can pull me any time

Nah ... I need worse than that! Thats almost nice!! "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to breed you"

Biologically tricky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to breed you

Biologically tricky!"

You'd be surprised how many ask me that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got 'Do you want a trip to penisville?'

Replied - can't see on map. Must be tiny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to breed you

Biologically tricky!

You'd be surprised how many ask me that x"

Actually, I wouldn't.... we must have the same penfriends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once got 'Do you want a trip to penisville?'

Replied - can't see on map. Must be tiny."

Class x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Love to taste your cream and smash you

Yessss

I bet your clunge melted "

Withered away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week"

When's the wedding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week"

Yeah sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to ruin your chutney tunnel

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Delivering in your area. Free for some quick van fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love to taste your cream and smash you

I had him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love to ruin your chutney tunnel

I am quite undone!

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What am I doing wrong?

That's not what I got, I don't think I get any

Lmp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Delivering in your area. Free for some quick van fun "

And they say romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What am I doing wrong?

That's not what I got, I don't think I get any

Lmp"

In that case:

Phwoarrr. U ride cok bitch?

There. You are one of us now x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm singing the Fing song hit me with your shot. Damn you Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm singing the Fing song hit me with your shot. Damn you Jennie

You know what?

Me too!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week

When's the wedding?"

Next week I'm so excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week

When's the wedding?

Next week I'm so excited

You ok for bridesmaids?

#justsayin

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By *rsLickableWoman
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Today's was...

Imagine my big fat cock pulsing warm cum deep in your pussy

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm singing the Fing song hit me with your shot. Damn you Jennie

You know what?

Me too!"

Haha I'm even doing the punching dance. Biatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm singing the Fing song hit me with your shot. Damn you Jennie

You know what?

Me too!

Haha I'm even doing the punching dance. Biatch

Yep.

And growling out the guitar riffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today's was...

Imagine my big fat cock pulsing warm cum deep in your pussy"

Oh. I think I may have just orgasmed

I mean. Just imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I didnt delete some pearls today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly, not, they just go over my head

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Me and my mate wanna smash your back door in

....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and my mate wanna smash your back door in

.... "

Call the police!

Conspiracy to burgle!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Me and my mate wanna smash your back door in

....

Call the police!

Conspiracy to burgle!"

He was the police

.... inside job!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and my mate wanna smash your back door in

....

Call the police!

Conspiracy to burgle!

He was the police

.... inside job!"

Lol

You're fucked then

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm singing the Fing song hit me with your shot. Damn you Jennie

You know what?

Me too!

Haha I'm even doing the punching dance. Biatch

Yep.

And growling out the guitar riffs.

Its bloody annoying

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week

When's the wedding?

Next week I'm so excited

You ok for bridesmaids?

#justsayin "

Get your best frock out

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Me and my mate wanna smash your back door in

....

Call the police!

Conspiracy to burgle!

He was the police

.... inside job!

Lol

You're fucked then"

Woop woop

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My favourite has been:

You want smashing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best today "I want to service you on Tuesday"

I replied (I swear) I never service my boiler on a Tuesday, only ever on a Thursday

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever” "

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever” "

I prefer licky dibs

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever” "

Its true tho

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever”

Its true tho

Fair point.... having sex in a space helmet is just my style

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"“If I sit on your face and fart, I will own you forever”

Its true tho

Fair point.... having sex in a space helmet is just my style "

Oh my dear I've missed you and your tuffet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My favourite has been:

You want smashing? "

Super smashing great!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"My favourite has been:

You want smashing?

Super smashing great!"

He didn't even offer me my bfh.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"My favourite has been:

You want smashing?

Super smashing great!"

Love the Jim Bowen

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

Go on call the police ...we will see who cums first

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By *acha1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

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By *acha1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

The best in my inbox at the minute

“can I sniff lemo off your cock” x

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

How much?

Next person to ask me that im going to find out how much im actually worth in their eyes. My curiosity is killing me. Then ill block them snd report like i always do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best in my inbox at the minute

“can I sniff lemo off your cock” x"

Well? Can I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My favourite has been:

You want smashing?

Super smashing great!

Love the Jim Bowen

Here's what you could have won x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's not beat about the Bush, I want to beat around your bush

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Love to taste your cream and smash you

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I wish you would do that to me.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I'll ruin you and make you my cum dump was a delightful one I got the other week"
wow some people are really creative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I am your next lover and you should be scared"

Positively quaking in my boots as I hit block.

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Signed on today to this message "U like being wanked over oh and I'm bigger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Signed on today to this message "U like being wanked over oh and I'm bigger" "

Did they give you an exact measurement using the sky remote technique?

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Signed on today to this message "U like being wanked over oh and I'm bigger"

Did they give you an exact measurement using the sky remote technique?

yes but I wasn't impressed he only used an amazon firestick remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my Dick is as big as the sky remote and I use it to change channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Signed on today to this message "U like being wanked over oh and I'm bigger"

Did they give you an exact measurement using the sky remote technique?

yes but I wasn't impressed he only used an amazon firestick remote

Well that's not to scale

Makes you wonder if they paid attention in maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over and touch your toes while I tickle your kidneys

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"What am I doing wrong?

That's not what I got, I don't think I get any

Lmp

In that case:

Phwoarrr. U ride cok bitch?

There. You are one of us now x"

Aww thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you (a kiss, a dance, your number etc.) That I have your name tattooed on my arse"

An ice breaker that garners mostly neutral or positive answers.

And the occasional violent one lol!

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What would you like for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you like for breakfast"

That's quite a friendly one to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ass looks like a tea-towel holder and I wanna put my tea-towel in it hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"" I am your next lover and you should be scared"

Positively quaking in my boots as I hit block. "

I am Ozymandius, king of kings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week had "I wonder what your clunge smells like". And they say romance is dead.

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Best ok I used. Mr Horny- in my younger days.

So my humour is dry but guess what I’m also great at making lady’s wet. So bad I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite has been:

You want smashing? "

Presumably they’d bought excess packet potato mix.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give us a wank with your gob gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi darling you want to see my puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want you I just want to help you create your children

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last week had "I wonder what your clunge smells like". And they say romance is dead."

I heard it smelled of sausage meat!

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles.

Too much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles.

Too much?"

A bit

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles.

Too much?

A bit"

You did ask, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles.

Too much?

A bit

You did ask, sorry. "

It was just what the thread is for. I must admit it nearly had me x

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles.

Too much?

A bit

You did ask, sorry.

It was just what the thread is for. I must admit it nearly had me x"

How about a tongue punch in the fart box lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to fill your arse with cream, use you as a dispenser for the profitteroles we'll be serving at the next hot tub party!!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm singing it again

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well when things loosen up then I will loosen you up deep and hard"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll make you so wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles.

Too much?

A bit

You did ask, sorry.

It was just what the thread is for. I must admit it nearly had me x

How about a tongue punch in the fart box lol. "

Marry me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Well when things loosen up then I will loosen you up deep and hard"

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make you so wet

Swimming pool date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral sex makes your day, Anal sex makes your hole weak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm singing it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oral sex makes your day, Anal sex makes your hole weak

Prolapse it does!

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"I want to fuck your arse until you’re farting cum bubbles.

Too much?

A bit

You did ask, sorry.

It was just what the thread is for. I must admit it nearly had me x

How about a tongue punch in the fart box lol.

Marry me!"

Face down, arse up!

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"My favourite has been:

You want smashing?

Super smashing great!

Love the Jim Bowen

Here's what you could have won x"

Sorry all your leaving with is BFH

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm singing it again

I've had a mad day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last week had "I wonder what your clunge smells like". And they say romance is dead.

I heard it smelled of sausage meat!

I thought that rumour has finally disappeared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last week had "I wonder what your clunge smells like". And they say romance is dead.

I heard it smelled of sausage meat!

I thought that rumour has finally disappeared

The word clunge makes me wince and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add to friends list Please

Lwt me eat your arse out x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll make you so wet

Swimming pool date?"

Maybe sea swimming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make you so wet

Swimming pool date?

Maybe sea swimming?"

Salty and wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fuck your fat cunt

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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago

Telford

U + me = Anal? That’s gotta work 80% of the time every time

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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago

Telford

"I would fuck your fat cunt"

Fat cunt has me in bits

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Last week had "I wonder what your clunge smells like". And they say romance is dead."

Sorry but that made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would fuck your fat cunt

Fat cunt has me in bits

Well I am glad you find it amusing young man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would fuck your fat cunt"

Fact Hunt?

Pub quiz or something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Add to friends list Please

Lwt me eat your arse out x"

I am drooling

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