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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? How did the world come to a decision that there should be 7 days in a week and stick to it after all the changes that used to happen? When did "bitch" become a bad thing? Female dogs are awesome. Who chose black as the colour for bin bags and why? What was my logic last night doing last night when I filled the bath and not only didn't get in it but decided to leave it for the morning " how was your bath?  | |||
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"Eat worms? Is that a saying?" Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, Think I’m going to eat worms.... | |||
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"Eat worms? Is that a saying? Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, Think I’m going to eat worms...." Ohhh! I did know that  | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr?" Can you do that wearing a mask and socially distanced? | |||
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"Eat worms? Is that a saying? Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, Think I’m going to eat worms.... Ohhh! I did know that "Sang it as a child | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr? Can you do that wearing a mask and socially distanced?" I'm awesome but not that awesome .
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"What causes cats to stare like they're looking at something you can't see? "They do it on purpose to unnerve you. They are masters of headfuckery... | |||
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"You've just opened up a whole can of them "Oops. It's an insight into the scary place that is my mind.... | |||
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"What causes cats to stare like they're looking at something you can't see?
They do it on purpose to unnerve you. They are masters of headfuckery..."Adorable little bastards | |||
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"Eat worms? Is that a saying?" That thought is FallenAngel's fault.... | |||
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"What causes cats to stare like they're looking at something you can't see? "I don't want to unnerve you but...they are looking at something you can't see | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because they’re orange, or is a orange called orange because oranges are orange?" Yes 
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"Eat worms? Is that a saying? It's an old song. " Now I feel old... | |||
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"I don’t know but who the hell would get in a frying pan in the first place never mind jump into a fire." Sometimes you just have to try this shiz out Doc. | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr?" Ah ha! I have no idea why I got excited then. I don't have the answer. Probably something to do with robot arms and a cantaloupe | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? How did the world come to a decision that there should be 7 days in a week and stick to it after all the changes that used to happen? When did "bitch" become a bad thing? Female dogs are awesome. Who chose black as the colour for bin bags and why? What was my logic last night doing last night when I filled the bath and not only didn't get in it but decided to leave it for the morning
how was your bath? "I have begun again. Tis currently too hot to get in. I'm not skilled at this  | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr? Ah ha! I have no idea why I got excited then. I don't have the answer. Probably something to do with robot arms and a cantaloupe "Damn! I've got a honeydew, is that any good? | |||
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"Mum used to say "always wear clean underwear incase you're in an accident". Shouldn't i just ear clean underwear for hygiene purposes?, and has anyone ever been in an accident and thought "oh shit, I still have yesterdays smalls on?" " This is the reason I stopped wearing undercrackers. I advise you do the same. And send me daily evidence that you have followed my guidance | |||
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"Mum used to say "always wear clean underwear incase you're in an accident". Shouldn't i just ear clean underwear for hygiene purposes?, and has anyone ever been in an accident and thought "oh shit, I still have yesterdays smalls on?" This is the reason I stopped wearing undercrackers. I advise you do the same. And send me daily evidence that you have followed my guidance " copy that  | |||
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"I’ve got answers to some of these but don’t know if anyone wants to hear them and are more content just musing "Gimme answers! I need closure to these riddles | |||
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"What causes cats to stare like they're looking at something you can't see? "They're attempting to mind meld and control you. At least dogs wink when they do it. | |||
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"I’ve got answers to some of these but don’t know if anyone wants to hear them and are more content just musing "PLEASE!! But only if you've answers to mine. Screw the rest of them (not literally, because plague), I asked first! | |||
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"i am not awake enough, nor have i had enough coffee, to think about these things yet NSP "You can get back to me.... you're worth the wait | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr? Ah ha! I have no idea why I got excited then. I don't have the answer. Probably something to do with robot arms and a cantaloupe
Damn! I've got a honeydew, is that any good?"Those are better for solving equations. Do you have a stick of rhubarb and a 1957 penny? | |||
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"We don't hate you, so you don't have to go to the bottom of the garden and eat worms anyway. Bin bags aren't always black. We have white ones. Weeks haven't always been seven days everywhere. For example, a 10-day week, called décade, was used in France for nine and a half years from October 1793 to April 1802. Thanks, Wikipedia! "This is my point about weeks..... how did it happen, who decided and WHY 7 DAYS? | |||
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"Mum used to say "always wear clean underwear incase you're in an accident". Shouldn't i just ear clean underwear for hygiene purposes?, and has anyone ever been in an accident and thought "oh shit, I still have yesterdays smalls on?" This is the reason I stopped wearing undercrackers. I advise you do the same. And send me daily evidence that you have followed my guidance
copy that "And if today you've already got your pants on, take them off and wear them as a hat | |||
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"Mum used to say "always wear clean underwear incase you're in an accident". Shouldn't i just ear clean underwear for hygiene purposes?, and has anyone ever been in an accident and thought "oh shit, I still have yesterdays smalls on?" " If I see a car heading towards me and I get run over, I'd say there's a good chance my underwear is going to change colour anyway. | |||
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"We don't hate you, so you don't have to go to the bottom of the garden and eat worms anyway. Bin bags aren't always black. We have white ones. Weeks haven't always been seven days everywhere. For example, a 10-day week, called décade, was used in France for nine and a half years from October 1793 to April 1802. Thanks, Wikipedia!
This is my point about weeks..... how did it happen, who decided and WHY 7 DAYS?"The Beatles had 8 days a week! | |||
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"Mum used to say "always wear clean underwear incase you're in an accident". Shouldn't i just ear clean underwear for hygiene purposes?, and has anyone ever been in an accident and thought "oh shit, I still have yesterdays smalls on?" If I see a car heading towards me and I get run over, I'd say there's a good chance my underwear is going to change colour anyway." See my advice above | |||
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"We don't hate you, so you don't have to go to the bottom of the garden and eat worms anyway. Bin bags aren't always black. We have white ones. Weeks haven't always been seven days everywhere. For example, a 10-day week, called décade, was used in France for nine and a half years from October 1793 to April 1802. Thanks, Wikipedia!
This is my point about weeks..... how did it happen, who decided and WHY 7 DAYS?
The Beatles had 8 days a week! "And why didn't it catch on?? Was it an attempt to change from the socially accepted norm to a whole new world? Or just a pretty dirty? | |||
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"We don't hate you, so you don't have to go to the bottom of the garden and eat worms anyway. Bin bags aren't always black. We have white ones. Weeks haven't always been seven days everywhere. For example, a 10-day week, called décade, was used in France for nine and a half years from October 1793 to April 1802. Thanks, Wikipedia!
This is my point about weeks..... how did it happen, who decided and WHY 7 DAYS?"I'm sure the Bible has got a lot to do with it. This might help. You could read it while your bath cools down. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Week | |||
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"We don't hate you, so you don't have to go to the bottom of the garden and eat worms anyway. Bin bags aren't always black. We have white ones. Weeks haven't always been seven days everywhere. For example, a 10-day week, called décade, was used in France for nine and a half years from October 1793 to April 1802. Thanks, Wikipedia!
This is my point about weeks..... how did it happen, who decided and WHY 7 DAYS?
I'm sure the Bible has got a lot to do with it.
This might help. You could read it while your bath cools down.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Week"Are you trying to impose actual logic onto my delirious ramblings? Ooh. You can edit Wiki..... I could have fun with this. Lockdown might be starting to have an effect | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? How did the world come to a decision that there should be 7 days in a week and stick to it after all the changes that used to happen? When did "bitch" become a bad thing? Female dogs are awesome. Who chose black as the colour for bin bags and why? What was my logic last night doing last night when I filled the bath and not only didn't get in it but decided to leave it for the morning "More to the point , nobody knows what goes on in that head of yours  | |||
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"Black bin bags to hide what’s being thrown away who really wants to see other people’s rubbish Bitch a female dog can be very nasty and attack to protect its pups and work together with other bitches in the pack when threatened and will be the first to fight " But surely blue would work as well as black? Or purple? Or grey? Or other colours? And that's not nasty of the female dog.... that's just protecty (yes, I said protecty. Not protective. I'm a rebel) | |||
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"Eat worms? Is that a saying? Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, Think I’m going to eat worms.... Ohhh! I did know that
Sang it as a child"Big ones, small ones Watch them wriggle and squirm... | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? How did the world come to a decision that there should be 7 days in a week and stick to it after all the changes that used to happen? When did "bitch" become a bad thing? Female dogs are awesome. Who chose black as the colour for bin bags and why? What was my logic last night doing last night when I filled the bath and not only didn't get in it but decided to leave it for the morning
More to the point , nobody knows what goes on in that head of yours "It's a dangerous place to visit..... | |||
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"Eat worms? Is that a saying? Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, Think I’m going to eat worms.... Ohhh! I did know that
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Big ones, small ones
Watch them wriggle and squirm..."That's the one! | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? How did the world come to a decision that there should be 7 days in a week and stick to it after all the changes that used to happen? When did "bitch" become a bad thing? Female dogs are awesome. Who chose black as the colour for bin bags and why? What was my logic last night doing last night when I filled the bath and not only didn't get in it but decided to leave it for the morning
More to the point , nobody knows what goes on in that head of yours
It's a dangerous place to visit..... "A bit like Northampton you mean | |||
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"The fruit was called l’orenge long before the colour was called orange. " Why did the french get to name it? | |||
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"Bin bags are usually black as they are made from left over material from manufacturing other plastic bags and the mix of colours comes out a random shade of grey or brown, adding black makes it more consistent. " Ah ha! Ooooh, they should do a limited edition range where they make inconsistent rolls! | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? How did the world come to a decision that there should be 7 days in a week and stick to it after all the changes that used to happen? When did "bitch" become a bad thing? Female dogs are awesome. Who chose black as the colour for bin bags and why? What was my logic last night doing last night when I filled the bath and not only didn't get in it but decided to leave it for the morning
More to the point , nobody knows what goes on in that head of yours
It's a dangerous place to visit.....
A bit like Northampton you mean "Not even my brain is that dangerous. Well. Actually.... | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? How did the world come to a decision that there should be 7 days in a week and stick to it after all the changes that used to happen? When did "bitch" become a bad thing? Female dogs are awesome. Who chose black as the colour for bin bags and why? What was my logic last night doing last night when I filled the bath and not only didn't get in it but decided to leave it for the morning
More to the point , nobody knows what goes on in that head of yours
It's a dangerous place to visit.....
A bit like Northampton you mean
Not even my brain is that dangerous.
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"The fruit was called l’orenge long before the colour was called orange. Why did the french get to name it?" Because we copied everyone else’s homework when creating the English language it’s a mix of Old English, Danish, Norse, French, Latin, Greek, Chinese, Hindi, Japanese, Dutch and Spanish, and some words from other languages. | |||
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"I have more.... Why do people still use "cooking chocolate", which should be banned under the trade descriptions act, when chocolate chocolate is now just as cheap? And why superMAN and superGIRL. Why not boy or woman?" You need some medication you do | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr?" They are currently teaching a safer version of CPR for during the pandemic, basically no breaths and cover the unresponsive persons mouth and nose with a towel or similar. Details are on the St. John ambulance site if anyone is interested. | |||
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"The fruit was called l’orenge long before the colour was called orange. Why did the french get to name it? Because we copied everyone else’s homework when creating the English language it’s a mix of Old English, Danish, Norse, French, Latin, Greek, Chinese, Hindi, Japanese, Dutch and Spanish, and some words from other languages." True. We are lazy linguists | |||
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"I have more.... Why do people still use "cooking chocolate", which should be banned under the trade descriptions act, when chocolate chocolate is now just as cheap?" Cooking chocolate has less or no sugar to allow the cook to adjust the sweetness of the recipe. | |||
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"I have more.... Why do people still use "cooking chocolate", which should be banned under the trade descriptions act, when chocolate chocolate is now just as cheap? And why superMAN and superGIRL. Why not boy or woman? You need some medication you do "I got the brown pills.... | |||
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"The fruit was called l’orenge long before the colour was called orange. Why did the french get to name it? Because we copied everyone else’s homework when creating the English language it’s a mix of Old English, Danish, Norse, French, Latin, Greek, Chinese, Hindi, Japanese, Dutch and Spanish, and some words from other languages. True. We are lazy linguists " Lazy linguists or cunning linguists? | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr? They are currently teaching a safer version of CPR for during the pandemic, basically no breaths and cover the unresponsive persons mouth and nose with a towel or similar. Details are on the St. John ambulance site if anyone is interested. " Dammit. My robot arms and cantaloupe plan are obsolete | |||
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"I have more.... And why superMAN and superGIRL. Why not boy or woman?" Because societies gender expectations are for men to be MANly and women to be GIRLy (possibly?) | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr? They are currently teaching a safer version of CPR for during the pandemic, basically no breaths and cover the unresponsive persons mouth and nose with a towel or similar. Details are on the St. John ambulance site if anyone is interested. Dammit. My robot arms and cantaloupe plan are obsolete "I prefer your idea. I have only had to do CPR once but if occasion arises again I will try your method. | |||
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"I have more.... Why do people still use "cooking chocolate", which should be banned under the trade descriptions act, when chocolate chocolate is now just as cheap? Cooking chocolate has less or no sugar to allow the cook to adjust the sweetness of the recipe. " But it doesn't even taste like chocolate! | |||
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"The fruit was called l’orenge long before the colour was called orange. Why did the french get to name it? Because we copied everyone else’s homework when creating the English language it’s a mix of Old English, Danish, Norse, French, Latin, Greek, Chinese, Hindi, Japanese, Dutch and Spanish, and some words from other languages. True. We are lazy linguists Lazy linguists or cunning linguists? " Cunning....definitely! | |||
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"I have more.... And why superMAN and superGIRL. Why not boy or woman? Because societies gender expectations are for men to be MANly and women to be GIRLy (possibly?)" That's what I thought. Damn gender expectations! | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr? They are currently teaching a safer version of CPR for during the pandemic, basically no breaths and cover the unresponsive persons mouth and nose with a towel or similar. Details are on the St. John ambulance site if anyone is interested. Dammit. My robot arms and cantaloupe plan are obsolete
I prefer your idea. I have only had to do CPR once but if occasion arises again I will try your method. "I'm not sure it'll be entirely successful but everyone around you will enjoy it more.... | |||
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"I have more.... And why superMAN and superGIRL. Why not boy or woman? Because societies gender expectations are for men to be MANly and women to be GIRLy (possibly?) That's what I thought. Damn gender expectations!" Because that would encroach on Wonder Woman, God forbid they got them mixed up | |||
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"I have more.... Why do people still use "cooking chocolate", which should be banned under the trade descriptions act, when chocolate chocolate is now just as cheap? Cooking chocolate has less or no sugar to allow the cook to adjust the sweetness of the recipe. But it doesn't even taste like chocolate!" It’s alright once it’s turned into a chocolate fudge cake | |||
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"If Boris has told me to "stay home,save lives" what should I do about the man laying in the road who needs cpr? They are currently teaching a safer version of CPR for during the pandemic, basically no breaths and cover the unresponsive persons mouth and nose with a towel or similar. Details are on the St. John ambulance site if anyone is interested. " That's useful I'll have a look. | |||
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"I have more.... And why superMAN and superGIRL. Why not boy or woman? Because societies gender expectations are for men to be MANly and women to be GIRLy (possibly?) That's what I thought. Damn gender expectations! Because that would encroach on Wonder Woman, God forbid they got them mixed up "They're all DC though..... they're allowed to be! | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? How did the world come to a decision that there should be 7 days in a week and stick to it after all the changes that used to happen? When did "bitch" become a bad thing? Female dogs are awesome. Who chose black as the colour for bin bags and why? What was my logic last night doing last night when I filled the bath and not only didn't get in it but decided to leave it for the morning "Your bath will have gone cold now. Don't get in it!   | |||
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"What causes cats to stare like they're looking at something you can't see? "Because they can see something you can’t see. | |||
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"I have more.... Why do people still use "cooking chocolate", which should be banned under the trade descriptions act, when chocolate chocolate is now just as cheap? Cooking chocolate has less or no sugar to allow the cook to adjust the sweetness of the recipe. But it doesn't even taste like chocolate! It’s alright once it’s turned into a chocolate fudge cake "Ahhhh..... but that's so much better with proper chocolate! | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? How did the world come to a decision that there should be 7 days in a week and stick to it after all the changes that used to happen? When did "bitch" become a bad thing? Female dogs are awesome. Who chose black as the colour for bin bags and why? What was my logic last night doing last night when I filled the bath and not only didn't get in it but decided to leave it for the morning
Your bath will have gone cold now. Don't get in it! "Thank you! The replacement bath is still cooling. I misjudged the temperature of the hot water. | |||
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"I have more.... Why do people still use "cooking chocolate", which should be banned under the trade descriptions act, when chocolate chocolate is now just as cheap? And why superMAN and superGIRL. Why not boy or woman? You need some medication you do
I got the brown pills.... "I wasnt going to say lol | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? " Because the hatred you perceive from others lowers your esteem and so you indulge in a disgusting act to affirm those feelings to yourself and others and to also create a display to let them see that they have done and your resultant victim status. | |||
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"You omitted to mention if any of the above included alcohol .... I’m wondering if it may have been responsible for some of those decisions "Weirdly.... and worryingly.... no. I think that makes it worse.... | |||
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"Why if everyone hates me should I go and eat worms? Because the hatred you perceive from others lowers your esteem and so you indulge in a disgusting act to affirm those feelings to yourself and others and to also create a display to let them see that they have done and your resultant victim status. " Ahhh.... so a bit like having sex with your ex then? | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because they’re orange, or is a orange called orange because oranges are orange?" The latter. | |||
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"Oh you DIDN'T ........ !!! Was it good ?" Once.... and god no! | |||
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"Are oranges called oranges because they’re orange, or is a orange called orange because oranges are orange? The latter. " Look at you with your logic! | |||
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