FabSwingers.com forum: What does your status say?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What does your status say?

What does it mean?

If you havnt currently got one, make one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm slacking with replies to face pic Fri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't have one before, but do now because of this thread

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Fuck me it's getting frustrating now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says I'm bored

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

That I'm getting the covid jab but it doesn't mean I'm gonna start meeting (basically before the thirsty profiles hit the inbox)

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perusing cookery books looking for exciting things to do! Be like feeding the 5000 after lockdown ... means I can't wait for this to be over and throw the mother of all dinner parties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘If someone doesn't reply, leave them alone. Theres plenty more females on fab. Shouldnt have to get to blocking stages really.’

Yes, i know, i’m moaning again. So much for my 2021 resolution to stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I haven't got anything many or ranty to say today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/01/21 17:03:57]

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

That I'm too lazy to write one, which is the normal state of affairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Didn't have one before, but do now because of this thread

Love it! Know your place!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

What I'd like for my brownie points tonight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you try and work out it's meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't have one before, but do now because of this thread

Love it! Know your place!

On my knees between your legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people find them useful?

I think I've had one status update visible in the 10 years or so I've been here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, I don't actively seek people out on here.

Just participate in the forum.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Time is a strange master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people find them useful?

I think I've had one status update visible in the 10 years or so I've been here. "

It's purpose is for jokes and random rubbish

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

It just says that I've been travelling and is now in isolation and a bit bored!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Reminiscing

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

I think mine is self explanatory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a medium rare in a game where the steaks are high...

Just a play on words

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I might go have some Covid safe sex. It's me and my hand tonight."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky rockets in flight", Afternoon Delight. Aaah aa aa afternoon delight

Inspired by the songs about sex thread yesterday

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

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over a year ago

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mine says "68000 cases. 1300 deaths. Put your dicks away and think of others".

But I think I'll change it, too doomy and gloomy for the weekend

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Mine says "68000 cases. 1300 deaths. Put your dicks away and think of others".

But I think I'll change it, too doomy and gloomy for the weekend

Mine has a similar thrust but is less direct.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Mine speaks for itself I reckon

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By *r_smooth_alloverMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cozy weekend in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home gym coming along nicely

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Mine says "68000 cases. 1300 deaths. Put your dicks away and think of others".

But I think I'll change it, too doomy and gloomy for the weekend

Mine has a similar thrust but is less direct."

I like to get straight to the point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine says "68000 cases. 1300 deaths. Put your dicks away and think of others".

But I think I'll change it, too doomy and gloomy for the weekend

Mine has a similar thrust but is less direct.

I like to get straight to the point!

I am Jennie, and I endorse this message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says "Don't look at me, I am shy"

Obviously a cunning attempt to get looked at. Reverse Psychology innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine says "Don't look at me, I am shy"

Obviously a cunning attempt to get looked at. Reverse Psychology innit."

Cunning... like a fox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m frustrated....... yes I’m frustrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine says "Don't look at me, I am shy"

Obviously a cunning attempt to get looked at. Reverse Psychology innit.

Cunning... like a fox."

Foxy.

That's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m horny...

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

They come at night... mostly

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

... "Trump shares the same legacy as JFK - neither went to the inauguration of their successor." 31 minutes ago

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Only 'pussy' I've seen recently is my neighbor's cat! Lol & that wasn't even friendly

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

It's blank. There doesn't seem to be much point changing that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Mine is in relation to my new picture and 100% accurate

"Been sitting on my arse so much I've flattened it"

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Far,far too much of the white stuff here.

Meaning too much snow here

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

It now says:

Frolicking in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says:

"Don't forget; section 8.1 & 8.2 of the European Convention on Human Rights no longer applies to the UK so you must change your profile disclaimers"

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Hopefully many will use this lockdown time to clean up the disgusting mess in the backgrounds of their photos.....or learn how to crop."

No explanation required

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *konCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

If you’re looking to meet , we are blocking you

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over a year ago

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Our status updates are usually in relation to a pic we’ve just put up.

We like to use it to create intrigue/interest.

Or you could be that one guy that messaged to say our profile and status updates annoyed him so much and blocked us

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Our status updates are usually in relation to a pic we’ve just put up.

We like to use it to create intrigue/interest.

Or you could be that one guy that messaged to say our profile and status updates annoyed him so much and blocked us

Your photos are absolutely fantastic. We enjoy looking at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says I've been in more lockdowns than relationships

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By *osebud6688Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Mine says .... I am STILL being asked to meet. Over 1000 people dying a day isn’t enough of a clue for you?

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Mine says “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I demand my dose of snow" resulted in question what kind of snow do I need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I demand my dose of snow" resulted in question what kind of snow do I need?

That's London for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm a medium rare in a game where the steaks are high...

Just a play on words

Yours need to say ThunderBotty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I demand my dose of snow" resulted in question what kind of snow do I need?

That's London for you

Haha.. no really what was I thinking? The wording and all.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Our status updates are usually in relation to a pic we’ve just put up.

We like to use it to create intrigue/interest.

Or you could be that one guy that messaged to say our profile and status updates annoyed him so much and blocked us

Your status updates are always worth noting

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Why are status's so pointless?

I've had mine up for a few hours now and still yet to be bitten.

#sodisaapointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are status's so pointless?

I've had mine up for a few hours now and still yet to be bitten.

#sodisaapointed

Gizza song then!

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

My status is fairly straight forward,I'm on furlough and I got covid 19.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

I've got a bit of writer's block lately

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Why are status's so pointless?

I've had mine up for a few hours now and still yet to be bitten.

#sodisaapointed

Gizza song then!"

Of all the things you could have asked for, you want me to sing?

I understand kinky but fuck me you're certifiable

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By *gentleman44Man
over a year ago

dublin

"What does your status say?

What does it mean?

If you havnt currently got one, make one

"
read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are status's so pointless?

I've had mine up for a few hours now and still yet to be bitten.

#sodisaapointed

Gizza song then!

Of all the things you could have asked for, you want me to sing?

I understand kinky but fuck me you're certifiable

Isn't that what barney does?

The singing dunosaur?

Fair play, you got the dinosaur bit pretty well covered x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Why are status's so pointless?

I've had mine up for a few hours now and still yet to be bitten.

#sodisaapointed

Gizza song then!

Of all the things you could have asked for, you want me to sing?

I understand kinky but fuck me you're certifiable

Isn't that what barney does?

The singing dunosaur?

Fair play, you got the dinosaur bit pretty well covered x"

Yes, yes I do.

My work as a palaeontologist uncovered your ass and now you parade it around for all to see

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we can't meet anyone up for a chat or some online fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is pretty self explanatory atm.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Ooooops wrong thread

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"What does your status say?

What does it mean?

If you havnt currently got one, make one

If one cant take the heat then .......

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By *nna WulfWoman
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Name pun.

I'm hilarious.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Name pun.

I'm hilarious.

Your bio is too

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Update status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name pun.

I'm hilarious.

Your bio is too

Love it!

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Does anyone fancy a chat?

Thats what mine says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Mine sais, what about sunshine? What about rain? It is from the earth song

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Looking for someone local for FWB

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

It says "Finally 3 days off

It mean was a hot monday

Or means today i back to work

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