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"Sister Jenifique, I've almost finished my tub of heroes from Christmas. That's a fair amount of chocolate" My child, there is no sin there. Consuming of the Holy Chocolate, food from heaven is an act of devotion. Your place in Heaven is on step closer. Praise be! | |||
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"Sister Jenefique, I have listed after your body and the pictures of you in boots gave me an election. What will it take for you to forgive me?" That should be lusted. | |||
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"Sister Jenefique, I have listed after your body and the pictures of you in boots gave me an election. What will it take for you to forgive me? That should be lusted. " Oh the sin of lust. It is so prevalent, this mortal world reeks of it. Meet me in the vestry after evensong for some private tuition. Amen | |||
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"Sister Jenifique I have to confess I had been naughty, I put he sugar first into the mug, then the tea, then the milk and never stirred. But it tastes so good, the tea getting sweeter with every sip. " The lack of stirring is indeed a grave omission. Plunge thy member into your next brew and let the hot infusion cleanse you. | |||
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"Sister Jenifique I have sinned We completed a ninja operation to the enemy village and brought Igor back before he could tell of our defence secrets. But I am having impure thoughts. The men in the enemy camp are stronger, more handsome and have bigger dicks. I am feeling drawn to them and may defect to them myself. My village has been good to me, I am an integral part of the community, but I have needs, and desires." Application of the Blessed Buttplug of St. Agatha and vigorous rubbing of Holy Oil into your sinning parts may purge you of your lustful desires. Temporarily at least | |||
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"Sister Jenefique, I have listed after your body That should be lusted. " Proof reading is a virtue | |||
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"Sister Jenifique I have sinned We completed a ninja operation to the enemy village and brought Igor back before he could tell of our defence secrets. But I am having impure thoughts. The men in the enemy camp are stronger, more handsome and have bigger dicks. I am feeling drawn to them and may defect to them myself. My village has been good to me, I am an integral part of the community, but I have needs, and desires. Application of the Blessed Buttplug of St. Agatha and vigorous rubbing of Holy Oil into your sinning parts may purge you of your lustful desires. Temporarily at least" That is wise advice. I shall action it immediately. "Oi Igor" "Yes Mistress" "Prepare my dungeon, we have a busy night ahead!" "Oh yes mistress, right away mistress!" | |||
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"Sister Jenifique I have Sind badly to day I have went and ordered more clothes I think I have a real problem x" Adorn your sinful body with said clothes and submit to the shame of parading yourself for my judgement. The outcome may be severe, but will save your soul. HALLELUJAH | |||
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"Sister Jenifique I have sinned We completed a ninja operation to the enemy village and brought Igor back before he could tell of our defence secrets. But I am having impure thoughts. The men in the enemy camp are stronger, more handsome and have bigger dicks. I am feeling drawn to them and may defect to them myself. My village has been good to me, I am an integral part of the community, but I have needs, and desires. Application of the Blessed Buttplug of St. Agatha and vigorous rubbing of Holy Oil into your sinning parts may purge you of your lustful desires. Temporarily at least That is wise advice. I shall action it immediately. "Oi Igor" "Yes Mistress" "Prepare my dungeon, we have a busy night ahead!" "Oh yes mistress, right away mistress!"" I may be required to supervise. Purely in an ecumenical way of course. | |||
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"Can I be a Bishop in your church or am I sinning by ambition?" To aspire to holiness is a virtuous quality. You will need to be fully assessed by the sisters before canonisation however. | |||
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"Sister Jenifique I have Sind badly to day I have went and ordered more clothes I think I have a real problem x Adorn your sinful body with said clothes and submit to the shame of parading yourself for my judgement. The outcome may be severe, but will save your soul. HALLELUJAH " Ooo Sister Jenifique I will and I will take my punishment no matter how severe it maybe x | |||
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"Sister Jenifique I have Sind badly to day I have went and ordered more clothes I think I have a real problem x Adorn your sinful body with said clothes and submit to the shame of parading yourself for my judgement. The outcome may be severe, but will save your soul. HALLELUJAH Ooo Sister Jenifique I will and I will take my punishment no matter how severe it maybe x" Prase be .... a sinner converted | |||
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"Sister Jenifique I have sinned We completed a ninja operation to the enemy village and brought Igor back before he could tell of our defence secrets. But I am having impure thoughts. The men in the enemy camp are stronger, more handsome and have bigger dicks. I am feeling drawn to them and may defect to them myself. My village has been good to me, I am an integral part of the community, but I have needs, and desires. Application of the Blessed Buttplug of St. Agatha and vigorous rubbing of Holy Oil into your sinning parts may purge you of your lustful desires. Temporarily at least That is wise advice. I shall action it immediately. "Oi Igor" "Yes Mistress" "Prepare my dungeon, we have a busy night ahead!" "Oh yes mistress, right away mistress!" I may be required to supervise. Purely in an ecumenical way of course." Of course. It is important my cleansing process is accomplished thoroughly and Igor is severely lacking at times. Perhaps you could instigate new techniques to ensure a full therapy treatment. | |||
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"Can I be a Bishop in your church or am I sinning by ambition? To aspire to holiness is a virtuous quality. You will need to be fully assessed by the sisters before canonisation however." I’m ready for any trial | |||
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"Sister Jenifique forgive me for I have sinned. I have become a solo drinker. I never drank alone, but now I find I need wine. The finest wines that Aldi can provide. What will become of me?" This route leads to the park bench of damnation and the purgatory of cardboard city. Clease thyself with a decent Rioja from Waitrose. | |||
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"Sister Jenifique of the Order of the Sacred FAF is opening the confessional. Unburden your souls you poor misguided sinners. Confess for the sake of your eternal souls!" Dear Sister, I have just received an amazing blow job from an ex colleague, thankfully still in the same work bubble. She is married so feel sinful. Feel even more sinful that I’ve started to play over your amazing pics X | |||
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"Sister Jenifique forgive me for I have sinned. I have become a solo drinker. I never drank alone, but now I find I need wine. The finest wines that Aldi can provide. What will become of me? This route leads to the park bench of damnation and the purgatory of cardboard city. Clease thyself with a decent Rioja from Waitrose." Bless you Sister | |||
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"Sister Jenifique of the Order of the Sacred FAF is opening the confessional. Unburden your souls you poor misguided sinners. Confess for the sake of your eternal souls! Dear Sister, I have just received an amazing blow job from an ex colleague, thankfully still in the same work bubble. She is married so feel sinful. Feel even more sinful that I’ve started to play over your amazing pics X" Whilst I would gain no pleasure from it, I would, for the sake of your soul need to administer a Sister Jenifique blow job. This would expunge the memory of the previous sinful union, and thus quash your desire to return. As for your second confession, worship of the blessed is no sin. | |||
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"Sister Jenifique of the Order of the Sacred FAF is opening the confessional. Unburden your souls you poor misguided sinners. Confess for the sake of your eternal souls! Dear Sister, I have just received an amazing blow job from an ex colleague, thankfully still in the same work bubble. She is married so feel sinful. Feel even more sinful that I’ve started to play over your amazing pics X Whilst I would gain no pleasure from it, I would, for the sake of your soul need to administer a Sister Jenifique blow job. This would expunge the memory of the previous sinful union, and thus quash your desire to return. As for your second confession, worship of the blessed is no sin." Thank you Sister | |||
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"Sister Jenifique of the Order of the Sacred FAF is opening the confessional. Unburden your souls you poor misguided sinners. Confess for the sake of your eternal souls! Dear Sister, I have just received an amazing blow job from an ex colleague, thankfully still in the same work bubble. She is married so feel sinful. Feel even more sinful that I’ve started to play over your amazing pics X Whilst I would gain no pleasure from it, I would, for the sake of your soul need to administer a Sister Jenifique blow job. This would expunge the memory of the previous sinful union, and thus quash your desire to return. As for your second confession, worship of the blessed is no sin. Thank you Sister " My sacrifice will be your salvation. Anen | |||
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"I pissed inside a balloon at a water balloons party " Oh dear. That is not funny. It did NOT make me laugh out loud. A pair of barbed wire pants worn for 40 days and nights will cause you to regret your shameful behaviour. | |||
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"Dear Sister. I'm having Danny flutters looking at F A B picture " Danny is a sinner and will lead you astray! | |||
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"Dear Sister. I'm having Danny flutters looking at F A B picture Danny is a sinner and will lead you astray! " | |||
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"Dear Sister. I'm having Danny flutters looking at F A B picture Danny is a sinner and will lead you astray! " Damn auto correct | |||
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"Dear Sister. I'm having Danny flutters looking at F A B picture Danny is a sinner and will lead you astray! Damn auto correct " I may need to review said pictures to assess their sinfulness | |||
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"Sister Jenifique, I was looking at the hot pics of fab at work today and I don't know what come over me... But I wanked myself silly and came all over my keyboard. Thankfully I'm working from home but it's happening most days. Has Satan possessed me?" He most certainly has. The next time your member becomes engorged, slam it in a door. That will sort you out. And clean your keyboard FFS | |||
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"We found an extendable walking stick in the street and have since modified it so it’s now a perfect spreader bar... We hope there’s not a person hobbling along somewhere " Theft by finding? A grave confession indeed! The only remedy is to tie your legs tighly together. The purgative power of denial | |||
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"Covid will be over before we’ve said the Hail Marys " Hail Jennies. Wicked sinners! | |||
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