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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought I was past that adolescent stage where you get an erection at the drop of a hat and at the most inconvenient times, but am currently sat in my works van with one. It’s stopping me from getting out.

I put it down to being super tired.

So what’s the worst place and most convenient place you ended up with on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a bus when it was my stop to get off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I was past that adolescent stage where you get an erection at the drop of a hat and at the most inconvenient times, but am currently sat in my works van with one. It’s stopping me from getting out.

I put it down to being super tired.

So what’s the worst place and most convenient place you ended up with on?"

*inconvenient

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

At work! Especially as I’m the only male in the office.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a bus when it was my stop to get off "

That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a bus when it was my stop to get off

That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha"

Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just before class.

I'm a teacher.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scunthorpe "

Why was that inconvenient?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a bus when it was my stop to get off

That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha

Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit "

Yeah it’s definitely not ideal. Did you get a few looks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just before class.

I'm a teacher.

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Oh that’s easily the worst inconvenience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regularly get one in Gregg's, i plame the pastry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Regularly get one in Gregg's, i plame the pastry. "

Gotta love all the delicious treats greggs offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Regularly get one in Gregg's, i plame the pastry. "

It’s the steak slices isn’t it

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house


"On a bus when it was my stop to get off "

Stop sitting at the back where the engine is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erections, I remember those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a bus when it was my stop to get off

That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha

Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit

Yeah it’s definitely not ideal. Did you get a few looks?"

I tried not to make eye contact haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a bus when it was my stop to get off

Stop sitting at the back where the engine is. "

But it keeps your tooshie warm

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Good point, well presented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a bus when it was my stop to get off

That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha

Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit "

Why conceal it? Be proud, chin up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a bus when it was my stop to get off

That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha

Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit

Why conceal it? Be proud, chin up!"

My chin wouldn't be the only thing up, you are correct.

#hardandproud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a bus when it was my stop to get off

That used to be me at school and I styled it out by taking my bag off my back and carrying it front of me all casual ha

Unfortunately if it happens when your 40 and you don't have anything to conceal it, it makes for an interesting bus exit

Why conceal it? Be proud, chin up!

My chin wouldn't be the only thing up, you are correct.

#hardandproud "

That’s the attitude!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Wear your impromptu erections proud I say! Especially if you're wearing grey sweets and no pants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear your impromptu erections proud I say! Especially if you're wearing grey sweets and no pants... "

Exactly! Just don’t slip a hand in

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Wear your impromptu erections proud I say! Especially if you're wearing grey sweets and no pants...

Exactly! Just slip a hand in Cherry. Gotta keep the little chap warm"

Absolutely Sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family gathering birthday just before I had to make a speech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gym is probably the most inconvenient for me. I've had to take a few extended rest sessions sat up on a bench before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Family gathering birthday just before I had to make a speech

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What was the speech about? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear your impromptu erections proud I say! Especially if you're wearing grey sweets and no pants...

Exactly! Just slip a hand in Cherry. Gotta keep the little chap warm

Absolutely Sin "

Little? Are you trying to give me a bad rep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Family gathering birthday just before I had to make a speech

What was the speech about? x"

My grandmother was her 70th

And was completely the barmaids fault ha ha went to school with her and as she was pick up empty glass stoped and started talking and flirting lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gym is probably the most inconvenient for me. I've had to take a few extended rest sessions sat up on a bench before "

It’s the repeated squatting, isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Family gathering birthday just before I had to make a speech

What was the speech about? x

My grandmother was her 70th

And was completely the barmaids fault ha ha went to school with her and as she was pick up empty glass stoped and started talking and flirting lol x"

That would have been embarrassing sis haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gym is probably the most inconvenient for me. I've had to take a few extended rest sessions sat up on a bench before

It’s the repeated squatting, isn’t it?"

Romanian deadlifts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gym is probably the most inconvenient for me. I've had to take a few extended rest sessions sat up on a bench before

It’s the repeated squatting, isn’t it?

Romanian deadlifts too "

I had to stop yoga classes, it was getting embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Family gathering birthday just before I had to make a speech

What was the speech about? x

My grandmother was her 70th

And was completely the barmaids fault ha ha went to school with her and as she was pick up empty glass stoped and started talking and flirting lol x

That would have been embarrassing sis haha x"
yes I was kind off was ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Regularly get one in Gregg's, i plame the pastry.

It’s the steak slices isn’t it "

Ohhhh...and 'boing' there it goes again

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By *ibbleheadMan
over a year ago

LS27

When waking up & your grand-daughter jumps onto bed - extremely awkward never have I left a bed, or put my track bottoms on, so quickly My wife thought it hilarious

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Many years ago I worked night shifts at a factory making seat covers. Myself and 18/19 women of various ages, my job was quality control. One of the sewing machines vibrated oddly, I did my first check and with in seconds I had a massive erection and had to suffer glances and smiles from all the women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Regularly get one in Gregg's, i plame the pastry.

It’s the steak slices isn’t it

Ohhhh...and 'boing' there it goes again "

Steak slice.... how do you eat yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 weeks ago, had a flick through fab looking at pic, a lady from financing for the company im subcontracted to walked in to meet me, stood up to shake her hand and say hello. Trouser were sticking out at a funky angle haha

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house


"Regularly get one in Gregg's, i plame the pastry.

It’s the steak slices isn’t it

Ohhhh...and 'boing' there it goes again

Steak slice.... how do you eat yours "

Not like the scene in American Pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally this morning on the train. I had nodded off and woke to a surprise. Luckily the trains are dead so nobody saw

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