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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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A mix of bake off, sewing bee and pottery throw down....

Dog grooming

(new on BBC1 now if you are brave enough )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My jaw also dropped. End of the day, many people love pets, so it may well prove to be some light hearted escapism. We certainly need it in the current climate.

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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“Give this dog the illusion of floating feet”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just surprised this hasn't been done before.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just put it on and I'm already sitting here nodding that what they're doing is right

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just put it on and I'm already sitting here nodding that what they're doing is right

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

When she said "lean over the dog and scissor it" my son nearly wet himself laughing

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

I don't have a dog but it's great

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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"I don't have a dog but it's great"

I think this means the Beeb are on to a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clare Balding will be kicking herself that she turned this down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clare Balding will be kicking herself that she turned this down. "

..yea, but. Sheridan Smith

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just series linked it to record

I was 6 months off getting my qualification when I got preggo with my lad and had to give up

When they just showed the clippet of next week with the moult being blown out with the blaster I could practically taste it! Clumps of hair flying out and landing in your gob.

Soooooo fucking satisfying tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tv has got rough.

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just series linked it to record

I was 6 months off getting my qualification when I got preggo with my lad and had to give up

When they just showed the clippet of next week with the moult being blown out with the blaster I could practically taste it! Clumps of hair flying out and landing in your gob.

Soooooo fucking satisfying tho"

“ with the moult being blown out with the blaster I could practically taste it! Clumps of hair flying out and landing in your gob.”

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Just series linked it to record

I was 6 months off getting my qualification when I got preggo with my lad and had to give up

When they just showed the clippet of next week with the moult being blown out with the blaster I could practically taste it! Clumps of hair flying out and landing in your gob.

Soooooo fucking satisfying tho

“ with the moult being blown out with the blaster I could practically taste it! Clumps of hair flying out and landing in your gob.”

That's nothing! You'd get hair splinters something terrible in the inside elbow where it bends. My gaffa got hair splinters in her eyes and needed surgery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully my lad doesn't need grooming, cos he's a bastard with people he doesn't know

I once took him for his nails cut

The two guys in the shop virtually threw him back at me

The nails weren't done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoyed the show though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Thankfully my lad doesn't need grooming, cos he's a bastard with people he doesn't know

I once took him for his nails cut

The two guys in the shop virtually threw him back at me

The nails weren't done

Ooooo what is he?

You say a dog and we're through!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thankfully my lad doesn't need grooming, cos he's a bastard with people he doesn't know

I once took him for his nails cut

The two guys in the shop virtually threw him back at me

The nails weren't done

Ooooo what is he?

You say a dog and we're through!"

Rescue staffie x with bastard

He was hard work at first

Very hard work

He's much better now but still gives most people a wide berth

We are over 9 years in now though

He's a very good fit with me

We've both got grey beards and short legs and we both like about 5 people

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Thankfully my lad doesn't need grooming, cos he's a bastard with people he doesn't know

I once took him for his nails cut

The two guys in the shop virtually threw him back at me

The nails weren't done

Ooooo what is he?

You say a dog and we're through!

Rescue staffie x with bastard

He was hard work at first

Very hard work

He's much better now but still gives most people a wide berth

We are over 9 years in now though

He's a very good fit with me

We've both got grey beards and short legs and we both like about 5 people

I'd still give him a bath if you asked me to.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

"Thankfully my lad doesn't need grooming, cos he's a bastard with people he doesn't know

I once took him for his nails cut

The two guys in the shop virtually threw him back at me

The nails weren't done

Ooooo what is he?

You say a dog and we're through!

Rescue staffie x with bastard

He was hard work at first

Very hard work

He's much better now but still gives most people a wide berth

We are over 9 years in now though

He's a very good fit with me

We've both got grey beards and short legs and we both like about 5 people

How gorgeous!

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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Ok, 2 minute warning.... Episode 2 is on now BBC1

Get ready for more scissoring

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ok, 2 minute warning.... Episode 2 is on now BBC1

Get ready for more scissoring

I was late starting so only just finished.

Was I right or was I right about the hair shower from the blaster?

I couldn't take my eyes off the puppers

They did such a good job with them

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Its made me realise im at that age where I no longer get broody over babies, I wanna puppy!!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Its made me realise im at that age where I no longer get broody over babies, I wanna puppy!!!"

That's been me since my teens

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

My bosses sister is on it

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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It's Thursday... which means its week 3 of this entertaining new show...

Needs more tears - a la Pottery throw down - Keith Brymer Jones just needs to look at a perfectly formed jug and he openly weeps ...

Scissoring action starts at 8pm - BBC1

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's Thursday... which means its week 3 of this entertaining new show...

Needs more tears - a la Pottery throw down - Keith Brymer Jones just needs to look at a perfectly formed jug and he openly weeps ...

Scissoring action starts at 8pm - BBC1

I let out an excited squeal

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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"It's Thursday... which means its week 3 of this entertaining new show...

Needs more tears - a la Pottery throw down - Keith Brymer Jones just needs to look at a perfectly formed jug and he openly weeps ...

Scissoring action starts at 8pm - BBC1

I let out an excited squeal

Blaster is primed and ready to blast

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's Thursday... which means its week 3 of this entertaining new show...

Needs more tears - a la Pottery throw down - Keith Brymer Jones just needs to look at a perfectly formed jug and he openly weeps ...

Scissoring action starts at 8pm - BBC1

I let out an excited squeal

Blaster is primed and ready to blast

Yeah baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF were them spirals about?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"WTF were them spirals about? "

I wasn't as thrilled with this episode I can't fib.

I'd give it a fucking go tho

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Seriously can you imagine the styles my dog would have if I had a poodle?

Would be a miniature not a toy. I do like standards but my sofa isn't designed for me and a big dog.

*heads off to look at the prices of blasters, dryers, clippers and scissors even though it's never gonna happen*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I watched 2 mins the other week and turned it off....... I can't stand those funny noises women make.

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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On now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They did Poms

I have a soft spot for Poms

We had one at home for 17 years

Looked cute, but try and take a chew stick off her

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Missed it, I'm sorting out the spare room.. it's cool though, it'll be recording

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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On now ... semi final ...

Let the scissoring begin

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On now ... semi final ...

Let the scissoring begin

Oh balls, missed it again

I'm watching Eubank and then I'll watch it. My box will have recorded it

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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"On now ... semi final ...

Let the scissoring begin

Oh balls, missed it again

I'm watching Eubank and then I'll watch it. My box will have recorded it "

I was watching the Mars landing on one screen and pooch scissoring on the other

- living the dream

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On now ... semi final ...

Let the scissoring begin

Oh balls, missed it again

I'm watching Eubank and then I'll watch it. My box will have recorded it

I was watching the Mars landing on one screen and pooch scissoring on the other

- living the dream "

Ha! Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been watching it something different it’s good

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I’ve been watching it something different it’s good

I bloody love it.

I'm sure this lot thought I was mental when I first mentioned blasters then they soon learnt

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over a year ago

"I’ve been watching it something different it’s good

I bloody love it.

I'm sure this lot thought I was mental when I first mentioned blasters then they soon learnt

I love it I liked the English cocker spaniel episode miss having a dog sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its brilliant - especially when they have cockapoos on... although none are as cute as my pup (I am slightly biased!)

sheridan smith is gorgeous too

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

It is sick and cruel to the dogs as a dog lover it upsets me will not watch

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It is sick and cruel to the dogs as a dog lover it upsets me will not watch"

Cutting a dogs hair is cruel?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I’ve been watching it something different it’s good

I bloody love it.

I'm sure this lot thought I was mental when I first mentioned blasters then they soon learnt

I love it I liked the English cocker spaniel episode miss having a dog sometimes "

Have you seen American cockers? I love them more

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm all caught up now.

Call me a wimpy but I got somewhat emosh at Mitch's dogwalk with the tribute to her family in the forces. It was beautiful and poignant

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm all caught up now.

Call me a wimpy but I got somewhat emosh at Mitch's dogwalk with the tribute to her family in the forces. It was beautiful and poignant "

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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On now ... BBC1

Dogs getting groomed ....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

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Fuck sake, I've just got out the shower and settled upstairs

Guess what I'll be doing? Watching on catch up. I really need someone to tell me what day it is. I may have thought it was Monday today

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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"Fuck sake, I've just got out the shower and settled upstairs

Guess what I'll be doing? Watching on catch up. I really need someone to tell me what day it is. I may have thought it was Monday today "

tomorrow is Friday

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm all caught up

They did a brilliant job again!

Oh, and I got 2 of the 4 crossbreed guesses right. Was well chuffed. The shepherd × dane had taken about 6 steps when I shouted it at the telly

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm all caught up

They did a brilliant job again!

Oh, and I got 2 of the 4 crossbreed guesses right. Was well chuffed. The shepherd × dane had taken about 6 steps when I shouted it at the telly

Surprised with who got knocked out of the comp?

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over a year ago

"I'm all caught up

They did a brilliant job again!

Oh, and I got 2 of the 4 crossbreed guesses right. Was well chuffed. The shepherd × dane had taken about 6 steps when I shouted it at the telly

Surprised with who got knocked out of the comp?"

Surprised, but happy

I couldn't take to her

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm all caught up

They did a brilliant job again!

Oh, and I got 2 of the 4 crossbreed guesses right. Was well chuffed. The shepherd × dane had taken about 6 steps when I shouted it at the telly

Surprised with who got knocked out of the comp?"

Mitch!

She did a really great cut but the others did do better. Kelly got lucky getting Bedlingtons!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

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I'm early

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By *heBirminghamWeekend OP Man
over a year ago

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I’m late !

Missed the first scissoring

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m late !

Missed the first scissoring

They did a continental clip on standard poodles. Did a bloody smashing job too!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've just realised i look like an afganhound when i have wet hair, minus the beard bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, did the right person win?

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