FabSwingers.com forum: Fab lockdown pube jumper

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

That’s right, I want to knit a jumper from your overgrown lockdown pubes when all this is over. All donations will be gladly received.

If there’s any let over what would you like knitting?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be keeping my pubes after so sorry no help

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

All of them? You don’t fancy sending me a few to get me started?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you get them off the wax strips or will you incorporate those in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the collar and cuffs going to match on said jumper?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can you get them off the wax strips or will you incorporate those in?"

They will be the elbow patches

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you get them off the wax strips or will you incorporate those in?

They will be the elbow patches

You're a clever sausage aren't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sending you anymore

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Are the collar and cuffs going to match on said jumper? "

I think it’ll be a multicoloured one

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can you get them off the wax strips or will you incorporate those in?

They will be the elbow patches

You're a clever sausage aren't you!"

I have my uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of them? You don’t fancy sending me a few to get me started?

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ok ok i will send you a couple if that helps

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you get them off the wax strips or will you incorporate those in?

They will be the elbow patches

You're a clever sausage aren't you!

I have my uses

If you'd care to demonstrate a couple of them that would be great

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"That’s right, I want to knit a jumper from your overgrown lockdown pubes when all this is over. All donations will be gladly received.

If there’s any let over what would you like knitting?

Love and Peace

I used yours to make a sexy voodoo doll.

In 12 minutes, you're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

When?

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By *HELONDONCOUPLECouple
over a year ago

london

We won’t be letting any grow sorry

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

What’s up? It’ll keep me nice and snug during the cold days ahead

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can you get them off the wax strips or will you incorporate those in?

They will be the elbow patches

You're a clever sausage aren't you!

I have my uses

If you'd care to demonstrate a couple of them that would be great

I’ll inbox you bae

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That’s right, I want to knit a jumper from your overgrown lockdown pubes when all this is over. All donations will be gladly received.

If there’s any let over what would you like knitting?

Love and Peace

I used yours to make a sexy voodoo doll.

In 12 minutes, you're welcome.

I’m not so sure you’re meant to spunk on a voodoo doll though

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Can we have a fashion show when everything is made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was an Evel Kneivel stunt

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

When?

Hhhhmmmmmm

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can we have a fashion show when everything is made "

Why of course

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I thought this was an Evel Kneivel stunt

His suits were made of pubes

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

You need to soak the pubes in a thick goo to soften them

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

You need to soak the pubes in a thick goo to soften them

James already has a pube jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume one without sleeves is a wank top?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

You need to soak the pubes in a thick goo to soften them

Ah pre treatment softener

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one

The hair is rougher though, can imagine that kind of itching all over the torso

you’ll have to let us know once you’ve tested out the jumper

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

You need to soak the pubes in a thick goo to soften them

James already has a pube jumper

You might be right

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I assume one without sleeves is a wank top? "

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one

The hair is rougher though, can imagine that kind of itching all over the torso

you’ll have to let us know once you’ve tested out the jumper

Isn’t fufe hair softer though?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one

The hair is rougher though, can imagine that kind of itching all over the torso

you’ll have to let us know once you’ve tested out the jumper

Isn’t fufe hair softer though?

Wouldn’t know it’s been a while, losing memory of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

When?

Hhhhmmmmmm

Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Can you knit a merkin?

For a friend.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What are you going to line it with, it could be a bit prickly / itchy to wear

It shouldn’t be really cause we’ve all got pubes and they only itch when growing back a bit. That’s my theory anyway, however it’s an unproven one

The hair is rougher though, can imagine that kind of itching all over the torso

you’ll have to let us know once you’ve tested out the jumper

Isn’t fufe hair softer though?

Wouldn’t know it’s been a while, losing memory of it

Is the right answer

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

When?

Hhhhmmmmmm

Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I only sing in the bedroom

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can you knit a merkin?

For a friend."

It’s more of a mankin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

When?

Hhhhmmmmmm

Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I only sing in the bedroom

I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Check behind the toilet, there's always some there!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

When?

Hhhhmmmmmm

Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I only sing in the bedroom

I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat

Eat what though?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Check behind the toilet, there's always some there!

I’ve been collecting the ones from the urinal in work as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

When?

Hhhhmmmmmm

Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I only sing in the bedroom

I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat

Eat what though? "

Burger

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

When?

Hhhhmmmmmm

Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I only sing in the bedroom

I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat

Eat what though?

Burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sending you anymore

I think I’ve seen yours

When?

Hhhhmmmmmm

Are you trying to sing OP..hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I only sing in the bedroom

I’ve never heard you sing but I’ve seen you eat

Eat what though?

Burger

You had chips with it and a seagull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't get long enough now sorry.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"They don't get long enough now sorry. "

It’ll stretch in the wash

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Get your own!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Jumper seems a bit of stretch of capabilities

Maybe you should it keep simple?

A nice bonnet for your helmet - or a cosy winter ball bag

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Get your own! "

I was hoping you’d pop in. Now get them peabs shaved off and post them in a jiffy to me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Get your own!

I was hoping you’d pop in. Now get them peabs shaved off and post them in a jiffy to me

Never! I'm growing a pube hawk.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Jumper seems a bit of stretch of capabilities

Maybe you should it keep simple?

A nice bonnet for your helmet - or a cosy winter ball bag"

Have you seen some of the nests on here now? I could knit a realllllllly long scarf you know

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Get your own!

I was hoping you’d pop in. Now get them peabs shaved off and post them in a jiffy to me

Never! I'm growing a pube hawk."

Jesus

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Get your own!

I was hoping you’d pop in. Now get them peabs shaved off and post them in a jiffy to me

Never! I'm growing a pube hawk.

Jesus

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Jumper seems a bit of stretch of capabilities

Maybe you should it keep simple?

A nice bonnet for your helmet - or a cosy winter ball bag

Have you seen some of the nests on here now? I could knit a realllllllly long scarf you know

My inbox isn’t currently being solicited with nesting starling pics

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Jumper seems a bit of stretch of capabilities

Maybe you should it keep simple?

A nice bonnet for your helmet - or a cosy winter ball bag

Have you seen some of the nests on here now? I could knit a realllllllly long scarf you know

My inbox isn’t currently being solicited with nesting starling pics"

I have a lot of fufe pics and they’re quite impressive

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Jumper seems a bit of stretch of capabilities

Maybe you should it keep simple?

A nice bonnet for your helmet - or a cosy winter ball bag

Have you seen some of the nests on here now? I could knit a realllllllly long scarf you know

My inbox isn’t currently being solicited with nesting starling pics

I have a lot of fufe pics and they’re quite impressive

Maybe you could photoshop Brian Blessed’s face on top of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a photo of you wearing it when it’s done

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Will you take chin hair?

They are wiry little fuckers you could use them to sew with...I could grow them juat for you

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

mine never get long enough

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I see you being chased by hundreds of cats in your pube jumper

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'll send all of mine when this is over.

Please infuse them with pink soap and send them back for me to do the pans...... thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have enough to knit a long scarf.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I just need enough now to finish the left arm off. I don’t mind the colour as beggars can’t be choosers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I just need enough now to finish the left arm off. I don’t mind the colour as beggars can’t be choosers

Posted

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Hopefully you’ll be tickled pink when it’s finished!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

The pheromones this little beauty will be giving off I’m certain to strike gold

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I just need enough now to finish the left arm off. I don’t mind the colour as beggars can’t be choosers

How's black with the occasional ginger?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I just need enough now to finish the left arm off. I don’t mind the colour as beggars can’t be choosers

How's black with the occasional ginger? "

This will look good on the cuff as the collar won’t match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any left now

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