FabSwingers.com forum: Cost of living!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it me or does the cost of living seem to be increasing all the time!?

I take home a decent wage each month but I'm still skint by payday! I don't waste money, it's rip-off Britain!!

Roll on payday next week!!

One good thing.. at least sex is free!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

sorry to inform you but the shagging tax is coming into force as of next week....each time you have sex you have to pay £5

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I always find that the month lasts longer than the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry to inform you but the shagging tax is coming into force as of next week....each time you have sex you have to pay £5"

It better not or i will have to start working Sundays to pay for it.

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

"sorry to inform you but the shagging tax is coming into force as of next week....each time you have sex you have to pay £5"

Is this per orgasm or 'session'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry to inform you but the shagging tax is coming into force as of next week....each time you have sex you have to pay £5

Is this per orgasm or 'session'?"

If its per orgasm then the Scotts are just about to become the longest stayers in history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry to inform you but the shagging tax is coming into force as of next week....each time you have sex you have to pay £5

Is this per orgasm or 'session'?

If its per orgasm then the Scotts are just about to become the longest stayers in history.

never a short tune played on a Northumbrian pipe either...

Wolf

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

"sorry to inform you but the shagging tax is coming into force as of next week....each time you have sex you have to pay £5

Is this per orgasm or 'session'?

If its per orgasm then the Scotts are just about to become the longest stayers in history.

Oh my god those very very tight Englishmen will all be celibate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry to inform you but the shagging tax is coming into force as of next week....each time you have sex you have to pay £5"

thats ok

when it comes out i'll just meet as a couple and let him for for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry to inform you but the shagging tax is coming into force as of next week....each time you have sex you have to pay £5

Is this per orgasm or 'session'?

If its per orgasm then the Scotts are just about to become the longest stayers in history.

Oh my god those very very tight Englishmen will all be celibate

Naa we will just come up and make hay shaggin all the scotts bints desperate for a poke when hubbie starts keeping his cock in his pants to save his pooonds.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it me or does the cost of living seem to be increasing all the time!?

One good thing.. at least sex is free!

Whatever gave you that idea? Extra showers and products, condoms, clubs, hotels, washing the sheets... Sex is one of things I am thinking I may have to cut back on to keep within my budget

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me

Because she can't afford batteries!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"I always find that the month lasts longer than the money

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me

Because she can't afford batteries!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

" The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me

Because she can't afford batteries!

Well, at least I'm getting some Action now....

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"sorry to inform you but the shagging tax is coming into force as of next week....each time you have sex you have to pay £5"

feck i'll need a bankloan to get two shags a year now !!!!!!

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

I know it's just a phrase but why would the OP even think the rising cost of living only affects him

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Its gone up I am on a good wage and I am skint the next day of being paid...

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