FabSwingers.com forum: I'm in serious trouble.

By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

My mum wants to borrow my laptop to watch Amazon prime, netflix etc but there's link's to some seriously filthy shit on there. What do I do?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

But your mum a lap top and a prime subscription or delete all the links.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe your history if you want discretion or show her the best ones save her searching

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

Leave it.. if she watches then its her choice.. she shouldn't of been noseying around haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch it? Haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My mum wants to borrow my laptop to watch Amazon prime, netflix etc but there's link's to some seriously filthy shit on there. What do I do?"

Say you're using it for work?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Or lend it to her and ask her not to look at your private stuff. I wouldn't look at anything on our son's lap top

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By *konCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Is your mum open minded ?

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

To be honest is she really gonna go through history and bookmarks? Bookmarks you can rename. Amazon prime has a Windows app so she wouldn't need to look on your browser for that, check out if the others do as well, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setup a separate local user account and put a password on your account

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"My mum wants to borrow my laptop to watch Amazon prime, netflix etc but there's link's to some seriously filthy shit on there. What do I do?"

Oh come on. You don't seriously buy the "I want to watch Amazon Prime" line, do you? She just wants to know what porn you're onto. She'll be most disappointed if you remove all traces of it, but at least you'd get your laptop back quickly.

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By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Seriously? You guys think that I'm intelligent enough to delete history, create another account etc? I can barely remember my own name let alone remember passwords'n stuff.

I'm voting for a quick blast t' shops tomorrow for a new laptop and I'll fob her off with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a laptop or tell her to get her own

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By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"Is your mum open minded ? "

Yes, but not that open minded.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"To be honest is she really gonna go through history and bookmarks? Bookmarks you can rename. Amazon prime has a Windows app so she wouldn't need to look on your browser for that, check out if the others do as well, problem solved"

best advice

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

best advice

Google Autofill is a thing though.

If it's a Windows laptop, setting up a second (or third or whathaveyou) account on the machine is fairly easy. I don't *think* browser bookmarks would migrate, but I'm not sure on that.

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By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Seriously? You guys think that I'm intelligent enough to delete history, create another account etc? I can barely remember my own name let alone remember passwords'n stuff.

I'm voting for a quick blast t' shops tomorrow for a new laptop and I'll fob her off with that. "

Would she really go looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What stuff do you make?

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By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"Seriously? You guys think that I'm intelligent enough to delete history, create another account etc? I can barely remember my own name let alone remember passwords'n stuff.

I'm voting for a quick blast t' shops tomorrow for a new laptop and I'll fob her off with that.

Would she really go looking? "
yes, she's a nosey cow. Also it wouldn't take much finding. Pretty much right there in your face.. looking at you.. bluntly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

partition hard drive in a duel boot mode

Then install windows to the partition

Then install secret boot system ie if you hold F2 during start up it will boot in go one partition

If you not held F2 in will boot in to the other partition

Have ur one on F2 and have ur moms on nothing so it starts up in hers

This is a extreme way off doing things

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By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

What stuff do you make?

History documteries and wildlife films mainly.

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By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"partition hard drive in a duel boot mode

Then install windows to the partition

Then install secret boot system ie if you hold F2 during start up it will boot in go one partition

If you not held F2 in will boot in to the other partition

Have ur one on F2 and have ur moms on nothing so it starts up in hers

This is a extreme way off doing things "

Err, fancy a cup of tea?

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By *pice-meWoman
over a year ago

Home

Buy her an Amazon fire stick for her tv. If no TV then buy her a nice smart TV.

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By *-spotterMan
over a year ago

London

Download, install and run the free version of CCleaner (Crap Cleaner)

https://www.ccleaner.com/ccleaner/download

It will delete your browser cache, browser history and a lot more if you use the default settings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is such a thing as incognito browsing. I use that on my smart tv for porn

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"There is such a thing as incognito browsing. I use that on my smart tv for porn"

Good idea but OTT for a granny lol ... i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is such a thing as incognito browsing. I use that on my smart tv for porn

Good idea but OTT for a granny lol ... i guess

You never know

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

Get her a fire stick, plug it into her telly job done

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Set up another profile on your laptop, both passworded, it’s the easiest solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put all your links into a folder in the folders section right click and hide folder to view simply right click view hidden folders

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"My mum wants to borrow my laptop to watch Amazon prime, netflix etc but there's link's to some seriously filthy shit on there. What do I do?"

If its just for watching stuff get her a tablet, cheaper.

Got one for myself just after Christmas that was reduced. Tell her it's an extra Christmas/early mother's day present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a fire stick

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Yes I firmly believe that your mum wants to borrow your laptop to watch streaming services and while you appear capable of having bookmarks and links to “extreme” stuff are incapable of creating another account for her and so your first port of call was a swingers site!

Got it.

Strangest wank fantasy I have seen so far today.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yes I firmly believe that your mum wants to borrow your laptop to watch streaming services and while you appear capable of having bookmarks and links to “extreme” stuff are incapable of creating another account for her and so your first port of call was a swingers site!

Got it.

Strangest wank fantasy I have seen so far today."

Not just me then!

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Set up her a profile on the laptop. That way she's got her own space on it and you don't need to hand over your passwords and porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum is 82

She asked me to put a lottery on for her

She usually does Thunderball but, in error, I bought Hot Picks

She didn't know the rules so googled the term 'Hot Picks'

Well, you can imagine the results she got back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum wants to borrow my laptop to watch Amazon prime, netflix etc but there's link's to some seriously filthy shit on there. What do I do?"

Leave home and get your own place.

Its not good to be living at home in your 40s. You will relish the independence and freedom you get.

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By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Leave home and get your own place.

Its not good to be living at home in your 40s. You will relish the independence and freedom you get.

I don't live with my mother, I'm helping out after her husband died of cancer on Christmas Eve. She's got WiFi too!

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By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"Set up her a profile on the laptop. That way she's got her own space on it and you don't need to hand over your passwords and porn"

I like the sound of that, I'm busy cooking her plenty of chicken and mushroom pies for the freezer. I don't think I'll get to the shops today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a skybox/smart tv, netflix/Amazon can be connected to through those via apps

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nuke it from orbit - it's the only way to be sure

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Mate, don't worry about it

Shes been on here longer than you

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By *andb13Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

Set up her own profile, she can't access anything but what you allow then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a few have said, set up her own profile. Or delete all history and what not?

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By *unesMan
over a year ago

scarborough

"Seriously? You guys think that I'm intelligent enough to delete history, create another account etc? I can barely remember my own name let alone remember passwords'n stuff.

I'm voting for a quick blast t' shops tomorrow for a new laptop and I'll fob her off with that. "

You got a great cock! Good pics.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Buy her a laptop or tell her to get her own

Then borrow it off her six months down the line, and see all the niche porn she’s got on it

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

If my son was 41 and not into anything naughty I’d worry about him.

. Although I’d be mortified if I saw any of his personal footage.

As others have said, set her up her own account on your laptop, she can’t access yours without your password. Or get her a laptop or iPad of her own. Or a fire stick for her TV if she just wants to watch Netflix etc.

Lou x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Treat her like an adult.

Say..... There are some links that I don't want you to open mum. They are private , adult stuff. Agree that you won't click on them please.

If she agrees and breaks that agreement , that's her problem.

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

"Download, install and run the free version of CCleaner (Crap Cleaner)

https://www.ccleaner.com/ccleaner/download

It will delete your browser cache, browser history and a lot more if you use the default settings.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Say no, you need it for web stuff. Tell her there's one in the post and buy a second hand one or one with your budget.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Just say you can’t find it.

I have found this indispensable throughout my working life and it works, albeit you get eye rolled at, tutted at and folk mutter under their breath about you.

Helps if you look flummoxed too. Pat your pockets. Sift through papers. Look off into the distant with a vague look on your face.

Works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her its broke

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Tell her the graphics card isn't suitable for streaming.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Shred the laptop, Burn the remains and drop it in a weighted sack into the Mariana Trench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make her a user account and have her login to that. Password protect your login.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *reeneggsandsam OP Man
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"Shred the laptop, Burn the remains and drop it in a weighted sack into the Mariana Trench

I have told a mate that in the event of my untimely death both my laptop and mobile phone should be permanently destroyed. Yes maybe even returned to base elements.

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