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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really really do

Anyone else misses sticking their willy in a nice tight crevice?

Or have their crevice stuffed with a nice hard willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but I have many toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the sofa cushions

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

*offers an armpit*

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes me 2 but my toys are my saviour at the mo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got so good using my hand I'm not sure if a woman will be able to compete anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try an empty Pringles tube and some chopped liver...... from what I've been told, from a ......ummmmm, friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really really do

Anyone else misses sticking their willy in a nice tight crevice?

Or have their crevice stuffed with a nice hard willy?"

Nearly spat my tea out pal .. haha ...

It’s become a distant memory the old Willy and crevice ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss sex.. Cuddles.. Touch.. Smiles .. Licks... People... Pizza.. Carphone warehouse... John lewis... Dancing.. Dancing .. Dancing... Sex.. Going to work.... Coffee machine chats.. Seeing my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much so!

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

That is the only part that can be faked in some way. I do miss everything else

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Try an empty Pringles tube and some chopped liver...... from what I've been told, from a ......ummmmm, friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself."

I was perfectly content with my hand until you came along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

I was perfectly content with my hand until you came along

Soz 'n shit

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself."

The willy part is overrated, let's be honest.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

The willy part is overrated, let's be honest."

Yeah men's real selling point is their ability to wrap their arms right round you and make you feel smol no matter what your size comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

The willy part is overrated, let's be honest."

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

The willy part is overrated, let's be honest.

True"

Oh the cruelty.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

The willy part is overrated, let's be honest.

Yeah men's real selling point is their ability to wrap their arms right round you and make you feel smol no matter what your size comparison. "

No Lacey, stop making men sound appealing. I do like men. And sex with men though.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

The willy part is overrated, let's be honest.

Yeah men's real selling point is their ability to wrap their arms right round you and make you feel smol no matter what your size comparison.

No Lacey, stop making men sound appealing. I do like men. And sex with men though.

Ok, erm... Men are smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

The willy part is overrated, let's be honest.

Yeah men's real selling point is their ability to wrap their arms right round you and make you feel smol no matter what your size comparison.

No Lacey, stop making men sound appealing. I do like men. And sex with men though.

Ok, erm... Men are smelly"

You're not wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I miss stuffing and being stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I miss stuffing and being stuffed

Didn't you get enough stuffing with your turkey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*offers an armpit*"

But I want your butthole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really do yes. Toys just dont do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

The willy part is overrated, let's be honest.

Yeah men's real selling point is their ability to wrap their arms right round you and make you feel smol no matter what your size comparison. "

Oh and this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself."

But Lacey has a point men do smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

But Lacey has a point men do smell

But of that lovely man smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really do yes. Toys just dont do it for me

Me neither. If anything they make me worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

But Lacey has a point men do smell

But of that lovely man smell

Man smell *sighs wistfully....*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were gagging for a meet!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I can managed without it for a few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

But Lacey has a point men do smell

But of that lovely man smell

Ohhhhhhhhh stop it!

I want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

But Lacey has a point men do smell

But of that lovely man smell

Man smell *sighs wistfully....*"

I wonder if it would survive the post. Men sending their tshirts to us smell starved ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

But Lacey has a point men do smell

But of that lovely man smell

Ohhhhhhhhh stop it!

I want one

I've not washed for a while, I could send you my t-shirt in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really do yes. Toys just dont do it for me

Me neither. If anything they make me worse!"

They are never warm and meaty enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if it would survive the post. Men sending their tshirts to us smell starved ladies

Comic timing - hadn't seen you'd just written that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

But Lacey has a point men do smell

But of that lovely man smell

Ohhhhhhhhh stop it!

I want one

I've not washed for a while, I could send you my t-shirt in the post.

It's not the same

I like my face in a hairy armpit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if it would survive the post. Men sending their tshirts to us smell starved ladies

Comic timing - hadn't seen you'd just written that."

you'll be a millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if it would survive the post. Men sending their tshirts to us smell starved ladies

Comic timing - hadn't seen you'd just written that.

you'll be a millionaire"

I'll accept worn panties as payment

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"*offers an armpit*

But I want your butthole

That's a hole not a crevice

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

I feel you’re pain

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Yup, I'm actually getting bored of my toys

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've been missing it for a lonnnng time, but my hand hasn't given up yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*offers an armpit*

But I want your butthole

That's a hole not a crevice

Well I'll take it, I'm not too fussy

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I miss it definitely but also what I really miss is the chatting afterwards the hugging the spooning the laughing

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

But Lacey has a point men do smell

But of that lovely man smell

Ohhhhhhhhh stop it!

I want one

You're not the only one

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By *ason_midlandsMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Same here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of catch up to do!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't miss it yet.

However....... my mojo is most definitely making a comeback.

It may only last a few hours who knows but, yeah, I can actually foresee me getting boned again at some point in my life.

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By *ason_midlandsMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Need to get a few new ones to keep you smiling I'm getting bored of mine

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"*offers an armpit*"

Haha

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"*offers an armpit*"

2nd day in a row I've seen this mentioned as a viable "thing".

Before yesterday I had no idea that "sex" with an armpit even existed.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"*offers an armpit*

2nd day in a row I've seen this mentioned as a viable "thing".

Before yesterday I had no idea that "sex" with an armpit even existed. "

I can assure you I was joking

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

All I can say is yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss kissing more than sex itself

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"*offers an armpit*

2nd day in a row I've seen this mentioned as a viable "thing".

Before yesterday I had no idea that "sex" with an armpit even existed.

I can assure you I was joking

Maybe so! I'll never look at armpits in the same way again, however.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*offers an armpit*

2nd day in a row I've seen this mentioned as a viable "thing".

Before yesterday I had no idea that "sex" with an armpit even existed.

I can assure you I was joking

Damn, and I was about to ask if it's hairy

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yes, but not just the willy in a crevice part. I miss the close skin on skin contact, the warmth the scent, the snogging.....I'll stop now, I'm just depressing myself.

The willy part is overrated, let's be honest."

Years and years of only toys and porn may have made me cum and squirt daily but it is the kissing, the skin on skin contact (willy included), the human aspect, etc. that I desperately crave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say I do tbh getting on just fine

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"All I can say is yes."

I do have to also say I agree with lots of the other posts that I miss kissing, the skin on skin contact, us both using all of our senses whilst enjoying one another

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"*offers an armpit*

2nd day in a row I've seen this mentioned as a viable "thing".

Before yesterday I had no idea that "sex" with an armpit even existed.

I can assure you I was joking

Damn, and I was about to ask if it's hairy

At the moment, slightly prickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I miss stuffing and being stuffed

Didn't you get enough stuffing with your turkey?"

No I had a duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half the time I feel like I’m not bothered any more. It’s been that long I’m kind of passed missing it.

On the right day with the right company I’m sure that would change.

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