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By *urtyGent OP   Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If they kept pronouncing a word wrong it would do my fucking nut in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Being called mate*.

*most of the time, depends on my quim.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If they kept pronouncing a word wrong it would do my fucking nut in "

Cnut you mean?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely "

Some things can be endearing and you're all "awwww"

Other things can make ya just think ..... "get out"

Sometimes those same things can do the ole switcheroo depending on the person doing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"If they kept pronouncing a word wrong it would do my fucking nut in

Cnut you mean? "

Please don't ever say that out loud

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely "

I'd find that comical

Noisey eaters.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage."

Chippy chips n plastic fork it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.

Chippy chips n plastic fork it is then "

The stupid thing is, she could never use the knife properly to chop stuff, yet still continued with them in the wrong hands.

Wtf

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely "

Oh bugger I used do that being dyslexic it's the only way I know the difference. Now I just have to lift the thumb in my right hand

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Certain laughs... I like to see people happy, but some people have really grating laughs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they kept pronouncing a word wrong it would do my fucking nut in

Cnut you mean? "
tunk sorry

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If they kept pronouncing a word wrong it would do my fucking nut in

Cnut you mean?

Please don't ever say that out loud "

As if I would do such a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Certain laughs... I like to see people happy, but some people have really grating laughs! "

You'd love an evening with Jimmy Carr

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Being called mate*.

*most of the time, depends on my quim."

Theres my word again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tend to notice things like that at first but for me the killer is the voice. Its something that can be tbe big decider for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee breath.

Bad taste in shoes.

If they try to stab me.

Otherwise I’m pretty easy going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If they try to stab me.

"

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By *urtyGent OP   Man
over a year ago

eastleigh


"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely

I'd find that comical

Noisey eaters."

Briefly I found it endearing. After a while I was like “are you fucking kidding me? Every time???!”

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

If they try to stab me.

"

I know! What am I gonna do now? I had a Sam pokey prod bum stabber all ready to go.

*sigh*

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Probably saying ‘cool beans’ I hate it. Don’t know why, just grates away at my will to live

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Being called mate*.

*most of the time, depends on my quim.

Theres my word again "

Yeah, it's a beautiful word isn't it? I think I'm going to judge someone's shagability based on how good it sounds when they say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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If they try to stab me.

I know! What am I gonna do now? I had a Sam pokey prod bum stabber all ready to go.

*sigh*"

Sounds like that massive stick they made on friends to poke Ugly Naked Guy to make sure he's still alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the most random thing that can put you off someone. I’m not talking things like smoking or bad grammar it’s more mundane stuff. Like, once I was put off of a girl because she would ALWAYS make an L with her hands before deciding which was her left and right. Shallow? Maybe. Annoying? Definitely

I'd find that comical

Noisey eaters."

I have a friend who is soooooo attractive, until he eats. Any lustful feelings died the moment I witnessed him eating an icecream. He's known as Slap-Chops Ben in my house now.

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By *urtyGent OP   Man
over a year ago

eastleigh


"Being called mate*.

*most of the time, depends on my quim.

Theres my word again

Yeah, it's a beautiful word isn't it? I think I'm going to judge someone's shagability based on how good it sounds when they say it."

Quim. Not heard that for about a decade. Sensational

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size of their hands, I do like cute little hands n fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word “like” or “you know what I mean” after every sentence,

instant judgment and dislike

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

If I’ve had to endure listening to you eat open mouthed...

I’ve already imagined your death...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

If they dont look me in the eye x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage."

I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Aggressive and passive exs. Not mine thankfully, but those of others. Move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.

I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha "

Sacrilege!

Exile from the village is looming if you don't change your ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vans shoes, or converse... she can be the most attractive woman in the world, you get to the feet and shes wearing hideous vans or converse.

They make my penis wilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.

I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha

Sacrilege!

Exile from the village is looming if you don't change your ways "

I like being weird

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Tories *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.

I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha

Sacrilege!

Exile from the village is looming if you don't change your ways

I like being weird "

You n me both

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

People who always close their eyes when they talk to you. It makes me want to sneak round behind them to make them jump!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Vans shoes, or converse... she can be the most attractive woman in the world, you get to the feet and shes wearing hideous vans or converse.

They make my penis wilt "

Take it back! My rainbow, unicorn converse are amazing!!!

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By *urtyGent OP   Man
over a year ago

eastleigh


"Tories *shudders*"

Preach!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tories *shudders*"

This ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who always close their eyes when they talk to you. It makes me want to sneak round behind them to make them jump! "

Perfect wedgy opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vans shoes, or converse... she can be the most attractive woman in the world, you get to the feet and shes wearing hideous vans or converse.

They make my penis wilt

Take it back! My rainbow, unicorn converse are amazing!!! "

just leave them at home when you pop over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters or people who chew with their mouth open

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"People who always close their eyes when they talk to you. It makes me want to sneak round behind them to make them jump!

Perfect wedgy opportunity "

Exactly!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Drawn out flakiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those hideous toe shoes, like gloves for feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant eye lashes on car headlights.

‘Powered by fairy dust’ stickers in the back window of their car, when you know full well it’s a diesel.

Saying ‘if you don’t like it, then jog on!’ Why’s it me who’s got to keep moving ?!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Those hideous toe shoes, like gloves for feet "

And they discriminate against those of us with webbed feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those hideous toe shoes, like gloves for feet

And they discriminate against those of us with webbed feet "

Woke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Live laugh love' sticker on their wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why? "

I don't never use quadruple negatives not to definitely confuse people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?

I don't never use quadruple negatives not to definitely confuse people "

Well you just went on the naughty girl list lol

Mr HH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was a mouth breather

Oh and never used a knife, used the fork edge to cut things up.

Other people a few have been, not being able to focus on an eye when talking so their eyes flit from side to side, looking from one eye to the other, also lip twitchers, when you are talking and their lips twitch like they are running through what you are saying.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why? "

I completely agree with this, it’s the reason I refused to sleep with Randy Bachman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creepy 70's hair, like Javier Bardem in No Country For Old Men. The main character in The Serpent has the same hairstyle and it's giving me major ick .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying visa versa or pacifically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.

I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha "

Me too, always ate left handed

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By *imandHer9396Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend


"Size of their hands, I do like cute little hands n fingers. "

Little hands are called ego boosters for a reason

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?

I don't never use quadruple negatives not to definitely confuse people

Well you just went on the naughty girl list lol

Mr HH"

Will there be spanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tights!"

Whaaaatttt? You dont like tights?

That one is weird, oh and I wear tights and dresses all the time

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"My ex was a mouth breather

Oh and never used a knife, used the fork edge to cut things up.

Other people a few have been, not being able to focus on an eye when talking so their eyes flit from side to side, looking from one eye to the other, also lip twitchers, when you are talking and their lips twitch like they are running through what you are saying."

Thats reminded me.

People who grunt when they eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?

I don't never use quadruple negatives not to definitely confuse people

Well you just went on the naughty girl list lol

Mr HH

Will there be spanking? "

An immediate cessation of chocolate rations!

Mr HH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.

I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha

Me too, always ate left handed "

Beelzebub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?

I don't never use quadruple negatives not to definitely confuse people

Well you just went on the naughty girl list lol

Mr HH

Will there be spanking?

An immediate cessation of chocolate rations!

Mr HH"

Awww spoil sport

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

If they eat with their mouth open. No, just don't do it. Not good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say much would put me off a shag meet in terms of words / dress sense / eating habits etc other than physical hygiene really .

I just want to get laid not marry or be the persons best friend so not got time to be bothered by such trivial things that they adore Jeremy Corbyn or love plant food ..

I am sure we all have annoying habits / beliefs with our family and serious friends that you just accept is part of the person .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I be was once out off a girl by her signing off EVERY message with her name! Like there was some doubt who had control of her keyboard or something! It’s a shame because I think the sex would have been explosive!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Saying visa versa or pacifically "

Pacifically really annoys me unless describing oceanic phenomena!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying visa versa or pacifically

Pacifically really annoys me unless describing oceanic phenomena! "

Discustang/discusting

Its disgusting

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I axed them to stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/01/21 20:45:40]"

When someone says lickle or ickle instead of little

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Being called mate*.

*most of the time, depends on my quim.

Theres my word again

Yeah, it's a beautiful word isn't it? I think I'm going to judge someone's shagability based on how good it sounds when they say it.

Quim. Not heard that for about a decade. Sensational "

Meli's bringin' it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why? "

Think you'll find it's "I ain't done nuffink"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.

I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha

Me too, always ate left handed "

Yaaayyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?

Think you'll find it's "I ain't done nuffink" "

*shudders*

Mr HH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying visa versa or pacifically

Pacifically really annoys me unless describing oceanic phenomena! "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their knife and fork in the wrong hands.

My wife did this, drove me nuts for 7 years of marriage.

I do this my mum is left handed and I'm right handed, so i do all sorts of weird things. It's funny in a posh restaurant, the staff go mental haha

Me too, always ate left handed

Yaaayyyy "

You'll be using a cauldron and casting spells next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?

Think you'll find it's "I ain't done nuffink"

*shudders*

Mr HH"

Oh i thought it was Hippy haha, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tights!

Whaaaatttt? You dont like tights?

That one is weird, oh and I wear tights and dresses all the time "

Seriously! such a sexual turn off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People using double negatives .... “I ain’t done nothing” ... why?

Think you'll find it's "I ain't done nuffink"

*shudders*

Mr HH

Oh i thought it was Hippy haha, sorry! "

Sorry nope, it is the grumpy boring one instead

Mr HH

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

this saying makes me laugh ever since I read the thread on Tw**ter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I axed them to stop! "

Urgh Shudder!

Anyone that can't pronounce words properly - no.

People that use cutesy words like 'hehe'

Mouth breathers

Noisy eaters - crunching with their mouth open.

Constant sniffing and not blowing their nose.

Irritating tappy people that use their fingers as a drum on everything- that is an instant deal breaker

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

A minor irritant for me in being asked “can I ask you a question?”. I’ve started to reply “you just have” which has led to a few puzzled faces.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

As someone with dyslexia, I fear I have done some of these

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