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The person above is naked at your door, what would you do?

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By *omSnow OP   Man
over a year ago

Woking

Be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick it out lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freeze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer you my coat!

To nippy to be running about nekked

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Get them a blanket, it's bloody freezing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freeze!"

Tell them to get 2 metres away from my door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freeze!

Tell them to get 2 metres away from my door!"

Thank my lucky stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freeze!

Tell them to get 2 metres away from my door!

Thank my lucky stars "

Invite you in, its freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freeze!

Tell them to get 2 metres away from my door!

Thank my lucky stars

Invite you in, its freezing "

Invite you in and get cuddled up under my blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freeze!

Tell them to get 2 metres away from my door!

Thank my lucky stars

Invite you in, its freezing "

Invite her in and offer a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freeze!

Tell them to get 2 metres away from my door!

Thank my lucky stars

Invite you in, its freezing "
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Please come in and make yourself comfortable

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

If you’re not delivering a pizza......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not delivering a pizza......"

Tell him I’m still not interested in being a Jehova’s Witness

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

Call the police no matter who they are

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Amen to that.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite her in to get warm

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By *werty38Man
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Invite her in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laugh "

Ask her in

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Give them my old dressing gown because it's beyond nippy out there and call them a taxi

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

Boil the kettle and invit ethem in for a brew!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Close the blinds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniff his bum

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Close the blinds "

Offer him a squirt of mustard and tomato sauce for his sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sniff his bum "

Fart

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Turn the tv up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the blinds

Offer him a squirt of mustard and tomato sauce for his sausage "

Invite her in for cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the blinds

Offer him a squirt of mustard and tomato sauce for his sausage

Invite her in for cake "

Get naked myself and give him a big naked hug to warm him up.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd go "yo beeeyatch, come sniff my carpet"

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By *ig red22Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Close the blinds

Offer him a squirt of mustard and tomato sauce for his sausage

Invite her in for cake

Get naked myself and give him a big naked hug to warm him up. "
fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the blinds

Offer him a squirt of mustard and tomato sauce for his sausage

Invite her in for cake

Get naked myself and give him a big naked hug to warm him up. "

Kisses her, lifts her up

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By *HELONDONCOUPLECouple
over a year ago

london

Invite him in for err a coffee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite him in for err a coffee lol"

As why they are so far out of London in lockdown?

By then check if anyone is looking and sneak them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them a blanket as it's bloody cold out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

invite them in for a nice cup of tea. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come in! I've a Shepard's pie in the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Ask if they would clean my car for a 'blanket & home cooked hot meal' haha

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By *lim and louiseCouple
over a year ago

dromore

The same cum in and warm up

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Hand the man a scotch to keep warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Release the hounds.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Grab my foxtail and yell YEEEEEHAW

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Kick in the bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Release the hounds."

Id be a bit star struck I think

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By *el and jayneMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Send them home

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Kick in the bollocks "

Just coz they're bigger than yours.

Return fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab my foxtail and yell YEEEEEHAW"

Invite you in for a brew, on the agreement of no use of the C word

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By *HELONDONCOUPLECouple
over a year ago

london

Close it lol

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Close it lol"

Hahahaha

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Kick in the bollocks

Just coz they're bigger than yours.

Return fire!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack open a beer

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Shoo him away then spray him with the hose if he comes back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide my cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shoo him away then spray him with the hose if he comes back "
that bum Oooft id touchie squeeze it all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the door with a towel if your really are from atlantis!

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By *werty38Man
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Put the kettle on

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Call the police and the mental hospital.

I never want to see a naked man on my door step

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Let em sniff my minge through the letter box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let em sniff my minge through the letter box "

Invite them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let em sniff my minge through the letter box

Invite them in "

Get naked

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Let em sniff my minge through the letter box "

ffs ya nutter .

Peach can tell me all her lovely toilet stories whilst we drink tea

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Let em sniff my minge through the letter box

Invite them in "

Giggle nervously

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Poke my willy through the letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Check for icicles

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By *orkvweMan
over a year ago

Cork


"Check for icicles "

Try to hide the erection

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

Give her a coat haha

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Check for icicles

Try to hide the erection "

Offer a woolly sock x

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Give a nice hug with a plastic sheet the way they did on good morning Britain as with the current crisis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer a hot watwr bottle to the frozen dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check for icicles

Try to hide the erection

Offer a woolly sock x"

Ask why she's naked except for one sock

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By *ig red22Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Check for icicles

Try to hide the erection

Offer a woolly sock x"
fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check for icicles

Try to hide the erection

Offer a woolly sock x fuck "

Fuck....why do my posts always get ignored?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Check for icicles

Try to hide the erection

Offer a woolly sock x fuck

Fuck....why do my posts always get ignored?"

Invite them in for coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make some soup, grab some clothing to wear and give them some money to get some more.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Make some soup, grab some clothing to wear and give them some money to get some more. "
give them there cloths back as they would get cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London


"Make some soup, grab some clothing to wear and give them some money to get some more. give them there cloths back as they would get cold "

Nipple twist from a safe distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run "
booby squeeze

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Smile widely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run booby squeeze"

Invite them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run booby squeeze

Invite them in "

Wine and upstairs

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By *im4play4uMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

go and buy a lottery ticket, and hope that I'm not invited to follow after that huge helmet has set the mark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run booby squeeze

Invite them in

Wine and upstairs "

Only upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run booby squeeze

Invite them in

Wine and upstairs

Only upstairs "

More space for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run booby squeeze

Invite them in

Wine and upstairs

Only upstairs

More space for all"

Ahhhhhh very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run booby squeeze

Invite them in "
we would come in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome in for a rum

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Welcome in for a rum "

Offer to smash you back doors in

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By *werty38Man
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fetch a glass

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Fetch a glass "

Tell you you were too late so bring us both a glass

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Fetch a glass

Tell you you were too late so bring us both a glass "

Wedgieeeeeeeeee

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Fetch a glass

Tell you you were too late so bring us both a glass

Wedgieeeeeeeeee"

Hang you to the doorknob by wedgieeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check for icicles

Try to hide the erection

Offer a woolly sock x fuck

Fuck....why do my posts always get ignored?"

I bloody wouldn't! I'd open the door and tell you you're on my hotlist!

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By *ore of thatMan
over a year ago

skerries

Covid vaccine ..just wondering is our shop workers bank workers credit unions.teachers ...when should they get vaccine .they are keeping the country going.also .

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Fetch a glass

Tell you you were too late so bring us both a glass

Wedgieeeeeeeeee"

Why, invite her in and warm her up of course x

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"Fetch a glass

Tell you you were too late so bring us both a glass

Wedgieeeeeeeeee

Why, invite her in and warm her up of course x"

Of course

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By *efthandMan
over a year ago

Halton, Cheshire


"Fetch a glass

Tell you you were too late so bring us both a glass

Wedgieeeeeeeeee

Why, invite her in and warm her up of course x

Of course "

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Peers out into the dark and wonders how they managed to get into the country with everything going on!!

But in the act of good country relations...

It would only be fair (seeing as it's cold) to invite them in for a good cup of British tea and welcome them to a different madhouse that is the UK.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"Fetch a glass

Tell you you were too late so bring us both a glass

Wedgieeeeeeeeee

Why, invite her in and warm her up of course x

Of course

Thanks

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Peers out into the dark and wonders how they managed to get into the country with everything going on!!

But in the act of good country relations...

It would only be fair (seeing as it's cold) to invite them in for a good cup of British tea and welcome them to a different madhouse that is the UK. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/01/21 19:50:57]"

It would appear they removed themselves from the premises so... not much I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/01/21 19:50:57]

It would appear they removed themselves from the premises so... not much I guess "

Playing knock a door run

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Be confused why the delivery driver is naked. And not holding pizza. In the porn they at least bring the pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be confused why the delivery driver is naked. And not holding pizza. In the porn they at least bring the pizza "

Will a meat feast do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be confused why the delivery driver is naked. And not holding pizza. In the porn they at least bring the pizza

Will a meat feast do?"

Give a fist bump!

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Wow, you really are model material!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, you really are model material!"

Welcome them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, you really are model material!

Welcome them in "

Get naughty

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By *eeandsexymCouple
over a year ago

Between selby/york


"Wow, you really are model material!

Welcome them in

Get naughty "

Grab and hug and invite in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign the petition

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Sign the petition "

He knows what I will do

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Sign the petition

He knows what I will do "

Use a lasso

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Sign the petition

He knows what I will do "

Open and

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Invite him in for pancakes

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By *rown ThunderMan
over a year ago

newport

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By *rown ThunderMan
over a year ago

newport

Invite....in...coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close door, sorry but i cant see your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close door, sorry but i cant see your pics"

Fancy watching How I Met Your Mother?

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By *ornypostyMan
over a year ago

newport tf10

Ten invite you in for a warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close door, sorry but i cant see your pics

Fancy watching How I Met Your Mother? "

Oooo its like doing the naked man

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I can't believe to be so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Give him a blanket. He'll catch his death in this weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Offer him a warm coat and a seat by the radiator until he got feeling back in his extremities

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Offer him a warm coat and a seat by the radiator until he got feeling back in his extremities "

Think we both know the answer to that question

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Offer him a warm coat and a seat by the radiator until he got feeling back in his extremities

Think we both know the answer to that question "

Hahahah yesssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blindfold him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set him to work in the garden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Set him to work in the garden! "

Set him to work in the kitchen

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

Think you've got the wrong address

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Pass him some clothes, I wouldn't want the dog to get upset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you've got the wrong address "

To be honest, I've been going door to door. Not having much luck

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Think you've got the wrong address

To be honest, I've been going door to door. Not having much luck "

Grab him a towel and a house coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you've got the wrong address

To be honest, I've been going door to door. Not having much luck

Grab him a towel and a house coat "

I’d ask to borrow the key for the gate ..

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Think you've got the wrong address

To be honest, I've been going door to door. Not having much luck

Grab him a towel and a house coat

I’d ask to borrow the key for the gate .. "

Offer him cherries and advise him to eat them instead of using them as bombs

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over a year ago


"Think you've got the wrong address

To be honest, I've been going door to door. Not having much luck

Grab him a towel and a house coat

I’d ask to borrow the key for the gate ..

Offer him cherries and advise him to eat them instead of using them as bombs "

Invite her in for tea

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By *anMoodyMan
over a year ago

near Rushden Lakes


"Think you've got the wrong address

To be honest, I've been going door to door. Not having much luck

Grab him a towel and a house coat

I’d ask to borrow the key for the gate ..

Offer him cherries and advise him to eat them instead of using them as bombs

Invite her in for tea "

I wouldn’t invite you in!

I’d DRAG you in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you've got the wrong address

To be honest, I've been going door to door. Not having much luck

Grab him a towel and a house coat

I’d ask to borrow the key for the gate ..

Offer him cherries and advise him to eat them instead of using them as bombs

Invite her in for tea

I wouldn’t invite you in!

I’d DRAG you in lol "

Give him a dressing gown coz he’d be cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you've got the wrong address

To be honest, I've been going door to door. Not having much luck

Grab him a towel and a house coat

I’d ask to borrow the key for the gate ..

Offer him cherries and advise him to eat them instead of using them as bombs

Invite her in for tea

I wouldn’t invite you in!

I’d DRAG you in lol

Give him a dressing gown coz he’d be cold"

The ponds out the back if youd be more comfortable

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Maybe phone the police?

Just kidding, I'd throw you a blanket and ask why youre naked in this weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend not to be in

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Wrong address mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him some clothes he must be freezing haha

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Call him an Uber and hope the driver puts the heating on for him

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Call him an Uber and hope the driver puts the heating on for him "

Fancy some mulled cider and there's room under my electric blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call him an Uber and hope the driver puts the heating on for him "

Haha thats kind of you thanks

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By *rMrs84Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Call him an Uber and hope the driver puts the heating on for him

Fancy some mulled cider and there's room under my electric blanket "

Shut it. Hot and all but we’re in a pandemic for goodness sakes

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Call him an Uber and hope the driver puts the heating on for him

Fancy some mulled cider and there's room under my electric blanket

Shut it. Hot and all but we’re in a pandemic for goodness sakes "

Sorry but I'd have to call the police as not my regular basis lol

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Leave the door shut

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By *entleman-DaveMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Keep door shut lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite them in for some toast.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Chat for a while whilst wifey makes a brew..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’d let one in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d need to widen the door ... wow! Immense shoulders

x

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Definitely invite them in for a socially distanced hot chocolate... possibly with a shot of salted caramel Irish cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely invite them in for a socially distanced hot chocolate... possibly with a shot of salted caramel Irish cream"

Make it coffee with Irish cream...

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Definitely invite them in for a socially distanced hot chocolate... possibly with a shot of salted caramel Irish cream

Make it coffee with Irish cream..."

I can do coffee too!...

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By *ayTTV/TS
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Suck it hard then ask it to leave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them they have the wrong house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him some tomato soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a weighted blanket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her she’s pissed as Ash lives two doors down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open it "

When I said go and get some naked noodles that is not what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me in "

Id let you in and crank the heating up its freezing outside! Although im certainly not complaining about the company

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Bugga off and where's your mask

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By *iddylad87Man
over a year ago

kidderminster


"Bugga off and where's your mask "

You sound like lord luck on Friday night dinner

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Probably shut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find him some clothes, it's freezing out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find him some clothes, it's freezing out there "

Put a nice hat on his head. He looks worried about that mistletoe hanging above him!

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