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101 Things you may have misheard.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Mushy, i did not say you were for King Canute."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do spend 500 0n a pair of shoes

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

fork handles

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

one from fab....

....i can eat pussy for hours

always mis hear/read that one cos the never bloody do

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"fork handles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the "fuck n knife" in the chinese take away!

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"one from fab....

....i can eat pussy for hours

always mis hear/read that one cos the never bloody do "

The last time i said that to a woman she told me to try again when i'd learned to do it properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who can ever forget Madonna's epic line: "Like a virgin, touched for the thirty first time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Grandfathers Cock was too tall for the shelf...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has anyone seen mike hunt?

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple
over a year ago

Rochester

Every time I hear the 'Madchick 105.4' radio jingle! LOL

(It should be Magic, for those that dont know the station.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one from fab....

....i can eat pussy for hours

always mis hear/read that one cos the never bloody do "

You'd probably get bored. I love to do it, but sometimes tongue cramp sets in after 45 mins or so........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm horny 24/7

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By *imples91Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"one from fab....

....i can eat pussy for hours

always mis hear/read that one cos the never bloody do "

Thought I was the only one!! lol

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

i dont get it!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Buying a round of drinks, the south African barmaid definitely asked me "do you want arse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen mike hunt? "

The safety officer where I used to work was called Mike Hunt. You'd think he'd have the decency to call himself Michael on all official paperwork! I did have a giggle everytime I saw it, never got bored!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a christening once of a baby called Ruby Marie. The vicar kept calling her Ruby Murry and I kept wanting to say "can I have a naan with it!?"

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Who can ever forget Madonna's epic line: "Like a virgin, touched for the thirty first time""

Hahaha, Love Madonna.

Two things about that song, when it first made it onto Top of the Pops, I remember myself and my male co-worker who had never talked about pop songs before both saying had we seen the video on TOTP the previous night, thus began my love affair with Madonna....lol

As for the song, I've always sung the line "Like a Virgin, Fucked for the very first time"

And for Beyounce's Crazy In Love song, I always used to sing "Sammi Hyypia's Crazy Right Now" For those who don't know Hyypia was a centre half for Liverpool and I couldn't work out why he had a song written about him, mind you I've always been rubbish at getting lyrics right in records.....

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can't remember which soul singer crooned

"once I'm in the nude, I like to go straight to the loo

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