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"I agree with the brown sauce comment , I want to live in your village "You just want sacrificed, I know your game | |||
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness?" We are completely isolated and self sustainable | |||
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"Different, refreshing, niced to see some light humour, too many very serious profiles about, nice one." Thank you | |||
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness? We are completely isolated and self sustainable "Do you guys have Covid? If not imma coming hey! | |||
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness? We are completely isolated and self sustainable
Do you guys have Covid? If not imma coming hey!"We've never heard of it, we don't have TV's or anything. We just sit around the campfires drinking home brew all day | |||
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"Send me your address please "It's probably safer if I come to you. The village males can't be trusted to behave with visitors | |||
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness? We are completely isolated and self sustainable
Do you guys have Covid? If not imma coming hey!
We've never heard of it, we don't have TV's or anything.
We just sit around the campfires drinking home brew all day "Sounds like my kinda place! Swear me in and I'll be there soon | |||
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"I like it! Does the moat have a draw bridge or is it just village origins that provide the naughtiness? We are completely isolated and self sustainable
Do you guys have Covid? If not imma coming hey!
We've never heard of it, we don't have TV's or anything.
We just sit around the campfires drinking home brew all day
Sounds like my kinda place! Swear me in and I'll be there soon "I'll convene the elders and announce an initiation ceremony. You'll need to bring your own lube though  | |||
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"Rather than start a new post would you guys be kind enough to rate mine and any improvements that can be made including pics. Thanks in advance " You should lose the legal disclaimer blerb, it's a massive turn off | |||
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"Rather than start a new post would you guys be kind enough to rate mine and any improvements that can be made including pics. Thanks in advance " Missing Sidney University statement | |||
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"Its good, but the flying octopus part is unrealistic "We worship them. It would be inappropriate to exclude them | |||
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"I put the statement on having seen it on profiles. So this is not required than or is it self preference" It's not a requirement | |||
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"I have updated my profile. Please let me know if there are any improvements/adjustments necessary. Thank you "tel me have you been on magic mushrooms lately lol | |||
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"I have updated my profile. Please let me know if there are any improvements/adjustments necessary. Thank you tel me have you been on magic mushrooms lately lol"We can't meet, so I have utilised my profile to it's maximum potential instead of saying what I like/looking for | |||
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"Pretty damn perfect! Brown sauce is evil. V x" Thank you x There's not much happening from my watchtower lookout. There's been a few enemy scouts spotted earlier, but nothing happening yet, thankfully | |||
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"Pretty damn perfect! Brown sauce is evil. V x Thank you x There's not much happening from my watchtower lookout. There's been a few enemy scouts spotted earlier, but nothing happening yet, thankfully "Good! Get the patchwork finished. It’s brass monkeys out there x | |||
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" Well written very humourus great pics a lot of variety and creativity! 10/10 x" Thank you x | |||
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"Pretty damn perfect! Brown sauce is evil. V x Thank you x There's not much happening from my watchtower lookout. There's been a few enemy scouts spotted earlier, but nothing happening yet, thankfully
Good! Get the patchwork finished. It’s brass monkeys out there x"Tell me about it! I'm still waiting for Igor to arrive with some more home brew but I think he's into the finals of the rock throwing contest | |||
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie "Sacrilege! Come one and all! Gather your pitchforks and lanterns! | |||
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
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"If you are happy with it its good" To be honest I've no idea why I did this. We can't meet, so what's the point in having a profile about what I'm like and what I'm looking for? May as well have fun and get crazy messages on the back of it | |||
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
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Kinda exciting being a fugitive "Careful now. It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you  | |||
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"Do you chant "For Greater Good" during your council meeting?" I've applied many times to be on the high council, but alas it's to no avail. They don't trust me after I hired cheap labour and the monorail crashed into the giant flamingos | |||
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"Ooh "I found today
I think there are many hidden ones.......
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I think there are many hidden ones.......
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Find em all xx"I have asked admin for a list on the Xmas emoji thread 
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" Tell me about it! I'm still waiting for Igor to arrive with some more home brew but I think he's into the finals of the rock throwing contest "I read that as “cock throwing” Time for bed. | |||
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" Tell me about it! I'm still waiting for Igor to arrive with some more home brew but I think he's into the finals of the rock throwing contest
I read that as “cock throwing”
Time for bed."Thats Saturdays event | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...???" Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area. Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain | |||
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"It’s great, Just missing a verification from me "I can alert the village elders for an initiation ceremony. Please ensure you bring your own lube | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area. Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain "Fitting tribute to the great man! I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!! ...or forumite | |||
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
Kinda exciting being a fugitive
Careful now.
It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you "Can't be if I'm exiled though can I?  | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
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Ask Mystique "No | |||
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"Love it, very very funny..... I’m my village there are bad bad terrible things done to people that put ketchup on bacon. You might like it here! "Thank you haha | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area. Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite"His memory shall live on forever 
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
Kinda exciting being a fugitive
Careful now.
It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you
Can't be if I'm exiled though can I? "You can be exiled after being sacrificed. We are an accommodating people | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
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Maybe?"Ok x | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area. Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite
His memory shall live on forever
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
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Ask Mystique
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Maybe?
Ok x"One should!! | |||
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
Kinda exciting being a fugitive
Careful now.
It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you
Can't be if I'm exiled though can I?
You can be exiled after being sacrificed.
We are an accommodating people "But what I already had a bacon sandwich and brown sauce today | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
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Ask Mystique
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Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!"One will when I can find his stinky ass | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area. Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite
His memory shall live on forever
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
X
Maybe you could annually commemorate Urinus’s passing by pissing in the water feature? "That's an excellent proposal. I'll forward a request to the village elders so that we all gather for a golden shower ceremony | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
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Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass"Has he not had his Christmas Douche? | |||
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One will when I can find his stinky ass
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"I like it. But I'd forever be wandering and exiled as brown sauce is the only way for a bacon buttie
Sacrilege!
Come one and all!
Gather your pitchforks and lanterns!
Kinda exciting being a fugitive
Careful now.
It's sacrifice day tomorrow, it could be you
Can't be if I'm exiled though can I?
You can be exiled after being sacrificed.
We are an accommodating people
But what I already had a bacon sandwich and brown sauce today ""Oi Igor can you hear me?" "Yes Mistress" "Right, convene the elders immediately! We have an urgent matter requiring our attention. Make sure the leather restraints are in place and the cucumbers are at the ready." "Yes Mistress, immediately Mistress" | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area. Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite
His memory shall live on forever
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
X
Maybe you could annually commemorate Urinus’s passing by pissing in the water feature?
That's an excellent proposal.
I'll forward a request to the village elders so that we all gather for a golden shower ceremony "Quite windy up in the 7th Realm Don’t wanna get caught pissing in the wind! | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na"Hopefully next year?! | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!"You can rim him | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Urinusmaximus has his own rememberance area. Complete with a statue showing his magnificence with an inbuilt water fountain
Fitting tribute to the great man!
I’ll give you kudos for no mention of the word Fora!!
...or forumite
His memory shall live on forever
I'm not sure if I should add to it periodically, like an update thing, or just leave it as is, and do status updates?
X
Maybe you could annually commemorate Urinus’s passing by pissing in the water feature?
That's an excellent proposal.
I'll forward a request to the village elders so that we all gather for a golden shower ceremony
Quite windy up in the 7th Realm
Don’t wanna get caught pissing in the wind!"That's very wise. "Oi Igor" "Yes Mistress, tell the elders the Urinusmaximus ceremony can only take place when the wind is blowing south, south you get me!" "Yes Mistress, will that be all?" "Can you tell Natalie that her 'services' are required here in the watchtower, I need warming up" "Yes Mistress, of course Mistress" | |||
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I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him "I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
i thought you are bald "Nope wheres a wig x | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
I'm nosey
Ask Mystique
No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
i thought you are bald
Nope wheres a wig x"I stole it off Donald | |||
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x" Xxx | |||
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x" You can move to our village anytime | |||
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"Remember that conversation we had about forum profiles...??? Please share Private business
I'm nosey
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No
Maybe?
Ok x
One should!!
One will when I can find his stinky ass
Has he not had his Christmas Douche?
Na
Hopefully next year?!
You can rim him
I’m busy washing my hair that night ...unfortunately
i thought you are bald
Nope wheres a wig x
I stole it off Donald"Duck | |||
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x You can move to our village anytime "Yes please sounds a fun village x | |||
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x "We have lots of entertainment. Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have | |||
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have "Yes you should most definitely lol x | |||
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It's a fun place
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have
Yes you should most definitely lol x"Any ideas what I could include? | |||
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have
Yes you should most definitely lol x
Any ideas what I could include?"Not shour lol x | |||
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have
Yes you should most definitely lol x
Any ideas what I could include?
Not shour lol x"I shall have a think. Maybes add something about my servant who is called Igor | |||
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It's a fun place
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Il be there x"We are waiting and have lowered our defences for your arrival X | |||
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"20 out 10 sis you just made me giggle x You can move to our village anytime
Yes please sounds a fun village x
We have lots of entertainment.
Maybes I should expand on that tomorrow to show the fun we have
Yes you should most definitely lol x
Any ideas what I could include?
Not shour lol x
I shall have a think.
Maybes add something about my servant who is called Igor "Ha ha lol that be a good one x | |||
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it "That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout | |||
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout "Tempting, but I may stay away from them too. Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them. | |||
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them. "We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight. And it's cold 
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them.
We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight.
And it's cold
"Quite rubbish defence system. I managed to get through to bring you this hot chocolate and to keep you company. | |||
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them.
We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight.
And it's cold
Quite rubbish defence system. I managed to get through to bring you this hot chocolate and to keep you company. "You're a hardy lot in this village. Despite this cold, you managed to end the festivities naked and have an orgy. However, you're easily distracted by said festivities seeing as no one saw me slip into your village whilst munching on my bacon sandwich with the brown sauce, which I don't even like. | |||
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them.
We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight.
And it's cold
Quite rubbish defence system. I managed to get through to bring you this hot chocolate and to keep you company.
You're a hardy lot in this village. Despite this cold, you managed to end the festivities naked and have an orgy.
However, you're easily distracted by said festivities seeing as no one saw me slip into your village whilst munching on my bacon sandwich with the brown sauce, which I don't even like."I fell asleep on duty. Please don't tell the elders. They take this stuff very seriously | |||
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"As lovely as your village sounds, as a travelling brown sauce salesman, I think I should steer clear of it
That's probably for the best, but our enemy village love brown sauce, give them a shout
Tempting, but I may stay away from them too.
Wouldn't want to become your enemy by association with them.
We are improving our defence systems but are still vulnerable to attack, hence why I'm sat in this stupid watchtower keeping look tonight.
And it's cold
Quite rubbish defence system. I managed to get through to bring you this hot chocolate and to keep you company.
You're a hardy lot in this village. Despite this cold, you managed to end the festivities naked and have an orgy.
However, you're easily distracted by said festivities seeing as no one saw me slip into your village whilst munching on my bacon sandwich with the brown sauce, which I don't even like."See... I'm a really good salesman if I can get you eating it when you don't even like it! | |||
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