FabSwingers.com forum: Time for an honest profile giggle

By *hysoseriously OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

It’s the new year so take a few seconds and write a silly but short and honest refresh of your profile such as:

Older guy, chats a lot

Working on six pack but it’s stuck in the fridge

Owns own teeth and hair

Mostly here for the sex

Seeks similar with boobs (please have a pussy too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not serious. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I updated my profile earlier today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I updated my profile earlier today

Have a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I updated my profile earlier today

Have a

Thank you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Midget ewok hobbit.

Bit of a cunt like, but fuck it eh.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Midget ewok hobbit.

Bit of a cunt like, but fuck it eh."

You’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a profile under a different DisneyFuckingCharachers name that simply said 'Bollox'

It made no difference to any of it.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I once had a profile under a different DisneyFuckingCharachers name that simply said 'Bollox'

It made no difference to any of it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Incapacitated, fat woman and super geek man seek peace and quiet for the foreseeable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pity shags accepted here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only here for the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small person looking for a firm hand when out of prison.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Too pervy for most, too vanilla for the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small person looking for a firm hand when out of prison. "

What did you do to be in prison?

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By *reya!Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace

Humanoid of feminine appearance, with who knows what hair colour?

Sometimes inappropriate sense of humour.

Likes eating, a lot.

Seeks male with giant wang and the ability to hit a moving target from 50 paces.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Misunderstood. Annoying. Body has deteriorated beyond recognition in past month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowed a dictionary, really just wants to swallow your cock

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Doesn't possess a dictionary. Has a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small person looking for a firm hand when out of prison.

What did you do to be in prison?"

It's for my own safety so I don't catch covid. And everybody else's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small person looking for a firm hand when out of prison.

What did you do to be in prison?

It's for my own safety so I don't catch covid. And everybody else's. "

Damn! Here goes my fantasy of a prison guard waving his truncheon at an unruly inmate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small person looking for a firm hand when out of prison.

What did you do to be in prison?

It's for my own safety so I don't catch covid. And everybody else's.

Damn! Here goes my fantasy of a prison guard waving his truncheon at an unruly inmate "

Sorry, I tend to do as I'm told.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Self decepricating, bashfully shy, armed with some wobbly bits and a cracking pair of tits

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Self decepricating, bashfully shy, armed with some wobbly bits and a cracking pair of tits

I haven’t looked, being a gentleman

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Fat woman, nice smile and banging arse though.

Writes like she eats pringles, once she pops she just can't stop.

Bit insecure at certain times in the year so will post photos for attention.

Likes pints, scotch eggs, walks, pubs and sex clubs.

Will pleasure both men and women as she's a tad greedy as well as insatiable.

Thinks she's funny.

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