FabSwingers.com forum: I should leave fab because

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I moan too much!

ffs thats tickled me.

Why should YOU leave fab?

Daft replies only. Or serious ones lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I popped on here thinking it was where I could purchase a great swingset.

My mate said they got a fab one from here.

Not sure how he's going to look tied up in the back garden though. Ho hum

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It would be an opportunity to burn bridges and stomp my foot and spit my dummy out before slamming the door and hitting myself on the arse on the way out.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are too many single women flooding my inbox with pussy pics

It's really off-putting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are too many single women flooding my inbox with pussy pics

It's really off-putting

Those hussies!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I popped on here thinking it was where I could purchase a great swingset.

My mate said they got a fab one from here.

Not sure how he's going to look tied up in the back garden though. Ho hum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my dicks fallen off over the amount of wanking I’ve done since joining

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not meeting"

Ooooh timewaster. Leave already

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

To give all you other byatches a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The men on here are constantly pestering me for sex. Suggesting positions I couldn't possibly get into. I can't take much more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be an opportunity to burn bridges and stomp my foot and spit my dummy out before slamming the door and hitting myself on the arse on the way out. "

Yolo do it unleash your inner diva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m fake and fussy

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few times it's been because I've engaged in a handful of private messages, so we're practically in a relationship now and I shouldn't be still posting or chatting publicly

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

My dick is too big and it could kill somebody

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To give all you other byatches a chance

I know man, fuck off will ya

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"It would be an opportunity to burn bridges and stomp my foot and spit my dummy out before slamming the door and hitting myself on the arse on the way out.

Yolo do it unleash your inner diva "

What? Again??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I should leave Fab because Admin have received complaints from people who have had to buy bigger monitors so that they can see all of my tits, when I'm stood sideways on

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I should leave here because I’m sick of pushy women sending pussy pics and demanding no holds barred amazing sex sessions at the drop of a hat !!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Because I’m fake and fussy "

Fantastic couples profile name right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m fake and fussy

Fantastic couples profile name right there

Or fake and fickle

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I should leave fab due to the amount of unsolicited boob pics in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are too many single women flooding my inbox with pussy pics

It's really off-putting

Those hussies!!! "

I know right! Bet they wouldn't like it if it was the other way round

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"There are too many single women flooding my inbox with pussy pics

It's really off-putting

Sorry about that

I should leave as I can’t help but send photos of my undercarriage to people who haven’t asked to see it.

When I leave though I will start a thread saying I am going and would like everyone to beg me to stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the itch in my boxers has been scratched. My chlamydia has cleared up and its time to find a woman with standards

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By *iffyjeffMan
over a year ago

I'll go to town

"I popped on here thinking it was where I could purchase a great swingset.

My mate said they got a fab one from here.

Not sure how he's going to look tied up in the back garden though. Ho hum"

This made is funny as fucking fuck

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I’m leaving because I never get any dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well no one FAB's my cock pics

I've not had a meet and ive been on here 3 weeks

Non of the sexy ladies answear my messages.

All I get it blokes wanting to do press ups in my bum.

Need I go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not meeting anyone now and wasn’t for a long time before covid either

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If I told you i'd have to shoot you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wasting too much time on here. Fortunately I can multi-task..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Because nobody will fuck me during lockdown and you women are all lesbians * say most blokes *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I get far too grumpy when people completely misunderstand the purpose of a post/question, and instead use the opportunity to troll.

On the plus side of life , I’ve only got home-schooling my 2 children and my job to try and manage!

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The non-stop notifications are draining my battery!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I can't get no satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I don’t seem to fancy anyone

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Because I've run out of funny status updates to write.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the itch in my boxers has been scratched. My chlamydia has cleared up and its time to find a woman with standards

You cannot be Sirius?!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Apparently I'm not allowed to come on here and moan according to some folk on here

Tough, I'm sticking around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I've run out of funny status updates to write."

Say it aint so!!!

Some of these comments are hilarious. Im off to moan about how funny you fabbers are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because none of the females want pumped up the bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm not allowed to come on here and moan according to some folk on here

Tough, I'm sticking around

. I read that. I stuck to my New Years resolution and stayed out of it

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By *el and jayneMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Because I fancy pigeons lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are too many single women flooding my inbox with pussy pics

It's really off-putting

Sorry about that

I should leave as I can’t help but send photos of my undercarriage to people who haven’t asked to see it.

When I leave though I will start a thread saying I am going and would like everyone to beg me to stay. "

It would be the opposite on my thready where everyone begs me to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...because I fell down the rabbit hole and now I'm very late, for a very important date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because Boris said so!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

.....because my vag has sealed up

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Because I’m invisible *takes off clothes and runs around*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....because my vag has sealed up

WD40 on its way. Nozzle may need adjustment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....because my vag has sealed up

WD40 on its way. Nozzle may need adjustment"

(Use to spray the affected area. Do not try and insert it!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should leve fab because I am just to damm sexy

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because I’m invisible *takes off clothes and runs around*

Who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm not allowed to come on here and moan according to some folk on here

Tough, I'm sticking around

. I read that. I stuck to my New Years resolution and stayed out of it

Well done Nora. I should maybe take a leaf out of your book. You can almost guess which people will say what on some threads. It's all entertaining

Haha yes you really can!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Because I’m invisible *takes off clothes and runs around*

Who said that

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Apparently I'm not allowed to come on here and moan according to some folk on here

Tough, I'm sticking around

. I read that. I stuck to my New Years resolution and stayed out of it

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.Well done Nora. Maybe I should take a leaf out of your book. It's entertaining though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I'm not allowed to come on here and moan according to some folk on here

Tough, I'm sticking around

. I read that. I stuck to my New Years resolution and stayed out of it

Well done Nora. I should maybe take a leaf out of your book. You can almost guess which people will say what on some threads. It's all entertaining

Haha yes you really can!

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i have a small cock going bald and hideously ugly. That will do it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m a desperate, ignorant, shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft and so far up my own arse I can only see when I open my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....because my vag has sealed up

Have got a handy vag lube dispenser here. 2 pumps is all it takes.

Wanted to pitch it on dragons den but bloody BBC said it wasn't appropriate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I've become a reformed virgin thanks to Boris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I add no value

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I should leave fab because, my 'mum and dad' recently joined & saw them on page 1

lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Because I take dick pics over the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my aubergine is far too big for you ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should leave fab because, my 'mum and dad' recently joined & saw them on page 1

lol"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my red tie attracts more than i do lol haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get no satisfaction "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I’m a desperate, ignorant, shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft and so far up my own arse I can only see when I open my mouth. "

That is not an appropriate reason to leave!!!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Because I have a small penis.

Funny because it's true

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because really I'm a man.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

Good job us lovely folk have a sense of humour isn't it. You HAVE to stick around, pleeeaaase.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Because really I'm a man. "

Well in that case I'm very gay coz I'd love too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm swamped with offers, so much so I can't keep up

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Because I'm an opinionated, boring bully and a bit of an arse...allegedly

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By *ellsuitedMan
over a year ago

Elstree

"There are too many single women flooding my inbox with pussy pics

It's really off-putting

And demanding cock pics!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

Good job us lovely folk have a sense of humour isn't it. You HAVE to stick around, pleeeaaase.

Pah. It'd take more than that to get rid of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

Good job us lovely folk have a sense of humour isn't it. You HAVE to stick around, pleeeaaase.

Pah. It'd take more than that to get rid of us

Plus I’ve nicked your chair.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

I'll look after your kink bag if you both leave xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm an opinionated, boring bully and a bit of an arse...allegedly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

Good job us lovely folk have a sense of humour isn't it. You HAVE to stick around, pleeeaaase.

Pah. It'd take more than that to get rid of us

Plus I’ve nicked your chair."

Damn, I'm not as quick on crutches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

I'll look after your kink bag if you both leave xxx"

Can we share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should leave fab because I’m worth more.

Really... what is a guy like me doing on here?

I could be a catalogue model.

You probably could whisk me away and give me the life I deserve.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

I'll look after your kink bag if you both leave xxx"

You can have it in our Fab will. We got new kit delivered today

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

I'll look after your kink bag if you both leave xxx

You can have it in our Fab will. We got new kit delivered today

Smarty, you can share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because my red tie attracts more than i do lol haha"

Don’t know why that tickled me so much

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Because my aubergine is far too big for you ladies. "

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

I'll look after your kink bag if you both leave xxx

You can have it in our Fab will. We got new kit delivered today

Smarty, you can share

Yey

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

We aren't

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

We aren't

Your boobs are hot (at least were in that pic, I imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because my red tie attracts more than i do lol haha"

I like ties.....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Because disabled chicks aren't hot. Apparently

We aren't

Your boobs are hot (at least were in that pic, I imagine

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Because my red tie attracts more than i do lol haha

Don’t know why that tickled me so much

Hey there, pleased you weren't scared away today from today's earlier posts. There can be some 'vocal' folk on here but some of us are nice

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

.....I thought it was a group for like-minded dancers into rock & roll, jump-jive and swing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm running out of suits to change into.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Because bath pics aren’t cool anymore or that I only have the one purple tie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because bath pics aren’t cool anymore or that I only have the one purple tie

Swap to shower pics?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Because bath pics aren’t cool anymore or that I only have the one purple tie

Swap to shower pics? "

Can someone let me use there shower please.....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I should leave because what was up has now slid down, and what was form has now dried up

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I should leave because what was up has now slid down, and what was form has now dried up

* down not form

see even my phone hates me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should leave because what was up has now slid down, and what was form has now dried up

I've got the Super Fresco wallpaper jingle stuck in my head now!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Because I don’t send a dick pic in the first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I moan too much!

ffs thats tickled me.

Why should YOU leave fab?

Daft replies only. Or serious ones lmao. "

My staggering penile might has the potential to be fatal if unleashed at full capacity, and I can’t in good conscience risk any of the fine ladies of Fab falling victim to it.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Because I’m a desperate, ignorant, shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft and so far up my own arse I can only see when I open my mouth. "

Jeez, hold a grudge, much?

I only called it you the once....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because I don’t send a dick pic in the first message

But you do send them, occasionally?.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Because I don’t send a dick pic in the first message

But you do send them, occasionally?.

Only the once as I was told they couldn’t look at sausages in the same way anymore

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I moan too much!

ffs thats tickled me.

Why should YOU leave fab?

Daft replies only. Or serious ones lmao.

My staggering penile might has the potential to be fatal if unleashed at full capacity, and I can’t in good conscience risk any of the fine ladies of Fab falling victim to it."

Us innocent ladies would never cope

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because I don’t send a dick pic in the first message

But you do send them, occasionally?.

Only the once as I was told they couldn’t look at sausages in the same way anymore

I did require glasses soon after, yes

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Because I don’t send a dick pic in the first message

But you do send them, occasionally?.

Only the once as I was told they couldn’t look at sausages in the same way anymore

I did require glasses soon after, yes

it was the eye strain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use fab to have a wank lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I moan too much!

ffs thats tickled me.

Why should YOU leave fab?

Daft replies only. Or serious ones lmao.

My staggering penile might has the potential to be fatal if unleashed at full capacity, and I can’t in good conscience risk any of the fine ladies of Fab falling victim to it.

Us innocent ladies would never cope

Which is why I sacrifice my own happiness for your combined safety.

You’re welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause Michelin tyres have offered me to model for them

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I should leave fab to go work at a Chinese takeaway lol

my name keeps making everyone hungry

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I should leave fab to go work at a Chinese takeaway lol

my name keeps making everyone hungry

It really does!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"I should leave fab to go work at a Chinese takeaway lol

my name keeps making everyone hungry

It really does!

Even making myself hungry now lol

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Because I do not have any fuck me shoes

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Because I was told mixing two bright colours together was a big no-no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should leave fab because I am hairy and have a dad bod. I also kill threads because I am dull, boring and honest.

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By *pice-meWoman
over a year ago

Home

I should leave since I have lived out all of my fantasies and devoured many lovely fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's fab?

I thought this was the green fingers gardening site.

I think I should leave pronto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should leave fab because paint dries quicker than it takes to receive a message or reply and the only thing quicker is watching your message come back with a bit fat line though it

boo boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I should leave fab to go work at a Chinese takeaway lol

my name keeps making everyone hungry

It really does!

Even making myself hungry now lol

Do you offer a vegetarian option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m a desperate, ignorant, shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft and so far up my own arse I can only see when I open my mouth.

That is not an appropriate reason to leave!!!! "

No I didn’t think so, so I stayed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m a desperate, ignorant, shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft and so far up my own arse I can only see when I open my mouth.

Jeez, hold a grudge, much?

I only called it you the once....

It was all the others that did that made me dig my heels in and stay

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

I should leave as I am always inundated with messages from intelligent, adventurous, kinky and beautiful women.

To be honest i cant keep up, nor do i have enough time in the day to reply to everyone.

sigh

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"I should leave fab to go work at a Chinese takeaway lol

my name keeps making everyone hungry

It really does!

Even making myself hungry now lol

Do you offer a vegetarian option?

I got mouthwatering spring rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m pregnant and won’t meet. Apparently I’m only allowed to stay if I’m willing to put strangers willies inside me

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"I should leave fab to go work at a Chinese takeaway lol

my name keeps making everyone hungry

It really does!

Even making myself hungry now lol

Is your No. 69 a speciality? Asking for a friend......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm breeching the conditions of a restraint order being here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody has ever suggested that I leave

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’m really not a TV

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"I’m really not a TV"

It’s a false cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am un meetable and taking up site bandwidth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant work out the thing with a dustbin and a giraffe message i got

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I only came on here looking for the bus time tables.

Then couldn't be arrested to leave.

I'll get round to it one day.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

".....because my vag has sealed up

WD40 on its way. Nozzle may need adjustment

(Use to spray the affected area. Do not try and insert it!) "

Dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because someone else said so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it would be an act of mercy for this community

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many reasons to leave and yet youre all here. I love you guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should leave Fab because I'm giving too many guys VSE. If you want to know what it is, watch my video on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I'm giving too many guys VSE. If you want to know what it is, watch my video on my profile. "

Can't you just tell us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because at Christmas my mum borrowed my phone and started innocently swiping through my photos and I nearly had an actual heart attack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because at Christmas my mum borrowed my phone and started innocently swiping through my photos and I nearly had an actual heart attack!

You need to get yourself a photo vault

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Because at Christmas my mum borrowed my phone and started innocently swiping through my photos and I nearly had an actual heart attack!

You need to get yourself a photo vault

Which is brill and you think you're safe then there's that one random photo you forgot to put in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I'm giving too many guys VSE. If you want to know what it is, watch my video on my profile.

Can't you just tell us?"

Virtual Sarah Effect - never ending pre-cum

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