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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The things that spur people on to compete never ceases to amaze me. Today with the outlay of £2 for a couple of bags of haribo, I have managed to get a whole team of 20 competing to get the next prize. By the time I was half way home they had already hit the next mini Target to get a bottle of wine!.

How would you incentivise me to do what you wanted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The things that spur people on to compete never ceases to amaze me. Today with the outlay of £2 for a couple of bags of haribo, I have managed to get a whole team of 20 competing to get the next prize. By the time I was half way home they had already hit the next mini Target to get a bottle of wine!.

How would you incentivise me to do what you wanted? "

Offer you your Haribo back.

But only if you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just ask you super nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The things that spur people on to compete never ceases to amaze me. Today with the outlay of £2 for a couple of bags of haribo, I have managed to get a whole team of 20 competing to get the next prize. By the time I was half way home they had already hit the next mini Target to get a bottle of wine!.

How would you incentivise me to do what you wanted? "
this sounds like a question from blind date

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"The things that spur people on to compete never ceases to amaze me. Today with the outlay of £2 for a couple of bags of haribo, I have managed to get a whole team of 20 competing to get the next prize. By the time I was half way home they had already hit the next mini Target to get a bottle of wine!.

How would you incentivise me to do what you wanted? this sounds like a question from blind date "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

being the prim and proper guy yo are, and me the respectable lady i am...i would offer to lift the hem of my skirt and show you my.............ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The things that spur people on to compete never ceases to amaze me. Today with the outlay of £2 for a couple of bags of haribo, I have managed to get a whole team of 20 competing to get the next prize. By the time I was half way home they had already hit the next mini Target to get a bottle of wine!.

How would you incentivise me to do what you wanted? "

Do the same as you, put a team of competitive guys together and watch them go .... no incentive needed except a whiff of testosterone in the air.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I find that an accidental flash of stocking top will reduce most men to quivering heaps desperate to do my bidding. Especially when they really are not expecting it... And when they realise that they are stockings, which means suspenders too...

I never wear tights. But most people in my life don't know this. Unless I want them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say come on over and don't forget the vodka;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flash my stocking top with a hint of a smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The things that spur people on to compete never ceases to amaze me. Today with the outlay of £2 for a couple of bags of haribo, I have managed to get a whole team of 20 competing to get the next prize. By the time I was half way home they had already hit the next mini Target to get a bottle of wine!.

How would you incentivise me to do what you wanted?

Offer you your Haribo back.

But only if you ..."

Make a coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"being the prim and proper guy yo are, and me the respectable lady i am...i would offer to lift the hem of my skirt and show you my.............ankles "

Watch that skirt doesn't get dirty on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The things that spur people on to compete never ceases to amaze me. Today with the outlay of £2 for a couple of bags of haribo, I have managed to get a whole team of 20 competing to get the next prize. By the time I was half way home they had already hit the next mini Target to get a bottle of wine!.

How would you incentivise me to do what you wanted? this sounds like a question from blind date "

I pick contestant number 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The things that spur people on to compete never ceases to amaze me. Today with the outlay of £2 for a couple of bags of haribo, I have managed to get a whole team of 20 competing to get the next prize. By the time I was half way home they had already hit the next mini Target to get a bottle of wine!.

How would you incentivise me to do what you wanted? this sounds like a question from blind date

I pick contestant number 2. "

It's your loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao @ fabs blind date.. *shudders*

you'd pull some serious nut cases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmfao @ fabs blind date.. *shudders*

you'd pull some serious nut cases "

i think it's an ace idea

who should be cilla though ?

i vote for view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmfao @ fabs blind date.. *shudders*

you'd pull some serious nut cases

i think it's an ace idea

who should be cilla though ?

i vote for view "

I was thinking more Diamonds for Cilla and View for 'our graham'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmfao @ fabs blind date.. *shudders*

you'd pull some serious nut cases "

be amusing for a fab social lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmfao @ fabs blind date.. *shudders*

you'd pull some serious nut cases

i think it's an ace idea

who should be cilla though ?

i vote for view

I was thinking more Diamonds for Cilla and View for 'our graham' "

Diamonds can't be Cilla

We found out the other week she was Nancy Lam - I don't want to lose that image

Although View could be 'our Graham' cos you never do see him either do ya ?

He definately has the whole anonymous voice of reason thing going on.

Yup good call Sassy.

So who else for Cilla's role ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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So who else for Cilla's role ?

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Granny Crumpet? She's a scouser i think

(well thats just presumption because her location is Liverpool)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"flash my stocking top with a hint of a smile "

Only a flash and smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The things that spur people on to compete never ceases to amaze me. Today with the outlay of £2 for a couple of bags of haribo, I have managed to get a whole team of 20 competing to get the next prize. By the time I was half way home they had already hit the next mini Target to get a bottle of wine!.

How would you incentivise me to do what you wanted? this sounds like a question from blind date

I pick contestant number 2.

It's your loss "

I'll take your number in case I made a mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just take out a weapon and force you. So much more satisfying and easy to do

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

So who else for Cilla's role ?

Granny Crumpet? She's a scouser i think

(well thats just presumption because her location is Liverpool)"

i'll be Cilla...seem to have a knack for picking guys that go on to find love somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

So who else for Cilla's role ?

Granny Crumpet? She's a scouser i think

(well thats just presumption because her location is Liverpool)

i'll be Cilla...seem to have a knack for picking guys that go on to find love somewhere else "

Bless.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

So who else for Cilla's role ?

Granny Crumpet? She's a scouser i think

(well thats just presumption because her location is Liverpool)

i'll be Cilla...seem to have a knack for picking guys that go on to find love somewhere else

Bless. "

lol thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lmfao @ fabs blind date.. *shudders*

you'd pull some serious nut cases

i think it's an ace idea

who should be cilla though ?

i vote for view "

Please let me be the question asker..

Questoin 2 - I love it when it goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky, what am I talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmfao @ fabs blind date.. *shudders*

you'd pull some serious nut cases

i think it's an ace idea

who should be cilla though ?

i vote for view

Please let me be the question asker..

Questoin 2 - I love it when it goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky, what am I talking about? "

Mars Bar, straight from the fridge...?

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By *ipgloss..Woman
over a year ago

Stourbridge


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Questoin 2 - I love it when it goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky, what am I talking about? "

A frozen mars bar that's been in a microwave??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not quite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not quite

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