FabSwingers.com forum: How much less sex will you be getting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When we fully lock down?

I will be getting as much as before none lol.

Oh well, I think it’s time to get a porn hub subscription.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get less than none?

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sex life has been drier than the Sahara Desert....cant get any worse than it currently is....

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Can you get less than none?"

When you hand falls asleep before you do?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll be having the same as I was before, and the same as I'll be having until at least 14 days after my second jab. None.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get less than none?"
this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be having the same as I was before, and the same as I'll be having until at least 14 days after my second jab. None."

I’d say the same but with my record I seriously doubt I’ll be able to get it 14 days after my second jab. 14 months after might be too hopeful

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By *ow are you ABCMan
over a year ago

Chester

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone into minus figures now.

Does that mean I can time travel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you get less than none?"

I think after a period of time they say you become a born again virgin?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Any less and I’ll evaporate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we fully lock down?

I will be getting as much as before none lol.

Oh well, I think it’s time to get a porn hub subscription.

Check out redtube it's free lots on their you will love it mate

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

At the moment i have my faithful left hand.

It keeps me company and scratches my balls in the morning.

Arhhhhhh.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I think it’s time to get a porn hub subscription.

So bored of porn.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Trying not to think about it..

My vagina is very sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a magic 8 ball app if I was going to have sex this year and it said 'outlook good ' so it must be true then

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I asked a magic 8 ball app if I was going to have sex this year and it said 'outlook good ' so it must be true then

I got a magic fish in a cracker. It just shook its head and laughed.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

15 minutes less

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

100% zero

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked a magic 8 ball app if I was going to have sex this year and it said 'outlook good ' so it must be true then

I got a magic fish in a cracker. It just shook its head and laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wanted to have sex with someone I would lockdown or not. I just don’t want to have sex with anyone so makes no difference to me.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I asked a magic 8 ball app if I was going to have sex this year and it said 'outlook good ' so it must be true then

I got a magic fish in a cracker. It just shook its head and laughed.

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You couldnt have less sex than me, if you tried. Im jealous of cucks at least they have a partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as always for me.

Absolutely sweet FA

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Doesn’t affect us we’re exempt , got a lanyard from the £1 shop and a big box of out of date condoms..... just kidding , no sex here

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Same amount here, the fiancé is going to have to step up and keep me sated or I'll become more of a nightmare than usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mojo packed up and fucked off before Christmas. At this stage I may just become a nun.

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By *ack69erMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Our lass has stuck to the 2 meter separation rule and that is about as close as my cock gets to her pussy etc since last March time, not even a handjob, in fact its been for about the past 5 years, she blames it on not having any hormones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft... I’m already upset and climbing the walls like a frantic bitch in heat. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffft... I’m already upset and climbing the walls like a frantic bitch in heat. X"

Christ!!!

God knows what you'll be like in February

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I can see a desert on the horizon

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By *e0nMan
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

I think the only chance of me getting any during lockdown is to order a toy off Lovehoney and call it a woman's name ha ha ha ha.

Like a sex toy version of Wilson on. Castaway

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By *ickychef1Man
over a year ago

Greenford

I'm crossed eyed now

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You mean will your hands be falling of by the time lockdown finish after all that walking right hand left hand right hand left damm be feet next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m already counting down the days until I see her again.

If she’s reading this. I just want you to know, you’ll be in trouble that night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the only chance of me getting any during lockdown is to order a toy off Lovehoney and call it a woman's name ha ha ha ha.

Like a sex toy version of Wilson on. Castaway

Some people have married their sex dolls before, I think that’s a bit extreme. But each to their own.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

No less, no more. The same amount as always (hardly any).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Zilch...

D.I.Y is the future...Masturbation for the Nation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wont be getting nothing x

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Cant even be bothered with my toy drawer now.

Sahara here.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Now that Pornhub has had most of its content removed, I can't even say that I enjoy wanking these days.

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

My hand is complaining of a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had less and less sex as of late.

Some of me misses it, but it was mainly the excitement in clubs that got me. I like to flirt in person, spontaneous sex there and then.

So, this year looks bleak for me but I have accepted that

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Can you get less than none?"

That’s what I’d like to know...

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Zero zilch NADA none, even getting bored of my wand now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we fully lock down?

I will be getting as much as before none lol.

Oh well, I think it’s time to get a porn hub subscription.

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same as last 3 years...nothing ??

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