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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Don’t you just hate it when you come up with a great thread subject but have nothing of substance to back it up.

Anyone fancy a nonsense natter.

Failing that we could always pretend we love each other and are fucking our way through the next month or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready."

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are Zoe Ball or ryland going to do interviews in the evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40. "

*checks notes*

Ahh yes, here we go.

Do you have any margarine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a good title for a game show

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fiddles! I appear to be all wet. May I borrow your towel?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Are Zoe Ball or ryland going to do interviews in the evening? "

A behind the scenes look at the training involved.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddles! I appear to be all wet. May I borrow your towel? "

Of course you may.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sounds like a good title for a game show "

It’s going to be quite a journey.

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Darling your technique is all wrong your thumb is pointing all outwards, your shoulders are hunched and your toe curling is all wrong Apart from that i enjoyed it...

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Darling your technique is all wrong your thumb is pointing all outwards, your shoulders are hunched and your toe curling is all wrong Apart from that i enjoyed it..."

Haha brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a good title for a game show

It’s going to be quite a journey. "

Lol I am still looking for a tv Chanel or porn channel to pic my one up

It’s called come fuck with me

It’s a take on come dine with me apart from sex

Whare one woman or man or couple or tv/ts gose round to 4 different people houses has night off sex and then rates them highest rateing wins x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sounds like a good title for a game show

It’s going to be quite a journey.

Lol I am still looking for a tv Chanel or porn channel to pic my one up

It’s called come fuck with me

It’s a take on come dine with me apart from sex

Whare one woman or man or couple or tv/ts gose round to 4 different people houses has night off sex and then rates them highest rateing wins x"

Do you have a link to the application form.

The sex was great but the entertainment let him down so 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a good title for a game show

It’s going to be quite a journey.

Lol I am still looking for a tv Chanel or porn channel to pic my one up

It’s called come fuck with me

It’s a take on come dine with me apart from sex

Whare one woman or man or couple or tv/ts gose round to 4 different people houses has night off sex and then rates them highest rateing wins x

Do you have a link to the application form.

The sex was great but the entertainment let him down so 5. "

Ha ha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fiddles! I appear to be all wet. May I borrow your towel? "

That be my fault I take it he he sorry I just had to post a new video ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(puts hand up) sorry but can I have Shirley Ballas mark my work?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"(puts hand up) sorry but can I have Shirley Ballas mark my work? "

She’s been surprisingly good value on a few shows recently.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fiddles! I appear to be all wet. May I borrow your towel?

Of course you may. "

Hasn't appeared to stop my damp problem

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"(puts hand up) sorry but can I have Shirley Ballas mark my work?

She’s been surprisingly good value on a few shows recently. "

Taskmaster for instance

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Taskmaster for instance "

That would be one

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Taskmaster for instance

That would be one "

I do love that series

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40. "

You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.

You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that "

Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.

Smells great too.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.

You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that

Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.

Smells great too. "

Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.

You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that

Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.

Smells great too.

Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits "

I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.

You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that

Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.

Smells great too.

Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits

I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too. "

Is it a penis

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.

You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that

Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.

Smells great too.

Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits

I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too.

Is it a penis "

Errrrrrr could be

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.

You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that

Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.

Smells great too.

Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits

I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too.

Is it a penis

Errrrrrr could be "

I knew it!!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.

You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that

Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.

Smells great too.

Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits

I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too.

Is it a penis

Errrrrrr could be

I knew it!! "

You can see it if you like.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"What the subject for today's class?

I've got my notepad ready.

Shall we discuss technique. Lube or no lube, I’ve run out and with non essential shops closed I’ve got to use WD40.

You can still ship for essentials so pop down Asda for a big ol tub of coconut oil, you can wank and cook with it (not at the same time tho) how useful is that

Now that’s a top tip. Would it be nice rubbed in your top tits.

Smells great too.

Yes it’s very nice rubbed on tits

I know something else that is very nice rubbed on tits too.

Is it a penis

Errrrrrr could be

I knew it!!

You can see it if you like. "

I’ve already looked, it’s quite a nice one

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