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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Share and discuss random thoughts or questions.

Is a wall made of glass, that wont open or close like a window, called a wall or a window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There won't be enough posts to contain mine, trust me

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By *hezingtonMan
over a year ago

Fleet

A gingerbread man in a gingerbread house....

Are the walls made of flesh or is he made of walls?

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"There won't be enough posts to contain mine, trust me

Try us. Im sure there will be many

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

You never stop clapping. The time between claps just gets longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you turn an airplane on?

Do you put a key in or press a button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong is spelled wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If tomorrow is yesterdays today, is yesterday today's tomorrow?

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

How strange must it have been for the first person who discovered milking a cow.

Like sure. Ill just suck or tug them. Bet it was a man too

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"How do you turn an airplane on?

Do you put a key in or press a button?

It probably depends on the plane... expect most have keyless ignition these days

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"If tomorrow is yesterdays today, is yesterday today's tomorrow?

Nope but that hurt to read

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"How do you turn an airplane on?

Do you put a key in or press a button?

Small personal airplanes have keys and big airliners have buttons.

Well apparently some do have 'keys' that get passed to the pilot, but it's more symbolic as they aren't actually used.

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

Even a car reversing is still going forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do all the teaspoons go?

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If Bon Jovi was halfway there 30 years ago, how close to getting to where he’s going is he likely to be now? Surely he can’t still be halfway there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's impossible to stand backwards on stairs

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Where is your towel?

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Is there a giant bucket somewhere filled with odd socks that teleport out of the washing machine and tumble dryers

Why do towels get dirty when they dry clean hands and bodies...

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"If Bon Jovi was halfway there 30 years ago, how close to getting to where he’s going is he likely to be now? Surely he can’t still be halfway there?"

He might have broken down and forgot to renew his AA cover.

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"If Bon Jovi was halfway there 30 years ago, how close to getting to where he’s going is he likely to be now? Surely he can’t still be halfway there?

He might have broken down and forgot to renew his AA cover. "

He was shot through the heart, maybe he didnt make it or took a detour to hospital

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

How can the flat earth society have members around the globe?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Is there a giant bucket somewhere filled with odd socks that teleport out of the washing machine and tumble dryers

Why do towels get dirty when they dry clean hands and bodies...

What happens to the pairs of socks that go missing? We don't even notice those.

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

If magic was real, would we know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can the flat earth society have members around the globe? "

Hahahaha

I love this

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"How can the flat earth society have members around the globe? "

Both sides of the earth !

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"If Bon Jovi was halfway there 30 years ago, how close to getting to where he’s going is he likely to be now? Surely he can’t still be halfway there?

He might have broken down and forgot to renew his AA cover.

He was shot through the heart, maybe he didnt make it or took a detour to hospital "

I think he'd have gone down in a blaze of glory.

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

How many stairs are there on the stairway to heaven? Also if there’s only a Highway to Hell, if you can’t drive does that mean your only going to Heaven?

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Why are yawns contageous.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Why are yawns contageous.

A psychological need to mimic our fellows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planet of the apes is a true story

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Was an orange called an orange because of its colour why is nothing else just called it’s colour?

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Was an orange called an orange because of its colour why is nothing else just called it’s colour? "

Horses....

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Was an orange called an orange because of its colour why is nothing else just called it’s colour?

Horses.... "

Horses is a colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are yawns contageous.

A psychological need to mimic our fellows "

But you can "catch" a yawn off of dogs and cats and vice versa.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

There is one word in the dictionary that is spelt incorrectly

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By *ympho6969 OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"There is one word in the dictionary that is spelt incorrectly "

Im surprised its only one

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"There is one word in the dictionary that is spelt incorrectly

Im surprised its only one"

Well, there is also only one word spelt correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share and discuss random thoughts or questions.

Is a wall made of glass, that wont open or close like a window, called a wall or a window?

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Outer space is only an hours drive away if we could drive straight up

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