FabSwingers.com forum: Who’s guilty, and who’s to blame?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

Its always her fault dont worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she is a bad egg that one. she causes so many problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww the only time chocolate and orange should be mixed is in jaffa cakes. Keep them separate other than that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm guilty of starting the beef stew movement.

I'm guilty of being a spanner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terry's chocolate orange is a staple of Christmas in this house. It goes in the Xmas box along with the mince pies and the J2O lol. No wonder we packed on the weight so quickly over the holidays this year xxxx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We had a few choc oranges over Christmas. I say had.....

We've got tins of biscuits and a tub of Quality Street, which I'm very tempted to regift to someone else, for my own salvation!

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By * Your PleasureMan
over a year ago

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I’m guilty of not really leaving the house since March last year other than food shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guilty of starting the beef stew movement.

I'm guilty of being a spanner."

I wouldn't worry. This place is overrun with tools..

I'm currently struggling with the call of a 24x pack of peanut m&m's that some well-intentioned fool got me for Christmas..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ewwww the only time chocolate and orange should be mixed is in jaffa cakes. Keep them separate other than that."

We’re going to have to agree to disagree, not keen on Jaffa cakes, but the chocolate was yum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm guilty of starting the beef stew movement.

I'm guilty of being a spanner."

I can agree with the first, but not the second

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm guilty of starting the beef stew movement.

I'm guilty of being a spanner.

I wouldn't worry. This place is overrun with tools..

I'm currently struggling with the call of a 24x pack of peanut m&m's that some well-intentioned fool got me for Christmas..

Corrrrr, fucking love peanut M&Ms

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

No fair I want some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

)

No fair I want some

I would offer you some, but you know, it was yummy

so it’s all gone.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

)

No fair I want some

I would offer you some, but you know, it was yummy

so it’s all gone."

Hmm if I end up having to get changed into outside clothes because the chocolate craving is too much I'm blaming you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

)

No fair I want some

I would offer you some, but you know, it was yummy

so it’s all gone.

Hmm if I end up having to get changed into outside clothes because the chocolate craving is too much I'm blaming you "

Send Mr M? Either way, come and report back

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Me.

Well I ate them, D bought them. So both?!

Mine has been mince pies though. I wouldn't like to say how many I've had over Christmas.

Jo.Xx

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

)

No fair I want some

I would offer you some, but you know, it was yummy

so it’s all gone.

Hmm if I end up having to get changed into outside clothes because the chocolate craving is too much I'm blaming you

Send Mr M? Either way, come and report back

Going to have to bat my eyelids a heck of a lot or pout if he won't go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guilty of starting the beef stew movement.

I'm guilty of being a spanner.

I wouldn't worry. This place is overrun with tools..

I'm currently struggling with the call of a 24x pack of peanut m&m's that some well-intentioned fool got me for Christmas..

Corrrrr, fucking love peanut M&Ms "

I'll leave half of them under a bush at Frankley Services for you. You'd be doing me a favour. I'm so weak...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nope definitely not

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm guilty of starting the beef stew movement.

I'm guilty of being a spanner.

I wouldn't worry. This place is overrun with tools..

I'm currently struggling with the call of a 24x pack of peanut m&m's that some well-intentioned fool got me for Christmas..

Corrrrr, fucking love peanut M&Ms "

So do I!

I bought 1kg bag of amazon.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwww the only time chocolate and orange should be mixed is in jaffa cakes. Keep them separate other than that.

We’re going to have to agree to disagree, not keen on Jaffa cakes, but the chocolate was yum!"

That's ok, you won't have to share your Terry's and I can keep the Jaffas. Happy days

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Me.

Well I ate them, D bought them. So both?!

Mine has been mince pies though. I wouldn't like to say how many I've had over Christmas.

Jo.Xx "

I love mince pies but M has done the last few shopping trips and he hasn't bought any!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

)

No fair I want some

I would offer you some, but you know, it was yummy

so it’s all gone.

Hmm if I end up having to get changed into outside clothes because the chocolate craving is too much I'm blaming you

Send Mr M? Either way, come and report back

Going to have to bat my eyelids a heck of a lot or pout if he won't go

I’d go with pouting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guilty of starting the beef stew movement.

I'm guilty of being a spanner.

I wouldn't worry. This place is overrun with tools..

I'm currently struggling with the call of a 24x pack of peanut m&m's that some well-intentioned fool got me for Christmas..

Corrrrr, fucking love peanut M&Ms

So do I!

I bought 1kg bag of amazon.

Jo.Xx "

They are my one vice. I just can't resist and will polish off a family pack on a car journey...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ewwww the only time chocolate and orange should be mixed is in jaffa cakes. Keep them separate other than that.

We’re going to have to agree to disagree, not keen on Jaffa cakes, but the chocolate was yum!

That's ok, you won't have to share your Terry's and I can keep the Jaffas. Happy days

Perfect

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Me.

Well I ate them, D bought them. So both?!

Mine has been mince pies though. I wouldn't like to say how many I've had over Christmas.

Jo.Xx

I love mince pies but M has done the last few shopping trips and he hasn't bought any!!!"

That's my problem D has done every shop and he bought allll the pies!!

I have 4 left I will send you 2.

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

How did I get the blame?

Wasn't even here.... I was in the shower!!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Me.

Well I ate them, D bought them. So both?!

Mine has been mince pies though. I wouldn't like to say how many I've had over Christmas.

Jo.Xx

I love mince pies but M has done the last few shopping trips and he hasn't bought any!!!

That's my problem D has done every shop and he bought allll the pies!!

I have 4 left I will send you 2.

Jo.Xx "

Thank you Jo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did I get the blame?

Wasn't even here.... I was in the shower!!"

You made me want chocolate orange

I thank you really. It was delicious

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How did I get the blame?

Wasn't even here.... I was in the shower!!

You made me want chocolate orange

I thank you really. It was delicious

My evil did good this time then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did I get the blame?

Wasn't even here.... I was in the shower!!

You made me want chocolate orange

I thank you really. It was delicious

My evil did good this time then!

Well, not if you’re looking at calories, but I’d you’re looking at deliciousness then yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This was also meant to say, what are you guilty of, and who’s to blame, but I forgot that bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwww the only time chocolate and orange should be mixed is in jaffa cakes. Keep them separate other than that.

We’re going to have to agree to disagree, not keen on Jaffa cakes, but the chocolate was yum!

That's ok, you won't have to share your Terry's and I can keep the Jaffas. Happy days

Perfect

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm guilty of starting the beef stew movement.

I'm guilty of being a spanner.

I wouldn't worry. This place is overrun with tools..

I'm currently struggling with the call of a 24x pack of peanut m&m's that some well-intentioned fool got me for Christmas..

Corrrrr, fucking love peanut M&Ms

So do I!

I bought 1kg bag of amazon.

Jo.Xx "

Oh my

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I got a xxlarge bar of dairy milk chocolate to be eaten yet.

Though I hadnt eaten it as ive been enjoying the cadburys cream eggs.

I kinda get into a lot of trouble as I lick all the cream out of it first and then eat the chocolate last.

if im in the mood to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a xxlarge bar of dairy milk chocolate to be eaten yet.

Though I hadnt eaten it as ive been enjoying the cadburys cream eggs.

I kinda get into a lot of trouble as I lick all the cream out of it first and then eat the chocolate last.

if im in the mood to do it "

Not as bad as dipping it in a cup of tea

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m guilty of not eating any Christmas chocolate as yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m guilty of not eating any Christmas chocolate as yet "

That’s impressive. I’ve eaten all of it, and more besides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guilty of starting the beef stew movement.

I'm guilty of being a spanner.

I wouldn't worry. This place is overrun with tools..

I'm currently struggling with the call of a 24x pack of peanut m&m's that some well-intentioned fool got me for Christmas..

Corrrrr, fucking love peanut M&Ms

So do I!

I bought 1kg bag of amazon.

Jo.Xx

Oh my

23x pack now, and I'm not sorry.I was doing ok until this thread...

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I got a xxlarge bar of dairy milk chocolate to be eaten yet.

Though I hadnt eaten it as ive been enjoying the cadburys cream eggs.

I kinda get into a lot of trouble as I lick all the cream out of it first and then eat the chocolate last.

if im in the mood to do it

Not as bad as dipping it in a cup of tea "

I have a mate who spreads cream eggs on his toast

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I got a xxlarge bar of dairy milk chocolate to be eaten yet.

Though I hadnt eaten it as ive been enjoying the cadburys cream eggs.

I kinda get into a lot of trouble as I lick all the cream out of it first and then eat the chocolate last.

if im in the mood to do it

Not as bad as dipping it in a cup of tea

I have a mate who spreads cream eggs on his toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

)"
I blame Tesco's they have Terry's chocolate oranges for a £1 well you have to

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m guilty of buying not only a Terry’s chocolate orange bar, but a bag of Terry’s chocolate orange mini eggs too

I’m blaming NSP, as she put the thought of it into my head (it was yummy though, thanks NSP

Aldi do a 5 small bars pack of dark chocolate with orange and almonds ..... it’s bloody lovely!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’m guilty of not eating any Christmas chocolate as yet

That’s impressive. I’ve eaten all of it, and more besides

We aren’t normal in this house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a xxlarge bar of dairy milk chocolate to be eaten yet.

Though I hadnt eaten it as ive been enjoying the cadburys cream eggs.

I kinda get into a lot of trouble as I lick all the cream out of it first and then eat the chocolate last.

if im in the mood to do it

Not as bad as dipping it in a cup of tea

I have a mate who spreads cream eggs on his toast

Wonder how that would work on a rice cake

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I got a xxlarge bar of dairy milk chocolate to be eaten yet.

Though I hadnt eaten it as ive been enjoying the cadburys cream eggs.

I kinda get into a lot of trouble as I lick all the cream out of it first and then eat the chocolate last.

if im in the mood to do it

Not as bad as dipping it in a cup of tea

I have a mate who spreads cream eggs on his toast

Wonder how that would work on a rice cake

Try it and let me know. Though M went and got me chocolate so all is well with the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a xxlarge bar of dairy milk chocolate to be eaten yet.

Though I hadnt eaten it as ive been enjoying the cadburys cream eggs.

I kinda get into a lot of trouble as I lick all the cream out of it first and then eat the chocolate last.

if im in the mood to do it

Not as bad as dipping it in a cup of tea

I have a mate who spreads cream eggs on his toast

Wonder how that would work on a rice cake

Try it and let me know. Though M went and got me chocolate so all is well with the world

Yay! Well done M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m guilty of over biscuiting my tea.

I was just dipping a rich tea and was distracted by your profile picture.

It fell in.

You’re guilty of ruining my tea FallenAngel woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m guilty of over biscuiting my tea.

I was just dipping a rich tea and was distracted by your profile picture.

It fell in.

You’re guilty of ruining my tea FallenAngel woman."

I take no responsibility, you’re to blame for participating in such a disgusting habit as biscuit dunking

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Remember Tap it... unwrap it

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Terry's chocolate orange is a staple of Christmas in this house. It goes in the Xmas box along with the mince pies and the J2O lol. No wonder we packed on the weight so quickly over the holidays this year xxxx

I bought one as a present for a friend, and treated myself to one at the same time (along with shit loads of other chocolate, cakeand biscuits) And then received another one back from the same friend as a present

And yet, without wishing to rub this in or sound smug in any way, according to the scales at work yesterday still the same weight I was before Christmas

I'm still a fat cunt, and feel fatter than I did before the break, so can only assume I lost more weight in the run up to the big day and have since piled it back on again....

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

how i never heard about Terry's orange chocolate ?

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