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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Simms Ye Olde Sweet Shop

Who wants what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill have a WHAM bar and a bag of fizzy cola bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chalky teeth .... Can't seem to get them anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you want the huge WHAM or the regular WHAM?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will have a couple of chalky lollies and some kali

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chalky teeth .... Can't seem to get them anywhere

Ha they do massive ones in here, the whole mouth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have a couple of chalky lollies and some kali"

Kali?? What the hell is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a packet of Pacers please and a packet of cola spangles, and a packet of opal fruits because starburst are just soooooo not the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chalky teeth .... Can't seem to get them anywhere

Ha they do massive ones in here, the whole mouth! "

Noooooooooo they must be the wrong ones... There covered in chalky stuff and one size only ( ooh sounds rude) Barretts make them.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I will have a couple of chalky lollies and some kali

Kali?? What the hell is that? "

Ooooo! Rainbow Kali and a liquorice zipper!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I will have a couple of chalky lollies and some kali

Kali?? What the hell is that?

Ooooo! Rainbow Kali and a liquorice zipper!

Damn predictive correcting my dipper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YEAh some colsfoot rock and licourice root please, and a quarter of pinapple cubes ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have a couple of chalky lollies and some kali

Kali?? What the hell is that?

Ooooo! Rainbow Kali and a liquorice zipper!

Damn predictive correcting my dipper!

Pmsl wondered what that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a packet of Pacers please and a packet of cola spangles, and a packet of opal fruits because starburst are just soooooo not the same.

OMG cola spangles ..loved them !!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Mint cracknell and old whoppers that are hard and chewy not soft like the new ones!

Walnut whips the coffee ones with the walnut at the bottom as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"YEAh some colsfoot rock and licourice root please, and a quarter of pinapple cubes ta"

It may be Ye olde but when I asked the girl for a quarter she just looked at me all confused. "100 grams" just doesn't sound the same (unless you're allying to columbians)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have a couple of chalky lollies and some kali

Kali?? What the hell is that?

Ooooo! Rainbow Kali and a liquorice zipper!

Damn predictive correcting my dipper!

Pmsl wondered what that was

Ha ha me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

regular am on a cut

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Some popping candy please...thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toffee teacakes and some sasparella drops for me please

if no sasparella drops, i'll have some uncle joes mint balls instead

thank you

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cola cubes and alphabet candy please

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By *ndebs47Couple
over a year ago

Bury

a kilo of them alphabet letters please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"toffee teacakes and some sasparella drops for me please

if no sasparella drops, i'll have some uncle joes mint balls instead

thank you

Uncle Joe wants to know what you intend to do with his balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"toffee teacakes and some sasparella drops for me please

if no sasparella drops, i'll have some uncle joes mint balls instead

thank you

Uncle Joe wants to know what you intend to do with his balls"

uncle joe knows exactly what he's got coming to him

as for you nosey sods, you'll have to wait for the veri

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"toffee teacakes and some sasparella drops for me please

if no sasparella drops, i'll have some uncle joes mint balls instead

thank you

Uncle Joe wants to know what you intend to do with his balls

uncle joe knows exactly what he's got coming to him

as for you nosey sods, you'll have to wait for the veri

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Mr Simms Ye Olde Sweet Shop

Who wants what? "

Must be lions winegums for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pacers - yummy!

Or Texan bar please

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

quarter of yorkshire mixture please

and some american cream soda with a liquorice stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quarter of yorkshire mixture please

what's that ?

is it a deep fried flat cap that tastes of whippet ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Proper sherbet dib dab in card and paper tube, please.

If you're going past Waitrose it would save me a trip as I missed your service yesterday. Semi skimmed and some raspberries please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clove balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pacers - yummy!

Or Texan bar please"
pacers...forgot all about them...yum

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Toffos please

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Popping candy for me please I have heard there is a new use for it

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

And some cough candies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww

where's gong gone ?

i liked him

he was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you may not have them but can I have 3 bars of three mustekteers please

thanx

delivery in person lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Curley wurleys

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

space ships mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La la la not listening.

I'm on a diet. Well ok, not a diet exactly, more just not eating junk and trying to eat more healthy stuff.

I've reclassified rosé wine as healthy.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Mr Simms Ye Olde Sweet Shop

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I ain't going in there... you disappear

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've reclassified rosé wine as healthy."

It's one of your 5-a-day.....it's made from grapes.....add in a peach melba, a banana split and a chocolate orange (counts as 2 cos chocolate is made from cocoa beans, beans are vegetables) then you're following governmental (with mental being the operative part of the word) advice

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