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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Being the bomb?

Listening to Turkish music? Watching football? Downhill wheelchair sledging?

Scratching furniture?

Waiting for some Jelly Babies to arrive in the post? Playing naked backgammon? Admiring my tool? Knitting? Muddling up early 1990's pop groups? Wearing a winter coat? Shaking the room? Supporting your brother? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Woo hoo, more nocturnal fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi again. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woo hoo, more nocturnal fun!

You're on top form tonight. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi again. X"

Hello! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Just had some angel delight... great start to the week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Daniel, I'm good thanks. I missed your reply on the ¹st thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ann. Smileyface x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Woo hoo, more nocturnal fun!

You're on top form tonight. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one!"

I've got my Fab thumbs well flexed tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're ½ way through the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ann. Smileyface x"

Wink and a smile back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had some angel delight... great start to the week "

Oh, come on, the pudding of champions. Which flavour did you have? Was it butterscotch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woo hoo, more nocturnal fun!

You're on top form tonight. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one!

I've got my Fab thumbs well flexed tonight

I can tell, nobody else is a ¹st poster in 2021.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ann. Smileyface x

Wink and a smile back

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Just had some angel delight... great start to the week

Oh, come on, the pudding of champions. Which flavour did you have? Was it butterscotch?"

There can only be one...

Of course it was butterscotch.

Now curled up on the sofa with a warm blanket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had some angel delight... great start to the week

Oh, come on, the pudding of champions. Which flavour did you have? Was it butterscotch?

There can only be one...

Of course it was butterscotch.

Now curled up on the sofa with a warm blanket. "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are Jim? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are Jim? X"

I'm good. More importantly, how are you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are Jim? X

I'm good. More importantly, how are you? x"

I'm ok ta.

Anxiety ridden but ok. X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How are Jim? X"

I broke the last thread by putting LornaJo in brackets again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are Jim? X

I'm good. More importantly, how are you? x

I'm ok ta.

Anxiety ridden but ok. X"

It'll be alright. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are Jim? X

I broke the last thread by putting LornaJo in brackets again

I don't think there's a Lorna emoji.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Lorna)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No Lorna emoji.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Too early to bring out the biscuit tin ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too early to bring out the biscuit tin ? "

I don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are Jim? X

I broke the last thread by putting LornaJo in brackets again

I noticed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are Jim? X

I broke the last thread by putting LornaJo in brackets again

I don't think there's a Lorna emoji."

Yes there is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are Jim? X

I broke the last thread by putting LornaJo in brackets again

I don't think there's a Lorna emoji.

Yes there is

That's a stocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are Jim? X

I broke the last thread by putting LornaJo in brackets again

I don't think there's a Lorna emoji.

Yes there is

That's a stocking!"

Yes but I love socks soo....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope Hope managed to get the rubbish out in the dark okay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are Jim? X

I broke the last thread by putting LornaJo in brackets again

I don't think there's a Lorna emoji.

Yes there is

That's a stocking!

Yes but I love socks soo...."

You love booties.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How are Jim? X

I broke the last thread by putting LornaJo in brackets again

I noticed!

Couldn't resist. I'm so naughty.

Loves ya

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Too early to bring out the biscuit tin ?

I don't think so."

Any special requests fellow night owls ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too early to bring out the biscuit tin ?

I don't think so.

Any special requests fellow night owls ? "

Fig roll?

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By *hemanwithnoname38Man
over a year ago

Wellington

Gooood eveeeeeening Jim.

Happy New Year to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to put the kettle on. Who would like a drink?

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Too early to bring out the biscuit tin ?

I don't think so.

Any special requests fellow night owls ?

Fig roll?"

Let’s not start the is it a biscuit discussion again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gooood eveeeeeening Jim.

Happy New Year to you. "

Hey, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TheMan. Happy new year. It's been ages. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too early to bring out the biscuit tin ?

I don't think so.

Any special requests fellow night owls ?

Fig roll?

Let’s not start the is it a biscuit discussion again"

I've never questioned the fig roll. And I never will!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm going to put the kettle on. Who would like a drink?"

Ohhhhh yes please Jim. Green tea?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I hope Hope managed to get the rubbish out in the dark okay."

She hasn't been seen since

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to put the kettle on. Who would like a drink?

Ohhhhh yes please Jim. Green tea?

To be honest, I chuck the teabags in the bin. My tea isn't very green.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope Hope managed to get the rubbish out in the dark okay.

She hasn't been seen since

It's a worry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

TheMan, do you put your rubbish out before midnight? I try to.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Too early to bring out the biscuit tin ?

I don't think so.

Any special requests fellow night owls ?

Fig roll?

Let’s not start the is it a biscuit discussion again

I've never questioned the fig roll. And I never will!"

I can see the wisdom in that statement....make mine an earl grey please

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y’know what’s good? Quality streets. The staff cupboard is stuffed with sweets and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too early to bring out the biscuit tin ?

I don't think so.

Any special requests fellow night owls ?

Fig roll?

Let’s not start the is it a biscuit discussion again

I've never questioned the fig roll. And I never will!

I can see the wisdom in that statement....make mine an earl grey please "

¹ Earl Grey coming up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more..."

That's how I like to do it to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Y’know what’s good? Quality streets. The staff cupboard is stuffed with sweets and biscuits

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm going to put the kettle on. Who would like a drink?

Ohhhhh yes please Jim. Green tea?

To be honest, I chuck the teabags in the bin. My tea isn't very green."

We recycle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to."

You don't want too many fingers at once otherwise, it's more like a fisting of KitKat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to put the kettle on. Who would like a drink?

Ohhhhh yes please Jim. Green tea?

To be honest, I chuck the teabags in the bin. My tea isn't very green.

We recycle

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By *hemanwithnoname38Man
over a year ago

Wellington

"TheMan, do you put your rubbish out before midnight? I try to."

I’m always trying to empty my sack before midnight (boom, boom)

I’m as best as can be given the current circumstances. Can’t wait for the promised end of the tunnel. Biggest celebration ever when we eventually get there.

How’s you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TheMan, do you put your rubbish out before midnight? I try to.

I’m always trying to empty my sack before midnight (boom, boom)

I’m as best as can be given the current circumstances. Can’t wait for the promised end of the tunnel. Biggest celebration ever when we eventually get there.

How’s you? "

Alright, Santa.

It's a bit of a bumpy ride. But I'm good at the moment.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to."

Any tips on twix technique?

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Good evening Jim xx

Trying to fall asleep but its not happening

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By *hemanwithnoname38Man
over a year ago

Wellington

"TheMan, do you put your rubbish out before midnight? I try to.

I’m always trying to empty my sack before midnight (boom, boom)

I’m as best as can be given the current circumstances. Can’t wait for the promised end of the tunnel. Biggest celebration ever when we eventually get there.

How’s you?

Alright, Santa.

It's a bit of a bumpy ride. But I'm good at the moment."

Good answer. Me too. Glad your ok

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

You don't want too many fingers at once otherwise, it's more like a fisting of KitKat

Do you remember about 10yrs ago when they brought out special edition 5 finger KitKats? A first of KitKat indeed!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique? "

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

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By *hemanwithnoname38Man
over a year ago

Wellington

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique? "

I used to work in a nursing home where this guy would share his packet of Maltesers with new staff.

The more wiser staff knew that he had prepared them himself, rolling his own sh1t up neatly into the smoothest balls of chocolaty goodness. Gross story but true...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique? "

I feel like Twix is the DP of choccy bars - take both at the same time

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened? "

I just hate them.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

You don't want too many fingers at once otherwise, it's more like a fisting of KitKat

Do you remember about 10yrs ago when they brought out special edition 5 finger KitKats? A first of KitKat indeed!

I think I missed the fisting KitKats, Red

Perhaps we should petition for their return? Desperate times call for a fist full of chocolate, surely?

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

I used to work in a nursing home where this guy would share his packet of Maltesers with new staff.

The more wiser staff knew that he had prepared them himself, rolling his own sh1t up neatly into the smoothest balls of chocolaty goodness. Gross story but true... "

I have seen those on the Bristol stool chart ..

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

I feel like Twix is the DP of choccy bars - take both at the same time

Never tried it with a TWIX.

Maybe I should...? Cos a Ripple gets messy, a Toblerone hurts & Mars Bars are so last century

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

I feel like Twix is the DP of choccy bars - take both at the same time

Far too much dry biscuit at once ... perhaps after dunking maybe

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

You don't want too many fingers at once otherwise, it's more like a fisting of KitKat

Do you remember about 10yrs ago when they brought out special edition 5 finger KitKats? A first of KitKat indeed!

I think I missed the fisting KitKats, Red

Perhaps we should petition for their return? Desperate times call for a fist full of chocolate, surely?

Oh, Kinky! You and me both!

I had this convo in work ages ago and no one believed me! There is nothing I do not know about chocolate. I take my addiction seriously

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

I used to work in a nursing home where this guy would share his packet of Maltesers with new staff.

The more wiser staff knew that he had prepared them himself, rolling his own sh1t up neatly into the smoothest balls of chocolaty goodness. Gross story but true... "

Noooooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y’know what’s good? Quality streets. The staff cupboard is stuffed with sweets and biscuits

Exactly! I’m going to get fat on these nightshifts! X

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

I had a kitkat once that was chocolate all the way down.....a very special day

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Y’know what’s good? Quality streets. The staff cupboard is stuffed with sweets and biscuits

Exactly! I’m going to get fat on these nightshifts! X"

You're a long way from fat, Kitty xx

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By *earsOfLysCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Drinking wiiiiiiine

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I had a kitkat once that was chocolate all the way down.....a very special day "

Me too!

The Golden Ticket of KitKats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique? "

Get it down ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim xx

Trying to fall asleep but its not happening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Toxic. I hope you get off soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TheMan, do you put your rubbish out before midnight? I try to.

I’m always trying to empty my sack before midnight (boom, boom)

I’m as best as can be given the current circumstances. Can’t wait for the promised end of the tunnel. Biggest celebration ever when we eventually get there.

How’s you?

Alright, Santa.

It's a bit of a bumpy ride. But I'm good at the moment.

Good answer. Me too. Glad your ok

I'm glad you're okay too, dude.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"I had a kitkat once that was chocolate all the way down.....a very special day

Me too!

The Golden Ticket of KitKats

Wouldn’t work as a limited edition... it’s the supreme surprise that makes it such a joyous moment.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

I feel like Twix is the DP of choccy bars - take both at the same time

Far too much dry biscuit at once ... perhaps after dunking maybe "

Oh no, you wouldn't want to go in dry. Try with a brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

I used to work in a nursing home where this guy would share his packet of Maltesers with new staff.

The more wiser staff knew that he had prepared them himself, rolling his own sh1t up neatly into the smoothest balls of chocolaty goodness. Gross story but true... "

I've heard of dirty protests, but not dirty introductions.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Get it down ya."

The Big Sam school of chocolate bar disposal

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

You don't want too many fingers at once otherwise, it's more like a fisting of KitKat

Do you remember about 10yrs ago when they brought out special edition 5 finger KitKats? A first of KitKat indeed!

I think I missed the fisting KitKats, Red

Perhaps we should petition for their return? Desperate times call for a fist full of chocolate, surely?

Oh, Kinky! You and me both!

I had this convo in work ages ago and no one believed me! There is nothing I do not know about chocolate. I take my addiction seriously

Would you like to launch this petition, or shall I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Y’know what’s good? Quality streets. The staff cupboard is stuffed with sweets and biscuits

Exactly! I’m going to get fat on these nightshifts! X"

It's cold, extra calories are needed. x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

I feel like Twix is the DP of choccy bars - take both at the same time

Far too much dry biscuit at once ... perhaps after dunking maybe

Oh no, you wouldn't want to go in dry. Try with a brew

Not too hot though. I've tender lips

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Get it down ya.

The Big Sam school of chocolate bar disposal "

There's a reason we call him Fat Sam

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

You don't want too many fingers at once otherwise, it's more like a fisting of KitKat

Do you remember about 10yrs ago when they brought out special edition 5 finger KitKats? A first of KitKat indeed!

I think I missed the fisting KitKats, Red

Perhaps we should petition for their return? Desperate times call for a fist full of chocolate, surely?

Oh, Kinky! You and me both!

I had this convo in work ages ago and no one believed me! There is nothing I do not know about chocolate. I take my addiction seriously

Would you like to launch this petition, or shall I?

Writing to Nestlé as we speak

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over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways "

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher.

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over a year ago

"I had a kitkat once that was chocolate all the way down.....a very special day "

You lucky bastard.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

I feel like Twix is the DP of choccy bars - take both at the same time

Far too much dry biscuit at once ... perhaps after dunking maybe

Oh no, you wouldn't want to go in dry. Try with a brew

Not too hot though. I've tender lips

Reminds me of the three bears

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Get it down ya.

The Big Sam school of chocolate bar disposal

There's a reason we call him Fat Sam

Fat and a little bent .... best manager England never had

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

You don't want too many fingers at once otherwise, it's more like a fisting of KitKat

Do you remember about 10yrs ago when they brought out special edition 5 finger KitKats? A first of KitKat indeed!

I think I missed the fisting KitKats, Red

Perhaps we should petition for their return? Desperate times call for a fist full of chocolate, surely?

Oh, Kinky! You and me both!

I had this convo in work ages ago and no one believed me! There is nothing I do not know about chocolate. I take my addiction seriously

Would you like to launch this petition, or shall I?

Writing to Nestlé as we speak

Feel free to forge my signature

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over a year ago

"Drinking wiiiiiiine"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, IrishFantasy. Enjoy your wiiiiiiiiiine.

Red or white?

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over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Get it down ya.

The Big Sam school of chocolate bar disposal "

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By *jackoMan
over a year ago

ripon

Hello all

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher."

Bloody hell.. your school must have been posh. Milk and a biscuit!

Our school milk always tasted a little turned and occasionally we got chocolate milk......and yes I am blessed with and uncanny gift when it comes to chocolate

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher."

Jeez! You got a TWIX with your milk???

As I'm older than you, all I remember is those wee, baby bottles of milk dumped in the corridor, right by the radiator. Used to make me feel sick. I still hate milk to this day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jjacko. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I like your extra J, it's fun. Smileyface

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By *jackoMan
over a year ago

ripon

"Hello all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jjacko. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I like your extra J, it's fun. Smileyface"

Thanks

how are you and everyone tonight?

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Hello all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jjacko. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I like your extra J, it's fun. Smileyface

Thanks

how are you and everyone tonight? "

Pretty good Jacko ... unwinding and chatting rubbish

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over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher.

Bloody hell.. your school must have been posh. Milk and a biscuit!

Our school milk always tasted a little turned and occasionally we got chocolate milk......and yes I am blessed with and uncanny gift when it comes to chocolate "

I don't know where the Twix came from. Warm milk is a common primary school memory for those of a certain vintage. I don't remember my milk being warm. But it was a long time ago.

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over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher.

Jeez! You got a TWIX with your milk???

As I'm older than you, all I remember is those wee, baby bottles of milk dumped in the corridor, right by the radiator. Used to make me feel sick. I still hate milk to this day

I know!

I just said warm milk was common in primary schools. I like milk. I don't think my memory is playing tricks with. Our milk was pretty fresh.

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By *jackoMan
over a year ago

ripon

"Hello all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jjacko. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I like your extra J, it's fun. Smileyface

Thanks

how are you and everyone tonight?

Pretty good Jacko ... unwinding and chatting rubbish"

Not much else to do

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over a year ago

"Hello all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jjacko. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I like your extra J, it's fun. Smileyface

Thanks

how are you and everyone tonight? "

No worries. I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuu?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher.

Jeez! You got a TWIX with your milk???

As I'm older than you, all I remember is those wee, baby bottles of milk dumped in the corridor, right by the radiator. Used to make me feel sick. I still hate milk to this day

I know!

I just said warm milk was common in primary schools. I like milk. I don't think my memory is playing tricks with. Our milk was pretty fresh."

I used to avoid the milk at school, it was rank. I turned out to be lactose intolerant, so I was onto something as a 6yo

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher.

Jeez! You got a TWIX with your milk???

As I'm older than you, all I remember is those wee, baby bottles of milk dumped in the corridor, right by the radiator. Used to make me feel sick. I still hate milk to this day

I know!

I just said warm milk was common in primary schools. I like milk. I don't think my memory is playing tricks with. Our milk was pretty fresh."

Proper used to make me gip!

And the teachers in those days were allowed to physically manhandle you to get it down ya. I'm having a proper flashback now.

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over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher.

Jeez! You got a TWIX with your milk???

As I'm older than you, all I remember is those wee, baby bottles of milk dumped in the corridor, right by the radiator. Used to make me feel sick. I still hate milk to this day

I know!

I just said warm milk was common in primary schools. I like milk. I don't think my memory is playing tricks with. Our milk was pretty fresh.

I used to avoid the milk at school, it was rank. I turned out to be lactose intolerant, so I was onto something as a 6yo

You're too young for free gratis milk.

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over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher.

Jeez! You got a TWIX with your milk???

As I'm older than you, all I remember is those wee, baby bottles of milk dumped in the corridor, right by the radiator. Used to make me feel sick. I still hate milk to this day

I know!

I just said warm milk was common in primary schools. I like milk. I don't think my memory is playing tricks with. Our milk was pretty fresh.

Proper used to make me gip!

And the teachers in those days were allowed to physically manhandle you to get it down ya. I'm having a proper flashback now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher.

Jeez! You got a TWIX with your milk???

As I'm older than you, all I remember is those wee, baby bottles of milk dumped in the corridor, right by the radiator. Used to make me feel sick. I still hate milk to this day

I know!

I just said warm milk was common in primary schools. I like milk. I don't think my memory is playing tricks with. Our milk was pretty fresh.

I used to avoid the milk at school, it was rank. I turned out to be lactose intolerant, so I was onto something as a 6yo

You're too young for free gratis milk."

I think we paid 20p a week. Well, it was wasted because I didn't touch it

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Well it’s time to skip up the wooden hill... night all x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Well it’s time to skip up the wooden hill... night all x "

Good night

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over a year ago

"Well it’s time to skip up the wooden hill... night all x "

Na night.

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over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd love a KitKat. 4 fingers though

It will have to be two and then two more...

That's how I like to do it to.

Any tips on twix technique?

Oh no, never a TWIX.

Probably THE only choccie bar I'd refuse

What happened?

I just hate them.

Fair enough... I feel the same way about milky ways

Milky Ways were good when I was young. When I was young we got milk, and a Twix at primary school. Then Margaret Thatcher took away the milk and Twix. Thanks a lot Margaret Thatcher.

Jeez! You got a TWIX with your milk???

As I'm older than you, all I remember is those wee, baby bottles of milk dumped in the corridor, right by the radiator. Used to make me feel sick. I still hate milk to this day

I know!

I just said warm milk was common in primary schools. I like milk. I don't think my memory is playing tricks with. Our milk was pretty fresh.

I used to avoid the milk at school, it was rank. I turned out to be lactose intolerant, so I was onto something as a 6yo

You're too young for free gratis milk.

I think we paid 20p a week. Well, it was wasted because I didn't touch it

You little terror.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm a naughty lady, Jim. I'm going to read an article about Queen Anne and I might check back here quickly before bed. If I don't come back, goodnight Jim and everyone

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm a naughty lady, Jim. I'm going to read an article about Queen Anne and I might check back here quickly before bed. If I don't come back, goodnight Jim and everyone

Night lovely.

I've just been fascinated by your vaccine info in the virus room xx

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By *jackoMan
over a year ago

ripon

"I'm a naughty lady, Jim. I'm going to read an article about Queen Anne and I might check back here quickly before bed. If I don't come back, goodnight Jim and everyone

Night

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over a year ago

"Y’know what’s good? Quality streets. The staff cupboard is stuffed with sweets and biscuits

Exactly! I’m going to get fat on these nightshifts! X

You're a long way from fat, Kitty xx"

Maybe, but if they leave me alone with these chocolates I’ll get there happily

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm off to Bedfordshire, folks.

Catch you later xxx

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over a year ago

"I'm a naughty lady, Jim. I'm going to read an article about Queen Anne and I might check back here quickly before bed. If I don't come back, goodnight Jim and everyone

*Nods*

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over a year ago

North West

"I'm a naughty lady, Jim. I'm going to read an article about Queen Anne and I might check back here quickly before bed. If I don't come back, goodnight Jim and everyone

Night lovely.

I've just been fascinated by your vaccine info in the virus room xx"

I'm glad I can raise some fascination

I'm going to try and sleep now, goodnight one and all

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over a year ago

"I'm off to Bedfordshire, folks.

Catch you later xxx"

Na night. x

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"I'm a naughty lady, Jim. I'm going to read an article about Queen Anne and I might check back here quickly before bed. If I don't come back, goodnight Jim and everyone

Night lovely.

I've just been fascinated by your vaccine info in the virus room xx

I'm glad I can raise some fascination

I'm going to try and sleep now, goodnight one and all

Na night. x

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over a year ago

Morning everyone. Damn cold out there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On this day 1970 The Beatles had their last recording session.

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"Morning everyone. Damn cold out there..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening good moooooooooooooooooorning, Thunder. It is

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"Morning everyone. Damn cold out there...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening good moooooooooooooooooorning, Thunder. It is

A man could loose his bearings out there Jim, keep checking from Time to time just to be sure...

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over a year ago

It's Michael Stipe's birthday today. Happy birthday, Mike!

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"Morning everyone. Damn cold out there...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening good moooooooooooooooooorning, Thunder. It is

A man could loose his bearings out there Jim, keep checking from Time to time just to be sure...

Be careful.

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over a year ago

It's Bernard Sumner's birthday today. Happy birthday, Bernard!

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"Morning everyone. Damn cold out there...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening good moooooooooooooooooorning, Thunder. It is

A man could loose his bearings out there Jim, keep checking from Time to time just to be sure...

Be careful."

I'm sitting over a gas fire mate and moving for no one lol... roll on 6am

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"It's Bernard Sumner's birthday today. Happy birthday, Bernard!"

Would that make this a bit of a blue Monday ya think?

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over a year ago

On this day 2004 Britney Spears had her surprise marriage annulled less than 55 hours after tying the knot with childhood friend Jason Alexander, not the guy from Seinfeld.

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"Morning everyone. Damn cold out there...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening good moooooooooooooooooorning, Thunder. It is

A man could loose his bearings out there Jim, keep checking from Time to time just to be sure...

Be careful.

I'm sitting over a gas fire mate and moving for no one lol... roll on 6am

Very wise.

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"It's Bernard Sumner's birthday today. Happy birthday, Bernard!

Would that make this a bit of a blue Monday ya think?"

I think so.

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Made you look.

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